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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:16:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This sort of shit is what makes me worry when I see dudes with decompression needles and those fuckin tubes you stick down dudes throats in their kit I have them in my IFAK (2x decompression needles and 2x nasopharyngeal airway), my IFAK is to be used on me not by me on someone else. If a Medic / EMT pulls my IFAK and needs one for use on me then I will be glad I have them in there. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:16:47 PM EDT
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I can't stop laughing long enough to type out an appropriate response!
But, thanks OP! I needed the belly laugh! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:17:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 17th century: You have bad breath, here are some leeches. 19th century: You have the consumption, you should do cocaine about it. 21st century: You have a sucking chest wound, stick fire in it.  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:18:18 PM EDT
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You could pack a spoon too and use the flair to get the spoon red hot.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:18:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Fuuuuck yeah
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:18:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: Why hasn't flares or other devices been invented to seal gun shot wounds or stab wounds where a tourniquet can't reach ? Sticking a flare in a gushing blood flow knife stab wound sounds like it would work to seal the artery no? 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:18:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Use the powder in your round to cauterize it like Rambo. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:18:34 PM EDT
[#8]
If a road flare is good....a breach pen is even better right?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:19:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:19:48 PM EDT
[#10]
You should try sticking it up your ass first and report back
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:19:57 PM EDT
[#11]
We're all looking at you @chickenwilly to come bail your fellow 20er out.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:23:06 PM EDT
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So....an M-80 would not be a good idea for my hemorrhoid issues?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:23:43 PM EDT
[#13]
OP, if used on a chest wound? Heartburn concerns.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:27:18 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Watching too many movies |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:28:48 PM EDT
[#15]
OP, have you been swimming in any lakes in Arizona? Because I think you might have that brain-eating amoeba.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:31:21 PM EDT
[#16]
Holy shit, just let treat myself or bleed out.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:31:46 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why not a can of expanding foam  Trauma animation |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:32:42 PM EDT
[#18]
Not 1st or 2nd but wat?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:34:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hammermill thread Wrong. Hammermill would post a retarded link, ask a question, then never return. This is more CapnRob style. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:34:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:35:48 PM EDT
[#21]
Just light the blood soaked tampon on fire.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:36:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why not a can of expanding foam Or Flex Seal! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:37:52 PM EDT
[#23]
I like OP's thinking. If anyone ever has a gusher at one of my BBQs I now know to just fire up the Searzall.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:38:16 PM EDT
[#24]
You’ll probably be better off trying to put the blood back in. Just pack an empty syringe for this purpose.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:38:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A flare and a gallon of gas is a medical kit ? I am going to just bleed out thanks. Genuine LOL, thanks. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:38:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably because quick clot and celox are a thing. ^^This. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:39:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A road flare is about 3x hotter than the classic red hot knife cauterization, its also spewing all kinds of shit. CTPT: way too hot and expels a lot of debris...burning debris. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:45:50 PM EDT
[#28]
Just put a tube of flex seal in the kit OP.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:47:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:01:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We're all looking at you @chickenwilly to come bail your fellow 20er out. Depends on how you view generaldiscussions and your time on this here website. At first I thought he was a moron or noob to guns. Then I realized he is a clever troll. Fun one at least. Not sure if retread. I wish I had paid more attention to screenames when I lurked because I could tell better. Either way he's not hurting anything. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:04:09 PM EDT
[#31]
 sometimes i seriously wonder how some of you have made it this long on the planet without actually dying.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:04:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/EgcB5I3-51.gif That one 20er who isn't retarded needs to get in here and boo this man. whats op s deal ? 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:04:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG: So....an M-80 would not be a good idea for my hemorrhoid issues? It would eliminate the issue. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:06:33 PM EDT
[#34]
Are you high OP?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:06:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whats op s deal ? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/EgcB5I3-51.gif That one 20er who isn't retarded needs to get in here and boo this man. whats op s deal ? He is going the next step beyond tampons and pads for penetrating ttrauma. @bigeasysnow have you thought of using a road flare for shark week? I fucking love GD. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:06:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If a road flare is good....a breach pen is even better right? https://mk0theurbansurv3s422.kinstacdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/breachpen.jpg Dude, that must work- the guy even has one of those stupid "Do no harm, do know harm" patches.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:07:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:07:35 PM EDT
[#38]
Because if you ever do that to me, you had better pray I bleed out, because if I live I’m gonna wear your pinky around my neck as a nose-picking tool.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:07:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why spend money on a flare when you could shove a charcoal briquette in the wound. Charcoal will clean the wound too. Big wounds burn big coal |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:08:40 PM EDT
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Actually, aren't you supposed to heat up your knife with the road flare and then use the knife?
I'm pretty sure they always use a knife in the movies, not so much the road flare by itself..... just saying |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:08:43 PM EDT
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A vibrator works better.
The vibrations whip the fat in the blood into a thick paste. Sort of like putting heavy cream in a blender. I'd suggest buying a range of sizes. But I wouldn't go larger than 18" |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:10:40 PM EDT
[#42]
Some men just want to watch the patient burn.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:11:19 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have them in my IFAK (2x decompression needles and 2x nasopharyngeal airway), my IFAK is to be used on me not by me on someone else. If a Medic / EMT pulls my IFAK and needs one for use on me then I will be glad I have them in there. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This sort of shit is what makes me worry when I see dudes with decompression needles and those fuckin tubes you stick down dudes throats in their kit I have them in my IFAK (2x decompression needles and 2x nasopharyngeal airway), my IFAK is to be used on me not by me on someone else. If a Medic / EMT pulls my IFAK and needs one for use on me then I will be glad I have them in there. Jokes on you when the guy who comes to help you is actually the OP. Funnier still when he finds the lube and tube in your IFAK and starts pulling your pants down..  CPR Fail - The Office |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:12:00 PM EDT
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OPs right, I saw a documentary where a disgruntled farmer said, "Anyone gets hit, sing out. Slap iron to it. It's the fastest way to stop the blood."
Iron...road flare, same difference, right? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:13:34 PM EDT
[#45]
 Billy Madison - I award you no points |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:16:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jokes on you when the guy who comes to help you is actually the OP. Funnier still when he finds the lube and tube in your IFAK and starts pulling your pants down..  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbpT_6vjCcThat scene pretty much nails the feeling we get needing BLS recert for the umpteenth time. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:18:01 PM EDT
[#47]
Seems like overkill when you could just crack open a can of Pillsbury biscuits inside the wound channel.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:19:25 PM EDT
[#48]
OP is dumb as a box of hammers and not half as useful.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:20:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jokes on you when the guy who comes to help you is actually the OP. Funnier still when he finds the lube and tube in your IFAK and starts pulling your pants down.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbpT_6vjCcI don't think he would use my IFAK, he would probably just run over with his road flare... 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:21:53 PM EDT
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