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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:44:41 PM EDT
In this thread we post our favorite JB quotes.


"The reason I was able to stay home during the pandemic is because Black Woman were able to keep the grocery shelves stocked"

Joe Biden
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[#1]
"Salute the Marines" is pretty high up there
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 3:49:24 PM EDT
[#2]
“You know the thing”.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 3:52:20 PM EDT
[#3]
"Come on, Man!"
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:14:19 PM EDT
[#4]
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[#5]
ashsdljkliugobnw,efulivskbdn,kjs  
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:21:19 PM EDT
[#6]
"You stupid bastards."
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[#7]
Joe Biden brags about having “the most extensive and inclusive VOTER FRAUD organization” in history.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:25:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:27:40 PM EDT
[#9]
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/close thread
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:29:59 PM EDT
[#10]
"You know the thing."
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:30:58 PM EDT
[#11]
“If you have a problem figuring out if you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”
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[#12]
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Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids
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That one still makes me chuckle
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:34:46 PM EDT
[#13]
And I looked at [Corn Pop], but I was smart then. I said first of all, I said when I tell you to get off the board you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again, but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams. I apologize for that
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:35:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Someone should make this into a Twitter feed of Biden quote of the day.....
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:36:04 PM EDT
[#15]
"Well son of a bitch, he got fired..."

Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:36:24 PM EDT
[#16]
Gee, your hair smells terrific!

 - Joe Biden
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:39:06 PM EDT
[#17]
"You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking!"
-Joe Biden, 2006

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[#18]
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[#19]
"I don't work for you."

Joe Biden tells worker 'you're full of s***' during argument over gun control
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[#20]
"Lying dog face pony soldier."  Wot dafuq?  What a bozo.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:45:10 PM EDT
[#21]
Listen, Fat!
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:45:38 PM EDT
[#22]
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"I don't work for you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k2UeoY4uyU
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Wonder if that guy got fired right after that exchange
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:45:47 PM EDT
[#23]
You're a one horse pony!
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:46:03 PM EDT
[#24]
Call your doctor, and see if Trumpanzeesure is right for you!
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:46:08 PM EDT
[#25]
trumphilanizure, or whatever it was.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 4:48:04 PM EDT
[#26]
One of my favorites is a COC violation.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 5:11:52 PM EDT
[#27]
Hi, I'm Joe, Jill Biden's husband
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 5:14:06 PM EDT
[#28]
I'm coming for your AR14.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 5:19:12 PM EDT
[#29]
The first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 5:19:24 PM EDT
[#30]
I’m surprised none has said “you ain’t black”
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 5:20:47 PM EDT
[#31]
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Someone should make this into a Twitter feed of Biden quote of the day.....
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There is a Joe Biden Insult Bot on Twitter that will give you some funnies, probably not real but good for laffs:
-You're hootin' at the wrong owl, you nursery-rhymin' can o' beans
-Keep it in your hat, you ol' dribble-mouthed milk licker
-Go candy a yam, you two-faced spit-licker
-You're all strawberry and no preserves, ya foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper
-You woke the rooster this time, ya lemon-squeezin' Chicken Little-
-Tell it to the judge, you liver-spotted deuce of diamonds
and so on
@BidenInsultBot

Heres a real one:
"God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony" -- Biden to @pdoocy of Fox News as Doocy asks him about Hunter Biden while he walks off the stage

Link Posted: 1/22/2021 5:23:38 PM EDT
[#32]
I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 6:19:18 PM EDT
[#33]
Hasn't uttered my favorite quote yet:

"I'm a lying piece of shit and have never had an honest day in my life. I know the election was rigged. An angel visited me last night and told me if I confessed this to the public and served out the rest of my miserable life in a 8x8 cell I would be spared a sentence to hell. I hereby resign my stolen presidency."
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 6:50:43 PM EDT
[#34]
Corn pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys


Link Posted: 1/22/2021 6:53:19 PM EDT
[#35]
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"Salute the Marines" is pretty high up there
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 6:55:48 PM EDT
[#36]
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[#37]
Trunalimunalprezura
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 7:41:25 PM EDT
[#38]
See my username.


Link Posted: 1/22/2021 7:47:26 PM EDT
[#39]
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Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids
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Racist on steroids
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 7:48:21 PM EDT
[#40]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 7:49:47 PM EDT
[#41]
Does this smell like chloroform?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 7:52:08 PM EDT
[#42]
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"Salute the Marines" is pretty high up there
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I  was going to post this!!

I fully expect the next one to be "Low Battery Warning"
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 7:54:03 PM EDT
[#43]
In 1963 Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation-
and they were running that quote as part of an ad for a show on Lincoln.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 8:02:41 PM EDT
[#44]
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That one.

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 8:02:44 PM EDT
[#45]
1/22/2021

"There’s nothing we can do to change the trajectory of the pandemic in the next several months"
after declaring pre-election that he will "Shut down the virus".
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 9:03:49 PM EDT
[#46]
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"Well son of a bitch, he got fired..."

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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 9:16:10 PM EDT
[#47]
"They're gonna put you back in chains!"

"I don't want my children growing up in a racial jungle!"
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 9:23:41 PM EDT
[#48]
Joe Biden: "We cannot let this, we've never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and ... correct the public health."
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 9:26:19 PM EDT
[#49]
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[#50]
FJB...
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