

Posted: 5/25/2023 7:20:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: JoeSP1]
Dearest GD-
I have an ex girlfriend from my mid 20’s that has since married, had a child, and moved across the country. We keep in sparse contact, and I last saw her when we both lived on the east coast in maybe 2009. We’ve texted a little (maybe 10 times since then), but never spoke via voice since we parted. This week, she lets me know that she’s divorcing her man-child husband. Their son is maybe 4. She said she wants come visit me during the separation. Interesting. Advice? Suggestions? Do I fo? Edited to add- Has a good job, pays most of their bills and pays the entire mortgage. Girl boss. Edit number 2- Reading is FUNdamental. I never said I want to get back together with her. Also, I’ve seen pics. Not a mayo tanker. Edit number 3- Younger sister likely has OnlyFans or is a high class escort. Edit number 4- She said I was the one that got away, and now that she’s older and wiser, she realizes the mistake she made. Has GD no compassion? In that one book didn’t they offer that barn to the lady who was pregnant because the hotel was all full up? Can my familiarity not be the barn here? Major Update- Her soon to be ex husband asked her about me, because he knows she thinks of me fondly. Is he going to do something crazy? If she wants to leave, why not just let her leave? |
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She wants some known good cock.
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That boy needs a new dad, so go for it!
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Destroy that poon. Definitely finish inside her too. Be a dad for two.
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Sounds like your dick’s gonna get soaked
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I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Glock and thy AR15, they comfort me.
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Run.
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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon
Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain |
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Monkeys don’t let go of a branch without first getting a good grip on the next one.
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Freedom and Justice come out of a box. Sometimes it is a Jury box. Sometimes it is a Ballot box. Other times it has to come from a Cartridge box!
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Definitely get in a relationship / marry an old ex with a 4 year old and a man child ex.
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"There's an inner idiot in us just waiting to climb out and romp about in unabashed stupidity, but most people retain just enough wit to keep the idiot bottled up."
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For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from His workmanship, so that men are without excuse.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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LOL.... What could possibly go wrong?
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American by the grace of God
Conservative by the power of intellect |
Now, for some good advice:
Are you crazy? She's an ex for a reason. She got married, had a kid, and is now looking for a new meal ticket. Again, are you crazy? |
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She will be much heavier than you remember
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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You need to order a ring tonight.
And post some goddamn pics giblet head |
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Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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Originally Posted By killcormorants: She will be much heavier than you remember View Quote ![]() |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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Pepper your angus
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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Originally Posted By JoeSP1: Dearest GD- I have an ex girlfriend from my mid 20’s that has since married, had a child View Quote I have a saved Zelda game that will cost you infinitely less to play with. |
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Jump on it OP.
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All you need is a good 1911. "God bless all here" |
Sure. I mean, what could go wrong?
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Do yourself a favor and wait until she’s divorced and gets her head on straight
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Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it.
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She went and had a kid with another guy and when that didn't work out she's turning to you out of desperation and you're wondering if you should take her back after not really knowing each other for 14 years and now have a step kid.
Yeah totally go for it. |
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Here I am, Here I remain
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Minus the kid part, this scenario happened to a buddy of mine. It worked out for them as they are now happily married expecting their first child.
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Thinking with your cock again. Good luck Mr Darwin.
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You're plan B.
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Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.. |
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First time she tries to introduce you to the kid run as fast as you can.
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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon
Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain |
Man child ex-husband?
It’s strange that I’ve heard that same thing from most divorced women. |
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OP don't worry about tomorrow, think about now.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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Originally Posted By Waldo: You're plan B. View Quote https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/comments/13qxos8/waiting_in_line_at_cvs_i_wonder_how_im_going_to/ ![]() |
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If you've had a vasectomy, then go for it.
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Whatever reason or reasons she is your ex are still in effect; plus now she is a single mom.
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Everywhere we go, we are surrounded by people who stumble through life dependent upon the vigilance and/or kindness of others. - Zardoz
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''When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty,''
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Remember, she's an EX for a reason.
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