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Posted: 2/13/2021 2:09:54 PM EDT
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I am amazed at the number of people who can't read a tape measure, no matter whether left or right handed.
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Link Posted: 2/13/2021 2:57:56 PM EDT
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Below are my ARF answers, Im glad you found a tape measure that suits your style, pics please.

Arf snark:

You cant read upside down?

Its a left handed tape measure world, deal with it.
Link Posted: 2/13/2021 3:15:10 PM EDT
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Below are my ARF answers, Im glad you found a tape measure that suits your style, pics please.

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You cant read upside down?

Its a left handed tape measure world, deal with it.
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What about:

“After 30 years, you are just figuring that out?”
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Inches are for whores and architects. The good lord gave us engineer tapes for a reason.
Link Posted: 2/13/2021 3:53:52 PM EDT
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Had a female maintenance worker say should couldn't measure something because her tape measure was too short.
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Only took me two years of woodworking to figure this out.  Of course I discovered it shopping tools on Rocklers website.  . It was a holy shit moment for sure.
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Is it wrong to read a tape measure like "six and a quarter and two notches"?

Asking for a friend.......

And I framed and built my entire basement.
Link Posted: 2/13/2021 5:26:34 PM EDT
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And it's not that I can't read a tapemeasure upside down , I just shouldn't have to

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now i have to ask, what tape is this? i need it
Link Posted: 2/13/2021 6:02:45 PM EDT
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And it’s not that I can’t read a tapemeasure upside down , I just shouldn’t have to

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How cute, they even tell you what the little lines mean
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I worked a short while at THD in hardware.  We used to have tape measure standout competitions. Dewalt FatMax usually won.

While there, I was shocked to learned that most construction levels...aren't.
Link Posted: 2/13/2021 6:41:58 PM EDT
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Most people just use them with their right hand, and mark with their  left. All you are doing is marking a little tickey mark, your not writing a book.
Link Posted: 2/13/2021 7:07:57 PM EDT
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My wife can do it, but it takes forever and she lacks all confidence when she calls out the measurement, to the degree I just measure everything to avoid getting mad at her when I'm left with scrap after a cut.
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How cute, they even tell you what the little lines mean
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The single most annoying thing about any tape is clutter. I fucking hate unnecessary clutter. I want to pull a measurement and move to the next task, so I want strong, clear foot and.inch marks, and I want the inch marks to reset at every foot. I don't need to know that 10'2" is 122 inches. I want to see the 10' mark and a 2" mark.
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Most people just use them with their right hand, and mark with their  left. All you are doing is marking a little tickey mark, your not writing a book.
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Yep .
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Inches are for whores and architects. The good lord gave us engineer tapes for a reason.
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to give engineers one more thing to fuck up for the people who actually have to do the work?
Link Posted: 2/13/2021 7:51:55 PM EDT
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How cute, they even tell you what the little lines mean
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Not the worst thing. Sometimes I'll be upside down in an awkward position measuring and I'll take the time to be sure I'm reading a tape correctly - they are so busy with notches and information. That sounds ridiculous to say, but I'm saying it.
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to give engineers one more thing to fuck up for the people who actually have to do the work?
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I’m just too stupid to not use tenths.
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Fastcap lefty righty on amazon for $9.99
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They also make a flat tape if you're like me and hate dealing with a curved tape when trying to make accurate measurements/markings.


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Metric tape FTW
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I suck at fractions. When I use a tape measure it's usually 37 1/2 inches and "2 lines" or something like that.

(I get that that's 5/8ths (isn't it?) )
Link Posted: 2/14/2021 12:20:43 PM EDT
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I suck at fractions. When I use a tape measure it's usually 37 1/2 inches and "2 lines" or something like that.

(I get that that's 5/8ths (isn't it?) )
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You might want to consider a digital tape measure ;)

I always get tripped up when trying to do some number of 16ths.  If I want 11/16 I know that's 1/16 short of 3/4, but half the time I end up looking on the wrong side of the 3/4 mark, or miss the 3/4 mark completely.

That's why I just ordered one of these in the Standard Reverse marking style:
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It does not matter which way the numbers go.
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when I was doing a lot of framing, we just called out either short or strong of the standard normal fraction. We would never say sixteenths, Although with the cabinets I build nowadays days It’s a lot more precise

I have that tape measure, it even has a pencil sharpener on it
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I did siding for a little while (cedar, not vinyl), and that's how everything was called out. Short or strong, and if you were marking it for someone else to cut, you'd place an X on whichever side of the line the blade needed to pass.
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Magnetic fat max Master race checking in
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and both sides readable

but I see they had to put 32 inches on there for cabinet height, lol
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and both sides readable

but I see they had to put 32 inches on there for cabinet height, lol


The "true 32" refers to the 32mm system used by European cabinet manufacturers.

I hope you were being sarcastic.
Link Posted: 2/16/2021 3:10:43 AM EDT
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But what the heck are this red and black diamonds for....
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“The diamonds start at the 19.2 inches mark on the tape and can be utilized to help correctly space the floor trusses for a 4×8 T&G sub-floor with a span rating of 20” o.c. The black diamonds provide a visual cue to help you work faster”

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Why is my triangle called a square.  How to I use it to calculate the rafter length for my hip roof...
Link Posted: 2/17/2021 8:29:17 AM EDT
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Inches are for whores and architects. The good lord gave us engineer tapes for a reason.
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Can you recommend a good decimal inch tape? I can’t stand fractions.
Link Posted: 2/17/2021 11:55:21 AM EDT
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Is it wrong to read a tape measure like "six and a quarter and two notches"?

Asking for a friend.......

And I framed and built my entire basement.
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You don't need to worry about the notches between quarters for framing!!  You ain't buildin' a peeanah!!
Link Posted: 2/17/2021 11:57:57 AM EDT
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In my backup toolbox I had a freebie Hazard Fraught that I finally used enough times to justify purchasing a "good" one.  I went into our local ACE wanting a USA made tape, and figuring that I would look at the Milwaukee and Stanley Fatmax's.  I think the only 25' USA made tape I could find was a chrome Stanley.  I ended up buying it.  

Fast forward about a month, my backup "toolbox" is a bucket with a pocket organizer on it.  One of the outside pockets has a metal clip that is made for a tape to hang on... So I was working in the shop that the bucket is in, and my 3 year old decides to make a game of puling on the new tapes "hook" while it is still clipped to the bucket, pulling it out, then letting it go and reel up at a gazillion miles an hour.  I cringe every time, but I was getting work done and he was having fun, so I kept working... That lasted about 3 minutes until he got to about 25' - 2", or whatever the max is, then kept pulling and yanked the tape right out of the housing.  That tape didn't last long.
Link Posted: 2/17/2021 12:09:07 PM EDT
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We have a test for people apply for our factory jobs and part of it is reading a tape measure. 9 out 0f 10 can't read a tape measure , can't tell you how many inches are in a foot , how many feet in a yard , and so on. Pretty sad really.

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