Nancy Pelosi and her driver were driving through the Ozarks…came around a curve on the twisty mountain road…hit an old milk cow standing in the middle of the road killing it…
The driver tells Pelosi that he is going to go up to the farmer’s house and tell him what had happened…
About an hour passed… the driver comes back…clothes in disarray…a cigar in his mouth…half drank bottle of wine in his hand…face covered with lipstick smears…
“What happened to you?” Nancy asks…
Driver responds…”I knocked on the door…I tell the farmer that I’m Nancy Pelosi’s driver and that I killed the old cow”….”the farmer sticks a cigar in my mouth…the wife hands me a bottle of wine…their two daughters throw me to the floor and covered me with kisses…it happened so fast I couldn’t stop it.