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Posted: 9/22/2022 8:11:12 PM EDT
Thread title says it all.  Lighthearted, fun thread intended.

I have a compound bow, a (1) sword, and obviously several knives and my massive biceps.

Unlike our fearless mods, no nunchucks, and no vast collection of samurai swords.  No spears, no tactical bats, no brass knuckles, not even a crossbow.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:11:52 PM EDT
[#1]
every man needs a proper spear.

@Alex_F
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:12:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Basically everything.

What I couldn't buy in decent quality off the shelf - I made.

Ancient/modern/domestic/foreign.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:12:08 PM EDT
[#3]
I have a set of Danger Dongs
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:12:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Rock hard penis and nipples that can cut glass
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:12:27 PM EDT
[#5]
A fucking pencil.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:13:03 PM EDT
[#6]
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:
every man needs a proper spear.

@Alex_F
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I also got the spetznaz shovel recently!  Whew that thing is sharp.

Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:13:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By wakeboarder:
Rock hard penis and nipples that can cut glass
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:13:59 PM EDT
[#8]
If I kill a man with my hands I go to jail
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:15:25 PM EDT
[#9]
"I keep an inch and a half guardrail nut on a loop of 550 cord. It's not whiz-bang tactical, but one smack in the grape and it's coloring books for Christmas."
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:15:55 PM EDT
[#10]
Smelly armpits.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:16:24 PM EDT
[#11]
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Originally Posted By Smashy:
Smelly armpits.
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Pre-neolithic weaponry. Impressive!
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:17:29 PM EDT
[#12]
I use incorrect pronouns.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:21:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:27:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Anything is a weapon if you're brave enough.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:27:41 PM EDT
[#15]
An acerbic wit and runaway mouth
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:28:24 PM EDT
[#16]
Does a bike U lock count?
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:29:03 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:30:51 PM EDT
[#18]
In b4 Mustang owners
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:30:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:31:14 PM EDT
[#20]
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Originally Posted By Hesperus:
Does a bike U lock count?
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Yes, but just barely above a skateboard
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:34:18 PM EDT
[#21]
Since ammo is now unaffordable anyway I always keep a great american challenge barbed with tuna hooks on me.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:37:18 PM EDT
[#22]
Axes are always at hand.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:38:20 PM EDT
[#23]
A sharp, pointy stick.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:38:22 PM EDT
[#24]
All I can say is that "tape" was involved with the packaging of it.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:38:47 PM EDT
[#25]
I am a weapon
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:40:49 PM EDT
[#26]
Teacup

Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:42:19 PM EDT
[#27]
spear and blowgun-no poison

almost ordered an atlatl but decided that would be stupid for an old man with a shredded rotator cuff.

pondering a bow

could use a work/weapon machete
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:46:10 PM EDT
[#28]
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Originally Posted By wakeboarder:
Rock hard penis and nipples that can cut glass
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lol...
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:46:51 PM EDT
[#29]
A cut of 500...
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:47:21 PM EDT
[#30]
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Did I make it before all the losers with their samurai swords?  

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Bunch of loosers, they are...
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:47:37 PM EDT
[#31]
3" air cannon
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:48:34 PM EDT
[#32]
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My weiness.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:48:35 PM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:49:21 PM EDT
[#34]
2nd gen Ram 2500 on 35's, 360 with a plow
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:49:31 PM EDT
[#35]
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:
"I keep an inch and a half guardrail nut on a loop of 550 cord. It's not whiz-bang tactical, but one smack in the grape and it's coloring books for Christmas."
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I understood that reference

Well done good Sir!
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:50:10 PM EDT
[#36]
I could kill you with a newspaper.


Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:50:14 PM EDT
[#37]
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Originally Posted By CrimsonKing6:
2nd gen Ram 2500 on 35's, 360 with a plow
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Death wobblin through the crowds
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:50:25 PM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:50:52 PM EDT
[#39]
Just me...
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:52:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Riter] [#40]
I have rocks!

However, most of the ones I've gathered are now atop of my dog's grave.  It's to keep the critters from exhuming her.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:52:40 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:54:34 PM EDT
[#42]
Including sonic electric ball breakers and sharp sticks?
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:56:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Blackie] [#43]
Hands
Feet
Hammers
Axes
Hatchets
Crowbars
Shovels
Spades
Baseball bats
Golf clubs
Tennis racquets
Cars
Trucks

I could go on and on…
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:57:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: FloridaMan11b] [#44]
My brain with the Jedi mind trick laser beams
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:58:07 PM EDT
[#45]
Axes, Daggers, a very nice katana and that reminds me, I need a spear.
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 8:58:40 PM EDT
[#46]
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Originally Posted By kzin:
spear and blowgun-no poison

almost ordered an atlatl but decided that would be stupid for an old man with a shredded rotator cuff.

pondering a bow

could use a work/weapon machete
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This has me wondering about the deadliness of a blowgun - no poison.

Can you hit a target the size of a man’s eye?
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 9:00:28 PM EDT
[#47]
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 9:04:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Lord_Grey_Boots] [#48]
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 9:04:02 PM EDT
[#49]
Coin claw by Serge
Link Posted: 9/22/2022 9:06:25 PM EDT
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