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Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:44:05 AM EDT
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I'm all for it.  I'd like a tree or something like it planted above me.

I'm not gonna be embalmed like some necromancer's toy or quickly converted into CO2/CO and heat in a furnace.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:44:40 AM EDT
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A lot of countries don't embalm. I used to work with a couple guys from Albania. One was at work when he got the call that his father died. At that point, he had about 24 hours to get back to Tirana if he wanted to see the body. Same thing when another guy's mother died. 24 hour viewing, then burial. Shitty thing when you live in the middle of the US and you need to get to Chicago, then Frankfurt or Geneva, and finally Tirana all in 24 hours with no notice.
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In the ground before the next sunset is a Muslim thing not based on refrigeration or embalming.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:45:56 AM EDT
[#3]
Bones to berries

Veins to vine

These tendons to trees

This blood to brine

Too old she was.....
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:46:00 AM EDT
[#4]
2021.. when all the bad sci fi novels about dystopian futures were attempted simultaneously by the loony left.

Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:46:07 AM EDT
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Humans > mulch > garden > food

This is just cannibalism with a few extra steps involved.
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Hey, it might be tasty who knows.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:49:12 AM EDT
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The compost will then be processed into green food chips.
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Dipped in a salsa of aborted babies.

The left can't eat just one!
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:49:18 AM EDT
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I would do that. Other than my family having to haul away the compost. There already enough junk in the garage.
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Few people go visit the grave sites of the parents and grandparents anyways.  If they do most no more the once a year
How many people take can or even know where there great grandparents and beyond are buried?
It’s an odd tradition we have.  
As long as it’s done respectfully
I see no issues with continuing that circle of life
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:51:45 AM EDT
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In the ground before the next sunset is a Muslim thing not based on refrigeration or embalming.
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That makes sense then. They were definitely on that loosey goosey Islam they do in the Balkans.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:53:01 AM EDT
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And other assorted items will need to be collected before composting begins, like shoes, wedding rings, luggage...
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:57:53 AM EDT
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Creepy! Check out the "dissolving" method of body disposal. Body is reduced to liquid in lye-type solution and dumped down the sewer. Saw an article saying that the funeral industry was considering it.
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I heard a scientist was working on a way to handle cadavers....... names Herbert West
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:58:44 AM EDT
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They're coming up with ideas of what to do with 75 million corpses.
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They will just burn those (us).  Tried and true method.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:59:37 AM EDT
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I see what you guys are sayin. But the moment we as humans start looking at each other as nothing more than fertilizer.

When we stop respecting those that pass. We will stop respecting those that live. More so then we already do.

I find it sad in a way. But leave it up to the socialist extremist party to even consider openly doing this.

I mean after all. Was it not them that said, even after a child is born. The mother/parents should have the right to end the babies life. A set amount of time after birth. Just kill it if they decide they do not want it.

We are regressing into animals.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 10:59:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:01:15 AM EDT
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I'm all for it.  I'd like a tree or something like it planted above me.

I'm not gonna be embalmed like some necromancer's toy or quickly converted into CO2/CO and heat in a furnace.
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I've always wanted to be buried deep without a casket on private property, then have a tree planted on top of me
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:01:51 AM EDT
[#15]
The ground...  is....   people.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:03:42 AM EDT
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Mmmm, soylent green...


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The future is here!
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:09:22 AM EDT
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This is disgusting and vile.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:10:07 AM EDT
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Mmmm, soylent green...


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What a timeline.

Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:10:35 AM EDT
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So cadaver dogs will be useless?
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:13:57 AM EDT
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Personally I would go with a "sky burial" myself, but I don't think it is legal anywhere in the US.

BTW there is already something called "alkaline hydrolysis," that involves zero muss & fuss. In the end you end up with ~15lbs of non-toxic residue.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:17:56 AM EDT
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Meh, too much fuss with all the tumbling and oxygenating and heating.

Just dump me in the dirt or burn me up. It’s just meat, no reason to do so much to it.
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yup. Told my wife to cremate me and have me shot out of a cannon.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:20:57 AM EDT
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Seems like a good way to spread prion diseases in humans if you use that compost for planting potable food.  

Liberalism is already a mental disorder, so probably not a big concern if they get more diseases.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:21:29 AM EDT
[#23]
Soylent Green?
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:21:31 AM EDT
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This is disgusting and vile.
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Way less disgusting than turning people into toxic goo in concrete and Tupperware
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:22:32 AM EDT
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I've always wanted to be buried deep without a casket on private property, then have a tree planted on top of me
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Cool plus a great grave marker. Better than being put in a bin and composed like garbage.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:26:10 AM EDT
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Way less disgusting than turning people into toxic goo in concrete and Tupperware
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meh, i'm alright with the concrete one. I find it interesting that there are places that do this to be made into a artificial reef.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:35:18 AM EDT
[#27]
Seeems like a waist of wood.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:50:09 AM EDT
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The compost will then be processed into green food chips.
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LOL
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:52:11 AM EDT
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Whatever happened to wrapping them in a sheet and burying them in a pine box? You know, the original composting that doesn't require an industrial incubator?
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Not expensive or complicated enough.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 11:54:36 AM EDT
[#30]
Insanity
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:05:29 PM EDT
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honestly, no real problem with this.  It was basically the Catholic standard for over 1000 years.  The church required to be burred on hallowed ground.  Well, there was a limited quantity of that, so the ground was dug up and reused.  This aerated the ground, and the reuse kept the composting bacteria levels high.  Pretty much nothing but bone would be left after a couple months - and the bones could be stored off site in catacombs.  Of course the simpler solution would be to powder the bones and use as fertilizer - just like we already do for slaughter animals...
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:11:37 PM EDT
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Whatever happened to wrapping them in a sheet and burying them in a pine box? You know, the original composting that doesn't require an industrial incubator?
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My cousin was buried last week in a pine box made by a family friend and his sons. It was really nicely done. I told my wife that’s all I’d like too.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:11:56 PM EDT
[#33]
I have no problems with this,
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:18:37 PM EDT
[#34]
Soylent Green is people.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:22:46 PM EDT
[#35]
I've always said that there's no way we can continue to burry the dead, forever. Eventually we will run out of room.

Sooner or later, alternatives need to be found.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:22:56 PM EDT
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meh, i'm alright with the concrete one. I find it interesting that there are places that do this to be made into a artificial reef.
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Yeah but I don't think you can be embalmed for that so I don't object. This whole pumping people full of toxic crap to put them on display days later is odd.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:28:47 PM EDT
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If it is actually more efficient, it should be less expensive.  These news stories seldom do a total cost analysis for capital, maintenance costs, consumables, labor, etc.  Energy is but one small aspect, and predicting future energy cost has huge error bars.  The composting princess itself likely generates greenhouse gases. Finally, consumer choice also needs to be considered. This news article reads like a press release for a product with little organic demand.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:33:56 PM EDT
[#38]
As far as I am concerned I can just be chucked out into the woods for the critters to munch on after I kick rocks.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:38:57 PM EDT
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They're coming up with ideas of what to do with 75 million corpses.
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This
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:39:31 PM EDT
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One thing that cemeteries and mausoleums preserve is history.

History of individuals, good or bad.

Composting remains is a good way to erase history.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:42:26 PM EDT
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It sounds like a good plan to me, I always wanted to be spread out on the farm fields anyway.  Let us return to the earth, I'm everywhere man.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:43:08 PM EDT
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Soylent Green for Green Farmers as part of the New Green Deal.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:46:51 PM EDT
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It kinda makes sense. Optional now. Mandatory in the future.
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If we don't  go full commie than you technically will still have the option, but a free market will eventually price most out.   Why should you continue to take up space and ooze into the water table?  Cremate me and pack my ashes into shotgun shells and slay ducks! Hooah!
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:48:37 PM EDT
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I'm all for it.  I'd like a tree or something like it planted above me.

I'm not gonna be embalmed like some necromancer's toy or quickly converted into CO2/CO and heat in a furnace.
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^^^

When I die I want to be planted under a pecan tree in Washington DC, so congress can eat my nuts.

Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:53:44 PM EDT
[#45]
It begins....

Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:54:14 PM EDT
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The family gets to keep the compost, yay!
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wouldn't you like to come back as an award winning cabbage?

Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:55:16 PM EDT
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Interesting.........

Link Posted: 1/15/2021 12:59:17 PM EDT
[#48]
Better than being cremated.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 1:00:21 PM EDT
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How about burial at sea? Fishes gotta eat to.
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USN still requires you to be field dressed and embalmed prior to burial.  Then there is transport to the ship. The actual burial is free for veterans I believe but the rest of the crap is not.
Link Posted: 1/15/2021 1:00:22 PM EDT
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Good.

Some liberal pos can eat my ass even when I’m dead
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