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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:12:56 PM EDT
Stuck in traffic? Your spouse is cheating? Joel Osteen ate your Chipotle? Mimes don't even bother to mime, they just talk to you? You finally found your lost hair net, but it's aged to a pink color? You feel like you'd like to have your appendix back after it's hostile and bloody removal? When you speak Portuguese, you lisp? Astra Zeneca may be able to help. What other problems do you suggest for Astra Zeneca to tackle? Leave me out of it. I'm not a paid spokesman for Astra Zeneca or any other entity. I'm just trying to enjoy my evening.  |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:16:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Everything's good, just had a big burrito for dinner
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:19:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everything's good, just had a big burrito for dinner You may feel differently later on this evening. If so, Astra Zeneca may be able to help. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:20:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You may feel differently later on this evening. If so, Astra Zeneca may be able to help. I've got an iron stomach 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:21:50 PM EDT
[#4]
+1...
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:22:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've got an iron stomach Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You may feel differently later on this evening. If so, Astra Zeneca may be able to help. I've got an iron stomach AZMBATH |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:24:54 PM EDT
[#6]
Will Astra Seneca help me with a penis size reduction????
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:27:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Will Astra Seneca help me with a penis size reduction????  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:28:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: AZMBATH SAMBATH is better  
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:28:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Will Astra Seneca help me with a penis size reduction???? They may be able to help, but first ask yourself "I wanted one added, will I miss it when it's less? Or should I just go back to being female?"
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:29:01 PM EDT
[#10]
If you're Xi AZ is helping thin the herd in Taiwan.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:29:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: AZMBATH SAMBATH is better https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/498772/image-2132844.jpg CoC 7, disruption of thread/site. Reported.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:30:21 PM EDT
[#12]
They didn't help my wife win a trophy at the car show today. Some beat to shit 68 Camaro beat this.
 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:30:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: CoC 7, disruption of thread/site. Reported. It has everything to do with this thread, besides it has a chocolate donut |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:32:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They didn't help my wife win a trophy at the car show today. Some beat to shit 68 Camaro beat this. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/78788/IMG_5871c-679838.jpg The AMX would have had my vote. Sweet! 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 7:33:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It has everything to do with this thread, besides it has a chocolate donut Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: CoC 7, disruption of thread/site. Reported. It has everything to do with this thread, besides it has a chocolate donut Ooohhh.. chocolate donut is code. ?? 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:10:17 PM EDT
[#16]
Activist judges declare war on the United States Constitution?
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Posted: 10/16/2021 8:26:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Activist judges declare war on the United States Constitution? Don't fail us now, Astra Zeneca! |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 9:59:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Bumpra Zenefuckit |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:02:07 PM EDT
[#19]
You have no idea how many people are taking brain chemistry pills. Half the population.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:05:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Will Astra Seneca help me with a penis size reduction???? Have you ever asked him to keep the other half out? |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:05:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: Stuck in traffic? Your spouse is cheating? Joel Osteen ate your Chipotle? Mimes don't even bother to mime, they just talk to you? You finally found your lost hair net, but it's aged to a pink color? You feel like you'd like to have your appendix back after it's hostile and bloody removal? When you speak Portuguese, you lisp? Astra Zeneca may be able to help. What other problems do you suggest for Astra Zeneca to tackle? Leave me out of it. I'm not a paid spokesman for Astra Zeneca or any other entity. I'm just trying to enjoy my evening. Is Joel Osteen a grackle?
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:13:47 PM EDT
[#22]
Can Astra Zeneca help with Baby Arm?
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:16:51 PM EDT
[#23]
Of course they can help, but are they willing to help?
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:27:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Of course they can help, but are they willing to help? If you can’t afford your medication AZ can help. Side effects may include seizures, explosive diarrhea, liver disease, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, and organ failure. Please consult your doctor who gets pimped by our super hot chics pharma reps pushing product and the best blow jobs in the world. (Personal experience. When a nurse moves into pharma rep, her crazy blow job skills have been perfected). Full pull. Because they at least have a decent understanding of anatomy. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:39:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Have you ever asked him to keep the other half out? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Will Astra Seneca help me with a penis size reduction???? Have you ever asked him to keep the other half out? 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:40:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is Joel Osteen a grackle? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Stuck in traffic? Your spouse is cheating? Joel Osteen ate your Chipotle? Mimes don't even bother to mime, they just talk to you? You finally found your lost hair net, but it's aged to a pink color? You feel like you'd like to have your appendix back after it's hostile and bloody removal? When you speak Portuguese, you lisp? Astra Zeneca may be able to help. What other problems do you suggest for Astra Zeneca to tackle? Leave me out of it. I'm not a paid spokesman for Astra Zeneca or any other entity. I'm just trying to enjoy my evening. Is Joel Osteen a grackle? Astra Zeneca may be able to help answer this. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:40:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can Astra Zeneca help with Baby Arm? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/303065/20210210_191541-1819489-2133068.jpg LEAVE FRANK ALONE |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:41:25 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Of course they can help, but are they willing to help? They very well may be. Ask them. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:42:02 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you can’t afford your medication AZ can help. Side effects may include seizures, explosive diarrhea, liver disease, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, and organ failure. Please consult your doctor who gets pimped by our super hot chics pharma reps pushing product and the best blow jobs in the world. (Personal experience. When a nurse moves into pharma rep, her crazy blow job skills have been perfected). Full pull. Because they at least have a decent understanding of anatomy. I need help. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:49:06 PM EDT
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Sometimes in the evening I start to have the sensation that any problems I may be facing have gone away. A sense of euphoria is as close as I can describe it. However, this is always accompanied by dizziness and a loss of balance as well as getting up several times in the night to relieve myself.
This only happens after drinking 15 - 18 cold beers. Can Astra Zeneca help? |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:49:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I need help. Ben Stiller can help with that. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 10:50:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I need help. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If you can’t afford your medication AZ can help. Side effects may include seizures, explosive diarrhea, liver disease, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, and organ failure. Please consult your doctor who gets pimped by our super hot chics pharma reps pushing product and the best blow jobs in the world. (Personal experience. When a nurse moves into pharma rep, her crazy blow job skills have been perfected). Full pull. Because they at least have a decent understanding of anatomy. I need help. Date a pharma rep. All of the crazy of a nurse, but they make a shit load of money. Super blow jobs, they’re rich…but nurse crazy. AZ can indeed help you with your prostrate. But it ain’t their drugs. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:01:37 PM EDT
[#33]
 In before the move. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:19:04 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sometimes in the evening I start to have the sensation that any problems I may be facing have gone away. A sense of euphoria is as close as I can describe it. However, this is always accompanied by dizziness and a loss of balance as well as getting up several times in the night to relieve myself. This only happens after drinking 15 - 18 cold beers. Can Astra Zeneca help? No. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:19:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ben Stiller can help with that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I need help. Ben Stiller can help with that. He married Joel Osteen and just up and left. Next! |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:21:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Date a pharma rep. All of the crazy of a nurse, but they make a shit load of money. Super blow jobs, they’re rich…but nurse crazy. AZ can indeed help you with your prostrate. But it ain’t their drugs. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: If you can’t afford your medication AZ can help. Side effects may include seizures, explosive diarrhea, liver disease, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, and organ failure. Please consult your doctor who gets pimped by our super hot chics pharma reps pushing product and the best blow jobs in the world. (Personal experience. When a nurse moves into pharma rep, her crazy blow job skills have been perfected). Full pull. Because they at least have a decent understanding of anatomy. I need help. Date a pharma rep. All of the crazy of a nurse, but they make a shit load of money. Super blow jobs, they’re rich…but nurse crazy. AZ can indeed help you with your prostrate. But it ain’t their drugs. BTDT,  Kelly was.. Amazing! But, this isn't the purpose of the thread.
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:22:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sometimes in the evening I start to have the sensation that any problems I may be facing have gone away. A sense of euphoria is as close as I can describe it. However, this is always accompanied by dizziness and a loss of balance as well as getting up several times in the night to relieve myself. This only happens after drinking 15 - 18 cold beers. Can Astra Zeneca help? No. 
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:23:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Will Astra Seneca help me with a penis size reduction???? From four inches to two inches? Probably. |
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Posted: 10/16/2021 11:27:01 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Sometimes in the evening I start to have the sensation that any problems I may be facing have gone away. A sense of euphoria is as close as I can describe it. However, this is always accompanied by dizziness and a loss of balance as well as getting up several times in the night to relieve myself. This only happens after drinking 15 - 18 cold beers. Can Astra Zeneca help? No. Well, shit! If you meant "relieving yourself" as in turbating your mast, well, yes! Astra Zeneca may be able to help!
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Posted: 10/17/2021 12:16:22 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He married Joel Osteen and just up and left. Next! 
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Posted: 10/17/2021 12:20:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryAre you, Joel Osteen..? 
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