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Posted: 1/26/2021 3:10:26 AM EDT
Few weeks later it dont work out, no sex , then a year later she pregnant by some random guy, baby is born and now she has a live in girl friend, post kissing photos on social media. fml
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:11:45 AM EDT
[#1]
I can not say I have had that happen.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:12:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Like a real life girl?
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:12:36 AM EDT
[#3]
Why is that a FML situation?  Sounds like you dodged a couple bullets there.  
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:13:52 AM EDT
[#4]
I have never turned a woman into a lesbian.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:14:14 AM EDT
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That was my thoughts.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:19:40 AM EDT
[#6]
You funny op.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:19:59 AM EDT
[#7]
Nope, if there's no sex by the third or fourth date I'm gone.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:20:41 AM EDT
[#8]
I have turned a lesbian into a man
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:20:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:21:46 AM EDT
[#10]
So. You made her gay? No that has never happened.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:21:51 AM EDT
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no sex, gave it to some dead beat
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:22:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:34:12 AM EDT
[#13]
OP has a kid, I bet she saved your semen.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:38:24 AM EDT
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But I've turned a lesbian into a woman.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:41:06 AM EDT
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I attempted this once ,

Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:41:11 AM EDT
[#16]
I think I’d remember that so I’m gonna say no.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:43:18 AM EDT
[#17]
Yeah we had that happen to a guy at work.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:44:03 AM EDT
[#18]
I don't think so.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:46:38 AM EDT
[#19]
Nope, that's all you bud.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:48:42 AM EDT
[#20]
She was never into you.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 3:56:16 AM EDT
[#21]
no but i did go out with a ex co-worker and later she got into a relationship and now is still single and that was like 4 years ago. and she always said how she wants/ cant find a real man. lol bitch you are RATARDED!!
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 4:09:55 AM EDT
[#22]
Two former girlfriends had kids years later after we dated and named their kid with the same name as me, first and middle.

No lesbians that I know of.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 4:36:15 AM EDT
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OP Change your user name to NEO.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 4:44:45 AM EDT
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There's still time.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:03:06 AM EDT
[#25]
The important question is, did she know you two were dating OP?
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:10:28 AM EDT
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She was never into you.
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He said no sex.  I think that includes pegging.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:14:30 AM EDT
[#27]
It didn't work out. Why are you digging in to her social media. People live their lives afterwards. Most move on. Some don't. I would suggest moving on.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:14:58 AM EDT
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No shit.  I would be having a drink or two and count my blessings.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:21:14 AM EDT
[#29]
No.  But I did get booty calls from a former girlfriend that turned lesbian. She would send a message every now and again that she needed to get fucked. I was happy to oblige.
She said she loved her girlfriend,  she just needed to get the D every now and again.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:21:53 AM EDT
[#30]
I had five consecutive women that I dated get married to the guy they dated right after me.

I don't know what it meant. I never knew whether to be proud of that or freaked out by it.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:22:46 AM EDT
[#31]
Maaaan, every ex I've had went bananas, first one went weird, second one turned into a bulldyke druggie, third one I dated for 8 years and she's about to have a kid with sone basement dweller and the fourth one turned into a feminist.

Since then, I've remained single.

Don't stick your dick in crazy, only problem is most women my age (millenials) are bat shit insane.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:28:21 AM EDT
[#32]
I went out on a couple dates with a girl years ago. She had a kid that was the result of a one-night stand in Aruba...she has no clue who the father is.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:28:43 AM EDT
[#33]
OP is rapidly gaining a reputation for posting while
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:34:19 AM EDT
[#34]
You sound a little bitter. Just consider it bullet dodged.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:38:07 AM EDT
[#35]
Yes but it was before social media circa 1984
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:42:10 AM EDT
[#36]
Maybe, but I'm not sure.

I try not to stalk girls that I briefly dated years ago.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:46:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:50:05 AM EDT
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Why you care what some chic that didn’t put out is doing today?
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:50:54 AM EDT
[#39]
Every time. You see son, its a way to keep em. You build up a track record of these things then tell the one you really want that she needs to stay with you or she'll get knocked up by some random guy and wind up being a lesbian who posts kissing pictures on social media.

I've been a happy man for nearly two weeks now, so you gotta trust me on this one.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:55:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:56:44 AM EDT
[#41]
I was expecting you to say she had a dick
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:02:58 AM EDT
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Nope, if there's no sex by the third or fourth first date I'm gone.
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Fify
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:06:01 AM EDT
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No kidding.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:06:55 AM EDT
[#44]
I've heard certain type of men can have that effect on a woman.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:11:38 AM EDT
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Because he dated her for a few weeks and at no time was she interested in sex.

Finding out that a year later she'd been banging and got pregnant by another guy, popped the balloon of "I guess she just isn't in to sex" and replaced with "She wasn't  in to having sex.......with me. Specifically me."

That's why he cares.

The rest of the story is incidental.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:11:52 AM EDT
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no but i did go out with a ex co-worker and later she got into a relationship and now is still single and that was like 4 years ago. and she always said how she wants/ cant find a real man. lol bitch you are RATARDED!!
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This reads exactly like it was written in Mom's basement, surrounded by empty KFC buckets.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:13:27 AM EDT
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I had five consecutive women that I dated get married to the guy they dated right after me.

I don't know what it meant. I never knew whether to be proud of that or freaked out by it.
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You showed them that settling wasn't too bad.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:13:41 AM EDT
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So what... 3 or 4 times?
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:14:53 AM EDT
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I came close to marrying a girl who told me that she didn't want to ever have kids. Later found out that what she meant was that she didn't want to ever have kids with ME.

She later married some other guy and they have two kids together.

Shrug.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:16:09 AM EDT
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This, bullet dodged
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