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Posted: 11/24/2021 9:54:00 PM EDT
As a rule I am not invited to Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.

My wife has it with her family and their families and my adult children.

KFC or turkey TV dinner is my norm.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 9:55:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Covid vaccination issues??? IBTM.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 9:55:59 PM EDT
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Covid vaccination issues??? IBTM.
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No, its every year.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 9:56:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Perhaps sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes wasn't the best plan after all.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 9:57:05 PM EDT
[#4]
Why? You a dickhead?
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 9:59:45 PM EDT
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Perhaps sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes wasn't the best plan after all.
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bullshit.  it was worth it.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:00:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Don't eat KFC or a TV dinner for Thanksgiving. You can at least get a turkey dinner at Golden Corral for about 11 dollars. Why are you not invited every year?
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:00:07 PM EDT
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Hell, I’m a asshole and I still get an invite.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:00:09 PM EDT
[#8]
I'll bite, why?
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:01:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:06:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:06:34 PM EDT
[#11]
Quite the opposite.

My best friend's mother-in-law called me Friday to let me know they were expecting me.

She and grandpa are good, lovely people.  I love them.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:06:58 PM EDT
[#12]
I feel sad now.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:07:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Nope, we’re all conservatives. Big family gathering. I feel for folks that have liberals in their family.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:08:02 PM EDT
[#14]
In laws being in laws.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:08:23 PM EDT
[#15]
I only see two possibilities here. Either your wife’s family is a group or psychotic liberals or they believe you are an asshole.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:12:53 PM EDT
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I only see two possibilities here. Either your wife’s family is a group or psychotic liberals or they believe you are an asshole.
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Yes on both,  don't even care...
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:13:23 PM EDT
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My extended family on Mom’s side are pretty moderate, but even they are staunch Covidians. My mom called me to ask if I would be wearing a mask or getting tested for visiting my aunt’s on Thanksgiving.  I asked why since they’re all vaccinated? Crickets. Said I won’t bother with that stupidity and I’ll spend it with my Dad’s side for the 2nd year in a row since they’re all conservative.

I’ve spent every Thanksgiving and Christmas around moms side since I was a little kid (so 30+ years). Really starting to grow apart from them over this stupidity. Even my mom has a terrible case of orange man bad and is absolutely terrified of the Rona.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:14:37 PM EDT
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If you you didn't do something to get a permaban, but you would like to go otherwise, why are your wife and kids there?  If my family treated my wife like that or hers treated me like that, none of us would be there. Something's not adding up.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:15:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Im getting divorced, waiting to be finalized. Going to the soon-to-be ex inlaws tomorrow. They still love me even if she doesnt haha
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:20:26 PM EDT
[#20]
Ok, why be so elusive? At least say why?

And no, luckily my inlaws think I'm great.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:22:40 PM EDT
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If you you didn't do something to get a permaban, but you would like to go otherwise, why are your wife and kids there?  If my family treated my wife like that or hers treated me like that, none of us would be there. Something's not adding up.
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Same in my house. If one of us is banned none of us are going.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:24:46 PM EDT
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Pretty sad, partner. Best time of the year. I’m sorry for you.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:24:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:25:31 PM EDT
[#24]
Wait, so you are not invited but your wife and kids go?  

If that's the case, you need a new wife and new kids.  

I am an ass and my wife will be the first to tell you that but she wouldn't leave me alone for the holidays.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:27:44 PM EDT
[#25]
What did you do?
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:29:04 PM EDT
[#26]
Safe thread.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:29:50 PM EDT
[#27]
OP should be banned from here for making this thread and not telling us why.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:35:41 PM EDT
[#28]
I think we now know why.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:38:54 PM EDT
[#29]
Dammit!

They SAID it was All You Can Eat!!!

Link Posted: 11/24/2021 10:53:43 PM EDT
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As a rule I am not invited to Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.

My wife has it with her family and their families and my adult children.

KFC or turkey TV dinner is my norm.
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WTH did you do to get banned from Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner?
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:13:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:14:00 PM EDT
[#32]
I'd love to hear the back story leading up to said Standing Order Disinvite.

Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:14:54 PM EDT
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Last year at Thanksgiving I overheard my bil talking mad shit to his mildly demented FIL and when I confronted him he told me if I didn't like it I could get the hell out. I did and my wife and kids were close behind. He called me later in the evening and I hung up on his ass. I have not had to fix one thing at that liberal fucks house all year. Feels great.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:16:21 PM EDT
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I'd love to hear the back story leading up to said Standing Order Disinvite.

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Me too. Gotta be some details.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:16:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:16:55 PM EDT
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One fucking day a year.   Enjoy that hungry man dinner.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:19:02 PM EDT
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Where ya at Op? You ain't gonna get away that easy. We want answers here.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:19:53 PM EDT
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WTF is wrong with people?  I am a highly opinionated man with strong convictions, and yet I manage to host all the holidays with 20-30 people of all political persuasions without incident.  

Politics isn't everything.

Plus, I usually get the libs to shoot guns in my backyard range after a few drinks (I know, fuck you).  They love it.  I've converted more than a few.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:20:28 PM EDT
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If you you didn't do something to get a permaban, but you would like to go otherwise, why are your wife and kids there?  If my family treated my wife like that or hers treated me like that, none of us would be there. Something's not adding up.
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There is absolutely NO WAY my
wife, and kids would be eating ANYWHERE but our home on the holidays. If we had in  law issues, we would stay home and cook for ourselves.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:22:06 PM EDT
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My inlaws said I can't be around them until vaccinated.  I'm enjoying some quiet time.
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If my in-laws said something like that I'd shred my card and tell 'em I hadn't gotten a Covid shot.

Hell, I'd probably even tell them that I hadn't been immunized against anything as a child.

Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:22:48 PM EDT
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In laws being in laws.
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WOW, way for a wife to be a WIFE.

Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:23:54 PM EDT
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No
But my uncle and his wife aren't coming since my wife, kids, and myself aren't vaxed.

Funny thing is they didn't mind when their ac drain was clogged and leaking all over the place.
After getting done fixing his ac at no charge he asked me if I knew where to get some 12 gauge sluggers because he couldn't find any.

And when I came back and dropped off 30 rounds of sluggers for him free of charge a few days later.
They didn't care then either

fucking clowns

Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:24:10 PM EDT
[#43]
I was envited by the inlaws but I'm not going. I can't bring myself to visit California anymore.
Damn shame, I used to enjoy my travels there.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:24:41 PM EDT
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WTF is wrong with people?  I am a highly opinionated man with strong convictions, and yet I manage to host all the holidays with 20-30 people of all political persuasions without incident.  

Politics isn't everything.

Plus, I usually get the libs to shoot guns in my backyard range after a few drinks (I know, fuck you).  They love it.  I've converted more than a few.
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The left has weaponized healthcare so now it's about you killing them if you haven't been vaccinated. That'll keep a lot of people apart.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:25:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:26:29 PM EDT
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I’d ban you too for starting this thread without telling the damn story.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:27:34 PM EDT
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I truly feel for those members here who can't spend a day with their relatives.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:30:17 PM EDT
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No
But my uncle and his wife aren't coming since my wife, kids, and myself aren't vaxed.

Funny thing is they didn't mind when their ac drain was clogged and leaking all over the place.
After getting done fixing his ac at no charge he asked me if I knew where to get some 12 gauge sluggers because he couldn't find any.

And when I came back and dropped off 30 rounds of sluggers for him free of charge a few days later.
They didn't care then either

fucking clowns

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Funny how all that shit works, huh.  
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:31:41 PM EDT
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When he wiped it on the curtains is when they lost their shit.
Link Posted: 11/24/2021 11:33:18 PM EDT
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When he wiped it on the curtains is when they lost their shit.
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Perhaps sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes wasn't the best plan after all.
When he wiped it on the curtains is when they lost their shit.


The ban occurred when he added his hand made gravy.
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