I just lit a My Father Don Pepin Garcia Original toro. A very nice, moderately heavy smoke.

Preparing to enjoy it, I removed it from the cellophane tube. Then I peeled off the larger main band (the one with the fancy design on it).
Then I peeled off the lower, narrow band that says "ORIGINAL." Then I removed the blue silk ribbon from the foot.

I thought to myself "This very much reminds me of the ultimately rewarding yet undeniably annoying process of removing a willing but passive woman's pajamas and panties in preparation for sex."

Sounds like you are enjoying your cigar.  

I am working my way through box of ring-less overruns.  Not nearly as much foreplay, but still a good smoke.  

At least you thought 'woman', and not something else.