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Posted: 5/20/2022 11:43:20 PM EDT
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[#1]
that dirty fucker
Link Posted: 5/20/2022 11:44:11 PM EDT
[#2]
If you eat the possum then you get it back.
Link Posted: 5/20/2022 11:45:13 PM EDT
[#3]
No Grackles in your area?
Link Posted: 5/20/2022 11:45:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/20/2022 11:47:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:03:22 AM EDT
[#6]
OP has a kind heart buying the local wildlife dinner and having it delivered too.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:05:10 AM EDT
[#7]
Look at that li'l fella
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:06:00 AM EDT
[#8]
HAHAHAAHAAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:06:19 AM EDT
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The shock on his face when I interrupted him eating my fries.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:08:33 AM EDT
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i woulda sat out on the porch, and shared dinner with him.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:08:34 AM EDT
[#11]
The kitty looks skinny.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:08:41 AM EDT
[#12]
doordash, what could make fast food even worse?  it being cold.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:09:15 AM EDT
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Did he faint?
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:11:47 AM EDT
[#14]
Left it on the ground? Eww
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:17:08 AM EDT
[#15]
So cute
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:19:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:25:57 AM EDT
[#17]
Guess he's not a "tender tummy."
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:32:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:35:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:40:00 AM EDT
[#20]
He looks undernourished
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:40:39 AM EDT
[#21]
Wife delivered our dinner to my shop one night. Didn’t realize until it said delivered and there was nothing at the house

A whole pack of crows were tearing though our burgers and fries when I finally got there.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 12:41:37 AM EDT
[#22]
You might try something like this.

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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 1:41:42 AM EDT
[#23]
Pretty sure that's a dag.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 1:51:25 AM EDT
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I bet you could get food poisoning from that TV table or something that might be living in the carpet.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 1:52:39 AM EDT
[#25]
They should have texted you a pic once it was delivered you know....
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 1:54:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 1:55:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 2:20:39 AM EDT
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My first thought too. Looks like the possum needs that food more than OP.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 3:11:32 AM EDT
[#29]
Pro tip.   Infant clothing fits on possums.


Put him in a dress, then release him.   Then watch next door or Facebook for updates.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 3:14:31 AM EDT
[#30]
I had a young possum that would sit on the porch swing with me. He was pretty chill. I named him George. I could pet him. He got ran over.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 4:11:55 AM EDT
[#31]
Early bird gets the worm.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:12:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:20:28 AM EDT
[#33]
If you're hungry, they're hungry. Feed them inside.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:21:37 AM EDT
[#34]
OPIE LIVES!

@GiggleSmith
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:24:26 AM EDT
[#35]
Congrats on your new cat.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:26:13 AM EDT
[#36]
You need to install the passport device from the fifth element, but for possums that eat your doordash
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:26:14 AM EDT
[#37]
I thought GD said they only eat ticks so you can't shoot them and they save our lives.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:28:10 AM EDT
[#38]
Simultaneous First and Third World Problems.

Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:30:14 AM EDT
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FIFY
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:43:33 AM EDT
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Came to post this.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:50:27 AM EDT
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I bet you could get food poisoning from that TV table or something that might be living in the carpet.

If you were to get real close and sniff that fine table you would be inspired by the combined perfumes of Hoppes and Mobil-1.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:03:10 AM EDT
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I would have shot him. I don’t know why GD has a love affair with possums?
And they don’t eat enough ticks to make a difference.
Nuisance around here.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:03:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:06:47 AM EDT
[#44]
They are cute as babies but damned ugly as adults.......the possum, not me ??????
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:11:36 AM EDT
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Do they pull out fries one at a time, or just kinda barrel into a wall of em and go to town?

Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:42:21 AM EDT
[#46]
Supports woke company

Orders fast food so it taste like shit by the time it’s delivered covered in spit

Leaves it at door long enough for animals to inspect it

Posts a screenshot online in Gun forum




So much to unpack here.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:45:38 AM EDT
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I want you on my survival team.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:46:09 AM EDT
[#48]
Damn…

Just when I thought that this new “modern” country music couldn’t get any worse….
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:54:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 9:07:09 AM EDT
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Thread winner (well, outside of the possum), I’m chortling and had to explain why so now we’re both chortling.
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