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Link Posted: 2/20/2019 7:41:41 AM EDT
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Fuck my drive to work
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 7:50:09 AM EDT
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It's raining like a fat cow pissing on a flat rock here
Flooding everywhere.
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:16:23 AM EDT
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Wearable donkey
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Cactus holster
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Gravy insert
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:29:23 AM EDT
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Leprechaun alarm
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:32:01 AM EDT
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Corn Fusion
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Ant tractor
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:38:07 AM EDT
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Anal  retractor
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Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:40:15 AM EDT
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Mosquito oars
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:44:51 AM EDT
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Stork repairman
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Platypus technician
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:46:52 AM EDT
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Octopus rainsuit
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:47:35 AM EDT
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Sponge school
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Painting ears on snakes
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:50:34 AM EDT
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Ghost poots
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:55:18 AM EDT
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You broke the flow, man.

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Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:56:21 AM EDT
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Nope. It's a new flow.

Installing the papayas on the turbocharger.
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:57:10 AM EDT
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You broke the flow, man.

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No. I have been doing these for years. Absolutely.

Teaching sign language to your masks.
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:57:36 AM EDT
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Crouton farming
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 8:59:18 AM EDT
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Methamfartamine
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Toilet saddle
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Watching your feet ride dogs
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Peanut pustules
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:01:33 AM EDT
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Wound pussy or pussy wound?
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You ever lose something you know was just here, can't find it for three days, go to the dollar store and buy another one, then see it immediately when you step inside? Oh there's the fucking dustpan. How did I not see that? Well, cool, now I have 2 dustpans. Lets see how long until I can't find either one.
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:04:22 AM EDT
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Shovel trap
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Dustpan posse
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Aggravated hotdog
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Protip, if you lose something small and haven't stirred from the couch, it's under the dog. Every time.
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:06:03 AM EDT
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Johnson's Automated Tongue Wax
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Fried parallelogram
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Herbal incest
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I love my hotdog toaster.
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Censer
Censor
Sensor
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:13:37 AM EDT
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"We've detected remotely that that smell is not suitable for distribution."

"Who are you?"

"I am the censer censor. I have sensors."
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:17:18 AM EDT
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Regurgitated vocabulary
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Electronic flatus
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:20:48 AM EDT
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Velociraptor calculus
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frog cheese
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You must think in Russian. Can you do that?
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:26:33 AM EDT
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Ventriloquist mute
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Erotic potassium
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:27:38 AM EDT
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Genital bronchitis
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Thoracic dodgeball
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:29:02 AM EDT
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Rechargeable eel
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:29:21 AM EDT
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Solar powered condom
Link Posted: 2/20/2019 9:29:42 AM EDT
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Abortion Survivors Society
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Vasectomy implants
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