There was a guy whose sailboat sank in a storm, but he managed to make it to a nearby island. He had been marooned on this island for about a year, and the closest thing he had to a television was going down to the lagoon and watching the various patterns made by waves and occasional marine life below the surface.
One day while watching the ripples on the lagoon he noticed some bubbles. After a moment there were more bubbles closer to him. And again, more. Suddenly, a scuba diver in a wetsuit stood up out of the water. The stranded sailor stood to his feet, shocked at the sudden appearance of another person.
His visitor pulled off her mask and regulator, revealing a beautiful woman standing before him.
She asked, "What are you doing here? I didn't think this island was inhabited."
He explained about being marooned on the island and that she was the first person he had seen in a year.
She grinned a little and said, "I'll bet you'd like a drink."
"Would I ever!!!" he replied.
She unzipped a pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and handed him a little airline bottle of Jack Daniels.
"Wow! This is great!" he said as he took a sip.
She smiled and said, "I'd bet you'd like a smoke to."
"You bet!"
She unzipped a little pocket on the right sleeve of her wetsuits, pulled out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, lit one, and handed it to him.
With whiskey in one hand and a cigarette in the other, this was the biggest party he'd had in a whole year!
Then she looked at him seductively and said, "I bet I know what else you'd like."
"What's that?", he asked.
She said, "I'll bet you'd like to play around", and started unzipping the front of her wetsuit.
He exclaimed, "You have a set of golf clubs in there, too???!!!"