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Link Posted: 9/16/2012 12:15:21 PM EDT
[#1]
Epic mastery owns page two
 
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 12:16:26 PM EDT
[#2]
Tag for the LOLZ
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 1:49:59 PM EDT
[#3]
Get him a "Speak & Spell" or some grammar apps for his phone.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 1:54:12 PM EDT
[#4]
But does it involve some awesome JO and swordfighting? NO HOMO of course.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 1:56:09 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
But does it involve some awesome JO and swordfighting? NO HOMO of course.



He thinks he's hot shit and doesn't even know his dad jacks off all over his train set
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 2:09:26 PM EDT
[#6]
Wth... Get a job dope head!
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 2:25:31 PM EDT
[#7]


I'm mildly fascinated by this gif.  Is that Haley?

Link Posted: 9/16/2012 3:04:18 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:


I'm mildly fascinated by this gif.  Is that Haley?



To be honest I am not really sure who it is. I ran across it months ago and cracked up.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 3:15:40 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Yeah but....do you have the disaplin needed?


Link Posted: 9/16/2012 3:36:44 PM EDT
[#10]
Update 1 in OP.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 3:49:06 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Update 1 in OP.


DHS is going to push your shit in! Its a trap bruh!
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 3:50:55 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Update 1 in OP.


It's perfect.  I mean "Its purfick".
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 3:53:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Showed up for the thread, stayed for Lulz gifs..

Tag
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 3:57:58 PM EDT
[#14]
tag
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 4:03:19 PM EDT
[#15]
You should send him this one and tell him its part of YOUR training regimen.

Link Posted: 9/16/2012 4:08:26 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
You should send him this one and tell him its part of YOUR training regimen.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Ua_qJ3onyes/T-7t72L6oeI/AAAAAAAABD0/icpp-AbLBCY/s800/134102980589.gif


What in the bloody hell is THAT B.S.?
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 4:09:52 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You should send him this one and tell him its part of YOUR training regimen.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Ua_qJ3onyes/T-7t72L6oeI/AAAAAAAABD0/icpp-AbLBCY/s800/134102980589.gif


What in the bloody hell is THAT B.S.?


That is a highly magnified view of the AIDS virus.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 4:32:05 PM EDT
[#18]
You definitely need to subtly place "JO" in your next message somehow.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 4:38:11 PM EDT
[#19]
I would rather take survival training from this fucking jerk than Bear Grylls any day.  Am I the only one?
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 4:48:26 PM EDT
[#20]
This thread has potential to be epic.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 5:00:27 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
You should send him this one and tell him its part of YOUR training regimen.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Ua_qJ3onyes/T-7t72L6oeI/AAAAAAAABD0/icpp-AbLBCY/s800/134102980589.gif



Oh shit, I just spit some beer on the laptop.  
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 5:04:56 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:


hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly.


LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading.

I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive?


I'm tagging this just to see what kind of response you get.  Don't let me down.



RE: update
You did not let me down.  But as I now think this through to its logical end...........      Get a mod to delete this thread, destroy your hard drive, and deny deny deny.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 5:06:57 PM EDT
[#23]
In.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 5:09:01 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
God writing like that made my head hurt.


I don't know; you're pretty good at it.


Link Posted: 9/16/2012 5:14:24 PM EDT
[#25]
This could get interesting.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 5:55:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Epic mastery owns page two too


Fiksed it four yoo.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 6:06:13 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:11:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Oh, for crying out loud..."Disaplin" = discipline.  I'm an idiot.

I"m all on google, trying to identify a drug that I haven't heard about...BTW: Disalpin is apparently available as a cream.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:18:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Defenetley in fo dis.
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 12:21:52 AM EDT
[#30]
Oh so In
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 12:39:50 AM EDT
[#31]
Behold the confidence of youth, this kid could survive anything except a spelling bee death match.
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 12:47:13 AM EDT
[#32]
I'm betting his "emergency seedbank" is lacking in variety.                
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 1:34:20 AM EDT
[#33]
Holeee Sheeeite

Link Posted: 9/17/2012 1:39:43 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:


I'm mildly fascinated by this gif.  Is that Haley?



To be honest I am not really sure who it is. I ran across it months ago and cracked up.


It is pretty hilarious!
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 1:55:23 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


I'm mildly fascinated by this gif.  Is that Haley?



To be honest I am not really sure who it is. I ran across it months ago and cracked up.


It is pretty hilarious!


Magpul - Art of the Tactical Gymnastics

excellent DVD
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 2:19:39 AM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


But does it involve some awesome JO and swordfighting? NO HOMO of course.


Masturbation or the Japanese short staff?  I guess that works on multiple levels, including my first sentence now that I think about it.



 
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 4:10:02 AM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


no dought


Drought?





Dough?





Doughnut?





 
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 4:14:16 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:

Quoted:
But does it involve some awesome JO and swordfighting? NO HOMO of course.

Masturbation or the Japanese short staff?  I guess that works on multiple levels, including my first sentence now that I think about it.
 


All of the above.  Bring your own crystal, though.  I'm not sharing mine!  no homo
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 7:50:01 AM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


You should send him this one and tell him its part of YOUR training regimen.



https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Ua_qJ3onyes/T-7t72L6oeI/AAAAAAAABD0/icpp-AbLBCY/s800/134102980589.gif


Wow.



 
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 2:44:38 PM EDT
[#41]
Any reply???
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:40:16 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Any reply???


?????
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:49:35 PM EDT
[#43]
Update in OP!

Tried updating earlier at lunch from my phone but no joy. Had to wait until now.

Now give me some ideas to make this a classic troll. The name and location are easy enough to spoof (I got some ideas ) but I need something MOAR.
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:52:03 PM EDT
[#44]
tagged for updates and hilarity
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:52:37 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Oh, for crying out loud..."Disaplin" = discipline.  I'm an idiot.

I"m all on google, trying to identify a drug that I haven't heard about...BTW: Disalpin is apparently available as a cream.


I'm fucking quoting this.
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:53:44 PM EDT
[#46]
Tell him you can't give him your real name because in Iraq you were into some real serious black ops shit.  Stuff that only men in your small fraternity of brothers would ever understand.
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:55:43 PM EDT
[#47]
Dude he wants to do a back ground check! The gig is up!
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:57:36 PM EDT
[#48]
Tell him you were a Green Beret sniper that was too tough for the Army so you transferred to the SEALs but you spent so much time overseas you never got around to Survival School. Make sure you mention your gold Hipoint. 40 and your badass SKS.
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:58:23 PM EDT
[#49]
In for the JO crystal.
Link Posted: 9/17/2012 3:58:40 PM EDT
[#50]
Ask him abought running a prison shower survival scenario.
 
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