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Posted: 6/2/2008 6:37:43 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome)
Genital Warts
Gonorhea
Syphylis
Herpes
Chlamydia
Pubic Lice or Crabs
Vaginitis
Hepatitis

All this and MORE! (sore butthole from man rape) can be yours! Limited time only!

Not to mention BLATANT violation the one-tool-per-room law.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:37:53 PM EDT

[#2]

don't listen to these nancies.

DON'T BE A PUSSY, THIS SOUNDS LEGIT!

COC compliant pics are a MUST or you will be the biggest arfcom failman since AROCK

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:38:00 PM EDT

[#3]

I would carry condoms and a 1911.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:38:07 PM EDT

[#4]

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Dude just fuckin do it. These people seem legit.

Says the man who only read a description of them on the Internet.

Say, Sandman, would you like to by some ocean front property in Kansas? I can get you a good deal.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:38:07 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Dude just fuckin do it. These people seem legit.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:39:09 PM EDT

[#6]

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You better get going. I don't think there's such a thing as "fashionably late" to an orgy.

Nope there's just sloppy seconds and coming too early. If you catch my meaning.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:39:28 PM EDT

[#7]

C'mon, what's the worst that could happen? You're pounding away at one of the chicks when *oops*, surprise buttsecks? Take one for the team and get over there!

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:39:43 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Take protection, condoms and a 1911. Just in case.

fick ui dont' have runbberes i'll have to run to the stoer

not sure abltu all of tha t

Yeah, I don't think you should be drivin bro, much less fuckin strangers. You eat another one of them special melons?

Eh, fuck it. This could be epic.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:40:07 PM EDT

[#9]

Your speeling sucks and there's no question in your poll.

You should be there already. Just show up naked that way they know you mean business.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:40:31 PM EDT

[#10]

buy condoms and GO!

WTF are you asking us for?

Homo!

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:40:49 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Take protection, condoms and a 1911. Just in case.

fick ui dont' have runbberes i'll have to run to the stoer

not sure abltu all of tha t

Yeah, I don't think you should be drivin bro, much less fuckin strangers. You eat another one of them special melons?

Eh, fuck it. This could be epic.

sorry dude not too too drunk just typing fast cuz i'm not sure how long i shold wait

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:41:13 PM EDT

[#12]

Im going to log off in a few mins, can someone IM me the "I was Buttraped" thread when its posted later

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:41:21 PM EDT

[#13]

Oh yeah, there is at least one "timeout", one ban, and a lock coming from this one.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:42:10 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Take protection, condoms and a 1911. Just in case.

fick ui dont' have runbberes i'll have to run to the stoer

not sure abltu all of tha t

Yeah, I don't think you should be drivin bro, much less fuckin strangers. You eat another one of them special melons?

Eh, fuck it. This could be epic.

sorry dude not too too drunk just typing fast cuz i'm not sure how long i shold wait

Quit posting and get the fuck up there!!

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:42:56 PM EDT

[#15]

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Your speeling sucks and there's no question in your poll.

You should be there already. Just show up naked that way they know you mean business.

Yeah, show up naked as that's the custom.

Also, it's traditional for those throwing the orgy to give out a room number two numbers higher than the actual room... to throw off anyone who may be listening. So make sure you show up at the right place...

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:42:57 PM EDT

[#16]

fuck it im foing

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:43:00 PM EDT

[#17]

GO TO THE ORGY RIGHT NOW

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:43:04 PM EDT

[#18]

I didn't know there was such a thing as orgy etiquette.

I learn something here everyday.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:43:07 PM EDT

[#19]

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I would carry condoms and a 1911.

Sage advise, always.

I would say its a trap, stuff like that never really happens.... BUT

couple of months back I saw my neighbor doing a 5 man gang bang in her garage. I know think that nothing is impossible.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:43:16 PM EDT

[#20]

Same thing happened to me in a bar a few years ago. Some girl wanted to give me a blow job while her husband watched. I told them I'd have to ask the girlfriend.......Walked immediately around the bar pointed the couple out to my girlfriend and the others I was out with that night. We all got a good laugh out of it and within a half hour the couple had snagged another guy and took him out to the parking lot. Needless to say hilarity ensued as the group I was with showed up for the event. They seemed to enjoy the audience.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:43:23 PM EDT

[#21]

the guy is the pimp, just leave the money on the dresser fool.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:43:33 PM EDT

[#22]

I swear, the hottie is going to be a post op tranny. And the chubby? Bisexual.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:43:34 PM EDT

[#23]

Bring a camera.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:43:36 PM EDT

[#24]

What's the worst that can happen?

I mean seriously, with Valtrex you can still kayak and run down the beach.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:44:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Im going to log off in a few mins, can someone IM me the "I was Buttraped" thread when its posted later

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Posted: 6/2/2008 6:44:49 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
fuck it im foing

This will not end well.

My money is on a humiliating sexual experience, read surprise buttsecks, and that the OP will either lie to cover his, pardon the pun, ass or will melt away into the background.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:45:50 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
What's the worst that can happen?

I mean seriously, with Valtrex you can still kayak and run down the beach.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:45:57 PM EDT

[#28]

Get the fuck away from your computer and haul ass over there. If the door opens and it's 1) a sausage fest or 2) no nekid womenz, GTFO pronto.

Bring protection... Both kinds.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:46:06 PM EDT

[#29]

Damm this is a fast moving thread.

I smell EPIC

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:46:36 PM EDT

[#30]

If he fucks like he types, he should be back with an AAR real soon.

ETA: Palindrome post!

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:46:50 PM EDT

[#31]

tag for MSPaint and AA STD post

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:47:16 PM EDT

[#32]

It puts the lotion on it's skin...

It does this whenever it's told

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:47:33 PM EDT

[#33]

Whatever you do, don't cross swords dude...

Just don't do it.

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:47:41 PM EDT

[#34]

In

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:48:13 PM EDT

[#35]

tag

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:48:26 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
If he fucks like he types, he should be back with an AAR real soon.

ETA: Palindrome post!

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:48:39 PM EDT

[#37]

SIIHPAPP!

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:48:58 PM EDT

[#38]

Your gonna need a new one soon

Posted: 6/2/2008 6:49:52 PM EDT

[#39]

Dude. Put on a bathrobe, a holster w/handgun of your choice, and some boots. Put a bunch of rubbers in the pocket of the robe.
The holster and weapon go inside the robe.
The boots go on your feet.

When you arrive, you go in, grab the packet of rubbers, and drop the robe.

EVERYTHING ELSE STAYS THE FUCK ON!

P.S.
Oh, and shades. You gotta wear shades man.