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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:35:32 PM EDT
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Wrap both of them up and have a nice dinner cooked. Greet her with a big happy aniversary honey. Im sure that you should be able to come up with some milestone event.
Honey, this is the anniversary where I thought to myself that those jeans do not make you look fat. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:35:48 PM EDT
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Don't even MENTION my name, and BTW if you get kicked out you can use my sofa bed for the glock 
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:36:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:37:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:42:06 PM EDT
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well she will be here shortly.maybe i will use this as an oppurtunity to get her involved with ar-15com.she always says i am on it too much anyway.BTW i love you baby.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:43:02 PM EDT
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Damn, dude. You're screwed.... best idea now is to just admit you screwed up and work it out from there. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:47:32 PM EDT
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thanks for all the help.if able i will post results later.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:48:17 PM EDT
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I hava a friend that keeps pool chaulk under the seat of his truck. He is fond of the ladies and gets in trouble alot. So when he has been out screwing around, he chaulks up his hands before he gets home. When his wife asks where he has been, he says screwing around with so and so, she always calls him a liar and tells him he has quit playing pool so late.
Can't figure how it would help you, but a funny story. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:54:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 2:55:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:02:55 PM EDT
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I got my scanner on , i'll post the results for you |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:05:03 PM EDT
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:06:55 PM EDT
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The only suggestion I have is to get some pie before you tell her.
I forsee a pie drought in your future. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:08:46 PM EDT
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Don't be such a pussy.
Tell her you bought the guns because you wanted them, and if she can't live with that maybe she needs to find someone else who will kiss her ass and ask her permission before doing anything that makes him happy. Just remember, you can always flog the dolphin. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:12:53 PM EDT
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You share a credit card with your wife?
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:15:21 PM EDT
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+1
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:19:37 PM EDT
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"woman... get them shoes off and get in the kitchen and make me some chicken, and after you are done cleaning things up I will show you the new guns I bought today"
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:20:53 PM EDT
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Tell her you bought the guns to commit suicide with because you realized she is just too good for you.
If she is only half Italian, you might live through this.. Suicide is basically what you've already done anyway. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:21:35 PM EDT
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Tic, Tic, Tic!
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:23:33 PM EDT
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you operated a motor vehicle while intoxicated, as well as purchased two firearms.
 i don't think i'm going to comment on this thread anymore. I'm disgusted.J |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:26:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:28:17 PM EDT
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wow, you are still alive
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:28:27 PM EDT
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As i said earlier in the thread , he was at my house before he made his purchase and he was not drunk, he called me right after his purchase, he was not drunk!! |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:37:08 PM EDT
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I just did the same thing with a Bushy AR and a Benelli M1S90($575, couldn't pass it up)
I could tell she was mentally preparing for HER spending spree. did you get your stuff at GUN MART off riverside dr? and this too shall pass, hang in there... |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:48:23 PM EDT
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YOU DID WHAT WHILE DRUNK!!!!!????
I think people are just playing with you now. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:49:17 PM EDT
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UPDATE;i have faced the dragon and i live.i did have to completely cede all authority on the house deal.i wanted to buy and she wanted to build.we are gonna build.she already has the land picked out.we gotta sell current home buy a friggin single wide trailer and live in it while we (I) build.but she said she actually likes the M4 better than my RRA,the bushy has a collapsible stock and fits her better.i survived,thanks bros.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:51:13 PM EDT
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Wow, that sounded like a huge concession on your part.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:53:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:55:08 PM EDT
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I was being serious, you traded $1600 guns for a house you didn't really want?!? That's not tit for tat in my book but maybe I'm overestimating how much you didn't want the house she wanted to build.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:57:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:57:40 PM EDT
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For the sake your marriage.....I'll give you $800. for them.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 3:58:34 PM EDT
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disaster averted.thanks for the offer.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:00:02 PM EDT
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Tell her about the expensive one first. Then the other one won't sound that bad. (plus you can hide a glock better than an M4) |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:00:28 PM EDT
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As a intro, why the hell do womenz think that we werk side jobs?? Caz' we don't won't to harm the family budget by buying guns from it! An alternative is say that you saw this really neat chopper with extended forks and lots of chrome but got the guns since they were safer and cheaper. Works on mine when she starts to whine about anything new, "Well, I can just sell them all for a down payment on a motorcycle." wganz ¶ |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:02:48 PM EDT
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Damn guys you make it sound like this is a rare occurence.....
Like the others said put the guns in the back of the safe, dont say a word about them. If she ever sees them just say "Oh, I've had those forever." chicks think all guns look the same anyway. INTERCEPT CC BILL INDEFINITELY!!!!..........Tell her you made some huge decision to swear off of credit in order to save for house/car/retirement/whatever (a good idea anyway  ) and tell her that you cut the card up. (damn Im good )
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:09:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:11:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:12:50 PM EDT
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Dolomite, you married? Happily? 
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:13:03 PM EDT
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of all the posts,this makes the most sense.fortunately,this is behind me.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:41:22 PM EDT
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Posted for jmt1271 
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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:48:31 PM EDT
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Congratulations Son! You're still alive and that's a good thing. Glad to hear the the missus didn't go for the jugular. Anyway...it's a bit late...but I thought this might be appropriate for your situation. www.gotlaughs.com/humor/mansong2.shtml 
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:03:25 PM EDT
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He hasnt fell asleep yet
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:08:45 PM EDT
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Remove your penis and give it to her until the guns are paid off....
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:11:08 PM EDT
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Man up! Fess up!
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:22:30 PM EDT
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the pic is of my middle girl holding the new M4.
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:26:28 PM EDT
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Right here by your own words is the way out. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:30:08 PM EDT
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Well, if you are too poor to even afford a double-wide I might say you're pretty fucking stupid. But somehow I'm guessing that your bank account will be able to take a hit like this and march on. I say this because you are more concerned about your wife's reaction than the actual cost... or so it seems.
If I did this (and now that you gave me a good reason I might... "Honey, Kerry won the eleciton... I got drunk and went out and bought a gun...") my wife would more than likely be pissed but at the same time she would just deal with it, while sending a constant volley of guilt at me any chance she had. ps... this thread sucks without pictures. |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:40:38 PM EDT
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Poor, hell he lives in a 2 story 100K house now! |
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:47:38 PM EDT
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In the future, when you buy a rifle, swing by Wal-Mart and get a lampshade and a cord. Affix to barrel of said rifle. Take it home and say "Look what I got for the living room!" After she gets done cussing and won't let you NEAR the living room with it, sneak it into the safe. When the bill comes, tell her it's a "fully functional lamp"
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Posted: 11/1/2004 7:08:31 PM EDT
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Many a good man has let his country down thinking like that,bet none of the Kerry voters are thinking like that!! Go with Gasspain on this ,come out front say you were worried about the out come of this election! Tell her heres the card ,now go get yours!!! Then you will be only 3200 over budget,still have a wife and a real need to work that overtime! I know you weren't drunk while purchasing these firearms,but let the drink muddle your prioritys!!! Bob
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