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Don't be a pussy they make a 1,000,000 btu version.
https://www.flameengineering.com/products.php?category_id=7 Real men just make them. |
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I just want to know
Does it kill freakin spiders Because I hate Freakin SPIDERS !!! |
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while I respect your trendy diet needs, would our ancestors not have used God's Gas in order to start their fire for slow cooking their wooly mammoth, given the chance? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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i bang together two pieces of quartzite so that i can use the piezoelectric spark. you know...paleo and shit. while I respect your trendy diet needs, would our ancestors not have used God's Gas in order to start their fire for slow cooking their wooly mammoth, given the chance? look--this is GD, where we get incredibly snobby about cooking techniques even when we don't understand them. unbeknownst to you, but knownst to me, is that a geological firestarter is exactly the way you want to ignite a mammoth-cooking conflagration. it's important to match the ignition to the food. grilling burgers on independence day? obviously, you'd use a kite, a key, and a thunderstorm. using a torch would only be appropriate for sauteeing the possum that found its way into the shop. duh. |
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Don't be a pussy they make a 1,000,000 btu version. https://www.flameengineering.com/products.php?category_id=7 Real men just make them. http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/201110241457.jpg http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3075/2708060761_d2da24b3e3.jpg View Quote good luck getting those legally filled ever, ever again but regulators, really? super gay. bottle pressure or GTFO! |
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Used my torch to start this a little while ago. <a href="http://s1356.photobucket.com/user/kykillluc/media/stuff/09AAE425-E8AC-4316-949B-EA53DD964B39_zpslwv81cg5.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1356.photobucket.com/albums/q730/kykillluc/stuff/09AAE425-E8AC-4316-949B-EA53DD964B39_zpslwv81cg5.jpg</a> View Quote this guy knows what's up, red solo cup and all |
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I just want to know Does it kill freakin spiders Because I hate Freakin SPIDERS !!! View Quote yes, eventually but before they die all their little cells explode from 500,000 BTUs worth of "fuck you," sending little impulses to their spider brains that say, "this really fucking hurts, a lot" then they die |
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look--this is GD, where we get incredibly snobby about cooking techniques even when we don't understand them. unbeknownst to you, but knownst to me, is that a geological firestarter is exactly the way you want to ignite a mammoth-cooking conflagration. it's important to match the ignition to the food. grilling burgers on independence day? obviously, you'd use a kite, a key, and a thunderstorm. using a torch would only be appropriate for sauteeing the possum that found its way into the shop. duh. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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i bang together two pieces of quartzite so that i can use the piezoelectric spark. you know...paleo and shit. while I respect your trendy diet needs, would our ancestors not have used God's Gas in order to start their fire for slow cooking their wooly mammoth, given the chance? look--this is GD, where we get incredibly snobby about cooking techniques even when we don't understand them. unbeknownst to you, but knownst to me, is that a geological firestarter is exactly the way you want to ignite a mammoth-cooking conflagration. it's important to match the ignition to the food. grilling burgers on independence day? obviously, you'd use a kite, a key, and a thunderstorm. using a torch would only be appropriate for sauteeing the possum that found its way into the shop. duh. well if time isn't an issue, sure, no brainer on all counts naturally occurring tar pits lit ablaze by woodland creatures' burning fur escaping a forest fire is a grand source of ignition for anything above a select cut |
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Try the XM 42
Link elegant & powerful Developed with both aesthetics and performance in mind, the XM42 excels in all aspects. We wanted to bring a device to the market that represents what a real flamethrower should be. |
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Try the XM 42 Link elegant & powerful Developed with both aesthetics and performance in mind, the XM42 excels in all aspects. We wanted to bring a device to the market that represents what a real flamethrower should be. View Quote I applaud the availability of a commercial flamethrower and believe it is long overdue however, there is a difference here as vast as a shotgun vs. an olympic competition .22lr the answer, of course, is to get both |
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The torch just gets the charcoal barely going.
Once it is at that point, dump a few ounces of LOX on it for an instantly ready BBQ. |
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I have one and have used it on lump charcoal. It works.
Be careful with a cast iron grill (Lodge hibachi) If you leave it unattended you can melt your grate. BTDT with a hair dryer. Just think of your very own mini blast furnace. Ditto on a BGE. The thermal shock might give you a massive broken flower pot. |
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20# cylinder will give you about an hours worth of a 500,000 BTU 2.5' flame from the end of magical fire wand Your bottle of lighter fluid will give you lots of stinky ass weakling girlyman bitch flames over a pile of failure! Choose wisely View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I prefer the yankee method of lighter fluid. Let it soak for a minute, stand back and shoot roman candles at it. Works every time. 20# cylinder will give you about an hours worth of a 500,000 BTU 2.5' flame from the end of magical fire wand Your bottle of lighter fluid will give you lots of stinky ass weakling girlyman bitch flames over a pile of failure! Choose wisely You sir have made my night. I salute you |
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The torch just gets the charcoal barely going. Once it is at that point, dump a few ounces of LOX on it for an instantly ready BBQ. View Quote damnit, brass, really? of all people, you? et tu, brasse? you don't want to rush the actual BBQ! it's what gets you outside, away from the wife and chillrens and with the cold beer. FOR HOURS |
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damnit, brass, really? of all people, you? et tu, brasse? you don't want to rush the actual BBQ! it's what gets you outside, away from the wife and chillrens and with the cold beer. FOR HOURS View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The torch just gets the charcoal barely going. Once it is at that point, dump a few ounces of LOX on it for an instantly ready BBQ. damnit, brass, really? of all people, you? et tu, brasse? you don't want to rush the actual BBQ! it's what gets you outside, away from the wife and chillrens and with the cold beer. FOR HOURS I'm talking about a personal quick steak. If I were visiting you, I'd insist we hold a bic lighter to individual pieces until we had enough going. |
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You are missing a few things in that picture.
The reg is to adjust the pilot lite only. The bottle you see in the pic is just an expansion chamber. Connect normal BBQ tank and wait for the expansion tank to fill. Bonus points if you keep the bbq tank in a hot water bath to up the pressure. |
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You are missing a few things in that picture. The reg is to adjust the pilot lite only. The bottle you see in the pic is just an expansion chamber. Connect normal BBQ tank and wait for the expansion tank to fill. Bonus points if you keep the bbq tank in a hot water bath to up the pressure. View Quote high pressure regulator seems like overkill for a pilot but that's besides the point! i'm trying to make people see their error in not having a way to light shit on fire with authority, damnit |
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It's like science and shit. http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/weber-7416-rapidfire-chimney-starter.jpg View Quote that looks super fun but how does it help you apply fire to things from a 4' fire stick with instant gratification? |
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this, or replace the newspaper with two paper towels that have a bit of cooking oil on them. works like a champ. If I'm in a hurry, there's always the map gas torch..... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Weber Charcoal Chimney and a piece of newspaper this, or replace the newspaper with two paper towels that have a bit of cooking oil on them. works like a champ. If I'm in a hurry, there's always the map gas torch..... boooooooring! |
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Weber Charcoal Chimney and a piece of newspaper this, or replace the newspaper with two paper towels that have a bit of cooking oil on them. works like a champ. If I'm in a hurry, there's always the map gas torch..... boooooooring! a neighbor walked by the other night when I was in the garage and asked if I had a light. I didn't have a bic or matches in the garage, so I gave him the map gas to light his smoke. Luckily he wasn't a dumbass and still has his eyebrows. having one of your 4" satan sticks would have been funnier. |
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a neighbor walked by the other night when I was in the garage and asked if I had a light. I didn't have a bic or matches in the garage, so I gave him the map gas to light his smoke. Luckily he wasn't a dumbass and still has his eyebrows. having one of your 4" satan sticks would have been funnier. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Weber Charcoal Chimney and a piece of newspaper this, or replace the newspaper with two paper towels that have a bit of cooking oil on them. works like a champ. If I'm in a hurry, there's always the map gas torch..... boooooooring! a neighbor walked by the other night when I was in the garage and asked if I had a light. I didn't have a bic or matches in the garage, so I gave him the map gas to light his smoke. Luckily he wasn't a dumbass and still has his eyebrows. having one of your 4" satan sticks would have been funnier. and would that not in and of itself been worth the $69.96 price of admission? go forth and buy a firestick! |
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I'm not drunk enough to go amazoning for fire sticks........ yet. but it's in my wish list.
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ITT: people who aren't part of the chimney starter master race.
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Y'all are doing it a bit low key compared to us. We use a cord of wood in a trench when we do our big cookings. Couple gallons of diesel and a couple road flares. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote Los Mexicanos, showing los Tejanos how it's done And even more at the "Sponsored Products Related To This Item " in the Amazon page |
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That's awesome! I have some metal animal cages lying around that need to be sterilized, and I didn't have a clue how to do it. Now I have a plan. Thanks, Texas Redneck!
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So you don't just put some lighter fluid on it, strike a match and toss it onto your grill?
You go through the extra step of lighting a torch? Sounds efficient. |
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I have a 1200' long gravel drive that occasionally gets weeds growing in it. I usually have to spray it with weed killer but I should just get one of these fire breathing dragons and burn the shit out of them weeds. Should be a little more exciting and who doesn't like more excitement in their life?
Can I torch hornets nests with this contraption? |
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not everybody is lighting super duper quick light kingsfords mesquite infused become a hot dog God briquette charcoal my mesquite is infused with mesquite and you're not gonna get it started without a metric shitpile of lighter fluid and why would you, when propane does it so much better, so much more cheaply? also, fire from the end of a stick View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I think most BBQ lighting contraptions exist because too many people have never read the instructions on the bottle of charcoal lighter fluid. The stuff works if you don't skip the critical step between squirting it and lighting it. not everybody is lighting super duper quick light kingsfords mesquite infused become a hot dog God briquette charcoal my mesquite is infused with mesquite and you're not gonna get it started without a metric shitpile of lighter fluid and why would you, when propane does it so much better, so much more cheaply? also, fire from the end of a stick |
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I've been using a map gas torch but I see I gotta step my game up
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I'm not drunk enough to go amazoning for fire sticks........ yet. but it's in my wish list. View Quote clearly you're gonna need to up the octane a little if a sober FF is keeping drunk FF from fun and entertainment then drunk FF needs to up his game and kick that boring bastard right in his lighter fluid using ass! |
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Los Mexicanos, showing los Tejanos how it's done And even more at the "Sponsored Products Related To This Item " in the Amazon page View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Y'all are doing it a bit low key compared to us. We use a cord of wood in a trench when we do our big cookings. Couple gallons of diesel and a couple road flares. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Los Mexicanos, showing los Tejanos how it's done And even more at the "Sponsored Products Related To This Item " in the Amazon page I've seen Mexicans drink, it's probably best that they don't have access to a fire projecting device |
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I have a 1200' long gravel drive that occasionally gets weeds growing in it. I usually have to spray it with weed killer but I should just get one of these fire breathing dragons and burn the shit out of them weeds. Should be a little more exciting and who doesn't like more excitement in their life? Can I torch hornets nests with this contraption? View Quote that's the spirit! of course you can! you can also burn your house down so there's that, too on the other hand, it's also quite fun to throw liquid propane on them and watch their little frozen bodies fall motionless to the ground |
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and would that not in and of itself been worth the $69.96 price of admission? go forth and buy a firestick! View Quote The problem with the firestick is lugging around the big bottle. Need a backpack sized tank that also holds 20lbs (sorry, 15lb ) of propane. Having no tank, the initial sunk capital rockets to $100. Plus, if my son ever found it, I'd be posting from the library lamenting the pile of ashes that used to be my house. |
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do it, or the cat gets it http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh174/smokiesmokie/possum.jpg but ya, make sure you have adequate insurance, no reason not to cover your bases View Quote Polish hostage, you know I hate cats. Just for that, I'm going to start a campaign against these machines of mass inflammation! |
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Polish hostage, you know I hate cats. Just for that, I'm going to start a campaign against these machines of mass inflammation! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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do it, or the cat gets it http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh174/smokiesmokie/possum.jpg but ya, make sure you have adequate insurance, no reason not to cover your bases Polish hostage, you know I hate cats. Just for that, I'm going to start a campaign against these machines of mass inflammation! |
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