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Posted: 3/23/2006 4:53:22 PM EDT

[#1]

I thought this was most cool...

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=447648&page=1

Posted: 3/23/2006 5:06:09 PM EDT

[#2]

[Taxman] One time I seen this incredibly hot chick that was asking me to fuck her,she crossed the street then got hit by a cement truck.[/Taxman]

Posted: 3/23/2006 5:22:02 PM EDT

[#3]

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR.

Posted: 3/23/2006 5:29:39 PM EDT

[#4]

I had a TS clearance for 19+ years. The coolness factor wore out pretty quick on that one.

Now, I'm collecting a pension. That's cool every month.

Posted: 3/23/2006 5:42:14 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I once got lactated on by a hot chick at a concert. Does that count?

I felt something wet on the back of my neck, and thought, "ok what asshole just spilled beer on me."

I turn around and there was this hot babe on the this dudes shoulders, she had no shirt, no bra, completly topless. Milking her titties over everyone in the crowd. Even Rob Zombie was pointing at her during his performance.

That kicks serious ass!

I'm out on what I was going to post.

Posted: 3/23/2006 5:46:58 PM EDT

[#6]

Let's put it this way: Tonight when i got home I found a bottle of Jemeson's on my porch. No note.

Little shit like that is ALWAYS happening to me.

Posted: 3/23/2006 5:48:38 PM EDT

[#7]

No...my life is full of bad luck and (sometimes) tragedy.

I'm how you would say...a death magnet. I find some money on the floor sometimes, and get to keep it, but honestly I don't know why I am the target for so many terrible things otherwise.

I'm struggling to stay on a true path and keep my morals and my sense of self. Eventually I believe it will pay off, but for right now, bad things just keep coming my way.

Posted: 3/23/2006 5:57:32 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
i cant say anything "good" doesnt happen to me... im 23, have my own business, brand new F30 Crew Cab, 2 chicks at the same time? been there, done that. stripper? plowed two of those, but at different times. im a fairly good looking, well built guy. i have baddass guns and a baddass 4wheeler. win alot of fights? well i train for them, and had quite a few unsuspecting people "try me" to their demise. i have the best group of friends i could ask for, and we party like its nobody's business.....

I think a lot of ppl would say you're 'living the life'.

And its pretty cool to just keep on living without something crappy or devastating happening.

Posted: 3/23/2006 6:02:35 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Two chicks at the same time.

Now, thats cool.

Posted: 3/23/2006 6:08:09 PM EDT

[#10]

What is this "cool" of which you speak?

Posted: 3/23/2006 6:09:06 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Two chicks at the same time.

Now, thats cool.

I'd have to see the chicks in question before making that judgement.

Posted: 3/23/2006 6:31:04 PM EDT

[#12]

I'm not sure how "cool" it is to anyone else. I survived cancer...twice. I was supposed to be terminal...Stage IV. That was in 1978. I'm still here. Personally, I think that is pretty cool; and, most of the time, my wife agrees with me.

Lifesaver

Posted: 3/23/2006 6:33:28 PM EDT

[#13]

On 2 different occasions I have found $100 bills.

Posted: 3/23/2006 6:36:40 PM EDT

[#14]

Blow job in the back of my girlfriends parents car when I was 16 while her Dad was driving and mom sitting shotgun.

Probably the best moment in my life, Even the next day I couldn't remember the conversation I had with her dad at the time.

Posted: 3/23/2006 6:52:17 PM EDT

[#15]

When I was pretty young, I recall finding an old rifle in a stream bed in the woods. It was pretty rusted out but I loved my new prize. It dissappeared one day and I found out my mom threw it in the garbage.

Posted: 3/23/2006 7:32:13 PM EDT

[#16]

1. Buying my house ranks up there
2. Winning my first poker tournament
3. I found $10-50 in parking lots numerous times
4. Meeting a bunch of pro hockey players when I was younger

Posted: 3/23/2006 7:34:22 PM EDT

[#17]

Today it did

Posted: 3/23/2006 8:29:21 PM EDT

[#18]

i work on a college campus - sometimes I get to see boobies.

Posted: 3/23/2006 9:36:09 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
No...my life is full of bad luck and (sometimes) tragedy.

I'm how you would say...a death magnet. I find some money on the floor sometimes, and get to keep it, but honestly I don't know why I am the target for so many terrible things otherwise.

I'm struggling to stay on a true path and keep my morals and my sense of self. Eventually I believe it will pay off, but for right now, bad things just keep coming my way.

We MUST be related!

My life has been, and continues to be, an unending series of disappointments, tragic events, and unfulfilled dreams.....

While I do have a job, a wife, and kids......NONE of any of it, has turned out anywhere near what I had hoped it would have.

I too have always been the responsible one, the truthful one, the intelligent one, the hard working one.......

Both of my parents are gone. I'm only 43.
Yet My extended family (Brother, sister, aunts, uncles, Etc.) is basically non-existent.
My job is/has been working my ass off to make others look good/rich.
My wife dislikes guns, sex, working, and just about anything else I might find interesting.
My kids, while the most precious things in My life, are NOT ready for becoming the adults that they will soon be (They are 17 & 14).

I just never thought that at this time in my life, that I'd be where I'm at now......
I worked hard (to prevent it from getting here), Educated Myself, gave up most (if not all of) my dreams, to be a responsible Dad/Guy.........

If there is a god, and on the day of my death I stand before him.........He has got a lot of "Splain'in" to do!

What a F**Ked up life!!

Tall Shadow

Posted: 3/23/2006 9:37:42 PM EDT

[#20]

... Only my whole life thus far!

Posted: 3/23/2006 9:53:13 PM EDT

[#21]

I actually did find a $20 bill laying in the middle of an empty parking lot once.

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:05:13 PM EDT

[#22]

I am the King of Cool Shit.

For instance, just 5 minutes ago I went out to the snack machine, put in my $.50 and selected a Snickers bar. What did I get? Two Snickers bars.

Yeah, suck on that world. Suck it.

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:06:28 PM EDT

[#23]

Well, I just found out that a Mont Blanc pen I found about ten years ago turns out to be genuine, and worth about $250. I had no idea they were that expensive.

And, no, if you dropped it, sorry, you may not have it back.

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:13:06 PM EDT

[#24]

Not often. Nothing I've ever planned to do actually comes off. Anything cool or good that has happened to me, I've blundered into.

Nothing really horrible has happened lately, and I'm glad for that. It's unusual that nothing horrible happens to me, so that counts as cool stuff.

The little things? I found a dollar on the ground when I was 12. I found a $20 when I was 17 but I knew who had dropped it and returned it. I saw a very large, very dead hog on the side of the road as I was driving home from work a while ago. I have the gift of being able to screw up even the best situation.

So, no.

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:20:27 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Does having a lunatic come into a bar and threaten everybody with a running chainsaw count?

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:28:39 PM EDT

[#26]

I fell into a septic tank once. I also got my finger bit off...by a step ladder.

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:29:45 PM EDT

[#27]

After what the Lord has given to me in the big picture, I dont really care if I never find a $20 or save a baby froma burning building to become semi-famous.

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:38:13 PM EDT

[#28]

Well, I did find a $100 bill in a parking lot once. I was around 10 at the time, I have no idea what I did with it.

As for now, I have a pretty cool job that's just going to get cooler, and I have some assorted cool stuff.

Of course, I could do some more cool stuff, if only I had the time.

I could use some more pie, though.

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:47:44 PM EDT

[#29]

Yes......In fact, I'm the coolest person I know, so cool shit happens to me all the time.

Posted: 3/24/2006 6:08:47 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Blow job in the back of my girlfriends parents car when I was 16 while her Dad was driving and mom sitting shotgun.

Probably the best moment in my life, Even the next day I couldn't remember the conversation I had with her dad at the time.

ok, we gotta hear the rest of this story! ive nailed chicks with their dad in the next bedroom unsuspecting... but your story... man, that must have been quite the talk at highschool. did they realize it was going on and not care, or just didnt turn around and look?!?!?

Posted: 3/24/2006 6:31:57 AM EDT

[#31]

Got flown to New York to compete on a primetime game show for a $Million once

Posted: 3/24/2006 6:35:50 AM EDT

[#32]

I've won a shopping spree twice, been to the Superbowl, World Series, and Stanley Cup Finals, Drove a Nascar racecar, have had sex with a porn star & playboy playmate (not at the same time), had breakfast with Tony Blair, hung out with Shakira backstage at one of her concerts, played a round of golf with John Vanbiesbrouck, swam with dolphins, scuba dove amongst sharks, ... this is just some of the 'cool' stuff off the top of my head.

ETA: Oh yeah... I was on the TV show 'Shipmates' a few years back.

Posted: 3/24/2006 7:36:19 AM EDT

[#33]

<hope you young guys read this>

I'm listing this one as cool, but it sure was a long haul getting to it.

In 1987 I began buying company stock at a small discount along with DRIP. I started participating in a 401k plan. That company stock has split 6 times and continued to grow. We've lived within our means & controlled our debt pretty tightly.

Now nearly 20yrs later I'm a nerd with a wonderful beautiful wife and we're worth $1,000,000.

<sage advice to you young guys>

Save for your future & plan for your retirement as though NO ONE ELSE is going to do it for you.

Posted: 3/24/2006 7:38:42 AM EDT

[#34]

Coolest thing that's happened to me so far was getting Sharpshooter Bar V when I was a wee lad, then joining the junior High Power team for a little while.

Hopefully the next coolest thing will be getting into the military.

Posted: 3/24/2006 8:39:18 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
I've won a shopping spree twice, been to the Superbowl, World Series, and Stanley Cup Finals, Drove a Nascar racecar, have had sex with a porn star & playboy playmate (not at the same time), had breakfast with Tony Blair, hung out with Shakira backstage at one of her concerts, played a round of golf with John Vanbiesbrouck, swam with dolphins, scuba dove amongst sharks, ... this is just some of the 'cool' stuff off the top of my head.

ETA: Oh yeah... I was on the TV show 'Shipmates' a few years back.

Ok fess up, who were the girls?

Posted: 3/24/2006 8:53:16 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
I once got lactated on by a hot chick at a concert. Does that count?

I felt something wet on the back of my neck, and thought, "ok what asshole just spilled beer on me."

I turn around and there was this hot babe on the this dudes shoulders, she had no shirt, no bra, completly topless. Milking her titties over everyone in the crowd. Even Rob Zombie was pointing at her during his performance.

Thats the best I've heard yet!

Posted: 3/24/2006 8:55:16 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
I've won a shopping spree twice, been to the Superbowl, World Series, and Stanley Cup Finals, Drove a Nascar racecar, have had sex with a porn star & playboy playmate (not at the same time), had breakfast with Tony Blair, hung out with Shakira backstage at one of her concerts, played a round of golf with John Vanbiesbrouck, swam with dolphins, scuba dove amongst sharks, ... this is just some of the 'cool' stuff off the top of my head.

ETA: Oh yeah... I was on the TV show 'Shipmates' a few years back.

The Beezer!!

Posted: 3/24/2006 9:11:40 AM EDT

[#38]

Last Week I helped my team win a gold Medal at the National Collegiate Shooting Championships

I have won over 30 items by way of radio phone-in contests.

I got to shoot HK's new 416 rifle last week

I also shot their new HK .45 you can see them here 416 and both of these, the .45 was supressed even!

I went and bought an new Savage X a couple of weeks ago. The store charged my CC and then for an unknown reason refunded me the charge. New car for free, Yea! (I am going down to the store today to get this cleared up.)

Posted: 3/24/2006 4:10:46 PM EDT

[#39]

no

Posted: 3/24/2006 10:18:12 PM EDT

[#40]

I have friends who own custom show cars and I've been able to help out at auto shows on some high profile cars. I met two Customizers Chuck Miller, the guy who built the Red Baron and Fire truck hot rods and "Uncle" Bill Hines the cigar smoking guy who did the lead work on a Monster Garage episode.

That and having my kids and my wife spend their life with me.

Posted: 3/25/2006 1:03:19 AM EDT

[#41]

its kind of funny that this just happened... 2 days after posting this thread...

i found a $20.00 bill on the floor at the bar- and bought a round of drinks for my friends with it.

weird eh??

Posted: 3/25/2006 1:15:32 AM EDT

[#42]

I won this

FREE LOWER

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