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Posted: 6/5/2008 10:47:59 AM EDT

[#1]

I am not open to the idea of a three-some or my women getting w/ another woman and me watching. That said, I am open to watching lesbian pr0n... just doesn't do it as a fantasy for me. This may come as a shock, but I think I'm fucked in the head... who'd have thought from a guy w/ a Charles Manson Avatar?

Posted: 6/5/2008 10:50:20 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

Whereas (from a sexually attractive standpoint), gay men are disgusting, and the whole concept violates Man Law #1, which states:

"Only one naked penis per room."

-Troy

Porn, in general, violates that law in almost every scene.

Posted: 6/5/2008 12:07:31 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"Only one naked penis per room."

-Troy

Porn, in general, violates that law in almost every scene.

Some does, yes. I don't like "gang-bang" porn, and I certainly don't support Devil's Threesomes.

-Troy

Posted: 6/5/2008 12:09:13 PM EDT

[#4]

Disgusting

Posted: 6/5/2008 12:09:40 PM EDT

[#5]

I think bull dykes are a joke. You're not a man and never will be. Let it go.

Posted: 6/5/2008 12:15:19 PM EDT

[#6]

Hot girl in girl action... Mmmmmmmmm........

This needs a poll...

Well, the thread does, obviously the lesbians do not.

Posted: 6/5/2008 12:23:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
why is it that men are not okay with a gay man, but love the idea of lesbians?? and it seems that most women get along and do not have problems with gay men, but don't like the idea of lesbians

Wtf are you talking about? I love TRG!

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:49:33 PM EDT

[#8]

It's all about the scissor!

I hope this is not a CoC Violation

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:50:35 PM EDT

[#9]

Every guy should have a pair of really hot ones...

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:51:50 PM EDT

[#10]

My thoughts are often on lesbians, yes.

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:56:49 PM EDT

[#11]

As long as they are both hot!

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:00:29 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"Only one naked penis per room."

-Troy

Porn, in general, violates that law in almost every scene.

Some does, yes. I don't like "gang-bang" porn, and I certainly don't support Devil's Threesomes.

-Troy

Devil's Threesomes?

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:05:17 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That they aren't as cute as they are portrayed in the entertainment business.

Truth.

The vast majority of lesbians are doing men a favor by NOT being with men.

-Troy

Once, when I was young (1982 or so), I was invited to a party by this girl I was really nuts over. It was a large SoCal party in a wealthy neighborhood, at her friends house.

On the way up two the party, I saw a really cute blond chick and an ugly skinny guy making out. Think Kieth Richards ugly. In the party, I found out that they were both female . . .

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:09:20 PM EDT

[#14]

Emotionally unstable with an inability and or unwillingness to emotionally connect with men.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:09:23 PM EDT

[#15]

Lesbians are just like gay men in my book. Neither bother me. Some of my best friends over the years were LGBT.

- BG

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:09:46 PM EDT

[#16]

Are we talking "two shots of tequila lesbians"?

Or

"Broad shoulders and deep voice lesbians"?

Cuz the tequila kind are

The others? Not so much.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:14:32 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That they aren't as cute as they are portrayed in the entertainment business.

Truth.

The vast majority of lesbians are doing men a favor by NOT being with men.

-Troy

Dude, with your wisdom, WTF has your state NOT elected you to the Senate.

Troy for Senate!

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:15:15 PM EDT

[#18]

Hot lesbians are hot.

Ugly lesbians are ugly.

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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:22:36 PM EDT

[#19]

Every good looking lesbo I've known is a man hater, either because their first experience with a man was really bad, or because they'd been raped, molested, etc...

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:22:44 PM EDT

[#20]

Karl Malone on Lesbians:

Karl Malone don't understand why ladies have to be getting it on with other ladies.

Now, I will admit, Karl Malone do like those lesbians in those movies that Karl Malone get in his hotel room where they lick off each other.

(Pretending he's on the phone) Hello, Karl Malone want the licky lesbians.

But that ain't the whole truth. Most lesbians look like big, old, ugly men. And that's why lesbian can't get no guy to take them out to movie. Cause they look like big, old, dirty, ugly men.

Now, hotel movietime lesbians are good, but Karl Malone don't like the big, old, ugly, tube sock wearing lesbians. Cause as the bible say, if god wanted women to be lesbians, he would have given them wings.

Until next time, this here Karl Malone.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:26:57 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Well......????

I'd pay to see that.......

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:31:18 PM EDT

[#22]

I think they're nuts.

What?

OK...not funny to anyone but me....I get it.

My personal opinion? They're ok. They're just not on my team.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:32:48 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hot young very sexy, girly, feminin lipstick lesbians

Bull dyke scary, could kick my ass lebians, not so much

+1

+2

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:34:15 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Lesbians are like communism. Great in theory, but it rarely turns out right in real life.

that may be the most wise thing I have ever read

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:41:21 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I think they're nuts.

What?

OK...not funny to anyone but me....I get it.

My personal opinion? They're ok. They're just not on my team.

Wouldn't that be less competition for you to deal with, though?

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:45:29 PM EDT

[#26]

Fat, nasty, short hair typically make Rosie Odonnel look hittable

It is an established fact that 98% of lesbians:

Wear dock sider shoes on Saturdays
With Khaki pleated shorts to hide their 'Gunts' if you don't know what a gunt is think about it for a minuteTypically stand with arms folded across their chests
Or hands on hips
Usually have legs shoulder width apart
Bad manly haircuts
large necks
Will fight you if they think they can take you
Drive 3 Series BMWs
Will never be a real man

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:46:32 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
That they aren't as cute as they are portrayed in the entertainment business.

Not even close living here in SF Bay area for nearly 10 yrs on and off I have yet to see a hot lesbian.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:47:04 PM EDT

[#28]

In theory, awesome, in practice, not so good.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:48:26 PM EDT

[#29]

I once worked with a considerably attractive lipstick lesbian once, at a bank.

Her name was Robyn, and she was mostly really cool, and she'd check out hot gals with the guys.

Some cons:

- She had this butch-type g/f, who wasn't really a bull dyke, necessarily, but she was very tomboyish. She always wore basketball shorts, jerseys, things like that. I'm sure she might have been at least a little attractive had she conformed to the conventional lipstick lesbo standard of dress, but in her style she was not attractive.

- THERE WAS ALWAYS DRAMA. Her g/f would always come by the bank asking to speak with her, and then that wouldn't last long before Robyn starting crying and was basically unable to do her job. It wouldn't really have pissed me off, except that everyone else got to pick up her slack with episodes like these.

Anyway, she tried seeing some guy, from whom she said she held back sex. We always tried to tell the guy that she was just using him to get back at her dyke ex, and for money and stuff, but this dumbass was whupped.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:48:55 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
In theory, awesome, in practice, not so good.

I've met some really hot lesbians but they're rare.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:49:22 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Fat, nasty, short hair typically make Rosie Odonnel look hittable

It is an established fact that 98% of lesbians:

Wear dock sider shoes on Saturdays
With Khaki pleated shorts to hide their 'Gunts' if you don't know what a gunt is think about it for a minuteTypically stand with arms folded across their chests
Or hands on hips
Usually have legs shoulder width apart
Bad manly haircuts
large necks
Will fight you if they think they can take you
Drive 3 Series BMWs
Will never be a real man

Fuck that is an established fact for 98% of arfcommers.

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:49:35 PM EDT

[#32]

They have to be hot .

Posted: 6/5/2008 2:54:59 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
why is it that men are not okay with a gay man, but love the idea of lesbians??

How is it that anyone doesn't understand this? If 1 hot woman is good, then 2 (or more) hot women can only be better.

Whereas (from a sexually attractive standpoint), gay men are disgusting, and the whole concept violates Man Law #1, which states:

"Only one naked penis per room."

-Troy

It actually violates two rules.

"Only one naked penis per room."

"That penis better be mine."

Posted: 6/5/2008 3:39:59 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Dude, with your wisdom, WTF has your state NOT elected you to the Senate.

Troy for Senate!

Yeah, right. As if people want their senators to have WISDOM...

The only way to get elected to anything these days is to promise that you will give everyone everything they want, and it won't cost them anything. I'm not that good a liar.

-Troy