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I heard that they dunk you in water from the fountain of youth and shove a golden egg up your ass at these events.

Friend ––

You got an email from the President a couple days ago, inviting you to sit down to dinner with him.

I know some people might think this is just some kind of trick or something. It's not.

The fact is that someday soon, four people reading this note right now will be on a plane to have dinner with President Obama in Washington, or Chicago, or wherever he might be that day.

Think about that for a second. The four people who win will sit down with the President of the United States of America –– not for a two-minute photo-op or a quick meet-and-greet, but for a private meal with face-to-face conversation. That's just not something too many people will ever get to do.

The President obviously has very little time to spend on anything related to the campaign. And this is how he chooses to spend it –– having real, substantive conversations with people like you.

This is really something you should be a part of.

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If I won, I might be polite, and ask for his autograph on some item of decent value such as an i pod of something. Fill it with his speeches and auction it off along with the photos that would be taken at the event. Then, take that money, and publicly donate it to the Republican candidate running against him.