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Posted: 8/20/2004 4:00:10 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

too bad, 28 years old,red head, and ............. gasp ......... still a virgin!

i'm not even gonna ask how you know that

Posted: 8/20/2004 4:12:22 PM EDT

[#2]

She's an agent for Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms?

What other products do they sell?

G23c

Posted: 8/20/2004 4:15:51 PM EDT

[#3]

sure, why not if she's got the look

Posted: 8/20/2004 4:17:25 PM EDT

[#4]

Hell, she likes pie, too. So at least we have something in common.

WTF is wrong with some of you guys? Every time you hear ATF, you guys are scared shitless.

Posted: 8/20/2004 4:18:52 PM EDT

[#5]

Put on a condom, put some Tobbasco(SP?) on it, and shove it in her pooper!

Or marry her!

Posted: 8/20/2004 4:19:41 PM EDT

[#6]

I would like to, dry my hands on her dog.

Posted: 8/20/2004 4:36:35 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
WTF is wrong with some of you guys? Every time you hear ATF, you guys are scared shitless.

I like life and freedom....?

To answer the original question, Hell No. I would rather date a Witch.

Posted: 8/20/2004 4:45:36 PM EDT

[#8]

I can't believe the SHIT coming from this thread. Most of you sound like dirtbags." OMG

She works for the ATF, fuckin' bitch slap her!" CUT ME A FUCKIN' BREAK.I bet some of you have a hatred towards women in general, let alone LEO's.Having said that, I expect some shit to come my way.

Posted: 8/20/2004 4:45:44 PM EDT

[#9]

I have visions of the first "night ops" sorta like Clint Eastwood & Rene' Russo from the movie "In The Line of Fire" where ya heard velcro rippin' & toys droppin' on the floor as fell into bed

Posted: 8/20/2004 6:46:23 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I can't believe the SHIT coming from this thread. Most of you sound like dirtbags." OMG She works for the ATF, fuckin' bitch slap her!"

... Agreed, as mentioned earlier, I was in love with an ATF agent, and I am as pro-RKBA as they come.

... She was just as much a charming lady as she was dedicated to doing her job right. In the 4.5 years we lived together she never once uttered a word about busting someone for gunlaw.

Posted: 8/20/2004 6:52:33 PM EDT

[#11]

She would be DONE

Posted: 8/20/2004 7:03:38 PM EDT

[#12]

It depends, IS She Hot?
Oh, this thread is useless without pictures!!!

Posted: 8/20/2004 7:03:43 PM EDT

[#13]

If she was hot enough and she swallows.

Posted: 8/20/2004 7:17:41 PM EDT

[#14]

It depends on her guns. Mostly size.

[You guys are slipping, I can't believe this thread got to page 2 without this one.]

Posted: 8/20/2004 7:25:58 PM EDT

[#15]

If you wanted to do her would you have to fill out a form like the 4473?

Posted: 8/20/2004 7:51:43 PM EDT

[#16]

Sure...but my wife may have something to say about that.

Posted: 8/20/2004 8:16:35 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
well, just damn.

my younger sister works for the atf boston office and is still single, not even dating at the moment.
she'd love to meet the right man.
i'd hook one of you big stud- muffins up with her......

but she'd end up sticky and confused, her place would burn to cinders , her ass would be hurtin' with pics posted, and something about a donkey punch?

too bad, 28 years old,red head, and ............. gasp ......... still a virgin!

Does she like shooting?

Posted: 8/20/2004 8:23:23 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Id tell her about my machine gun collection then use her to get 20 stewart form 1's signed off.

But seriously, not every ATF agent is bad. I've met some at the range that were very cool. Just dont break any firearm laws and your ok. Oh yeah dont show her your illegal moonshine opperation either.

or your post ban cuban cigars

Posted: 8/20/2004 8:30:00 PM EDT

[#19]

as a matter of fact.....yes. a friend and i are taking her shooting on the 28th.
same friend, my dad, and i had her caving, and you know most women wouldn't even think of it.
that's real caving, not that drive-a-greyhound-bus in-it cavern stuff.
she's climbed mount washington, hey, don't laugh, that's the best my state can do!

national honors society/ 5 years criminal justice at northeaster university. heads up the boston atf terrorism task force. lent to the boston pd every now and then to help do their ballistics.
she's a good kid, only 2 drawbacks:

1) she doesn't drink, something about being tired of playing designated driver and having to pull over for people to hurl, or the stories of not getting pulled over quick enough

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2) she has a CAT. and we all know what that means

.

edit because i don't always use the correct there
they're
their

Posted: 8/21/2004 5:28:32 AM EDT

[#20]

2) she has a CAT. and we all know what that means.

What does that mean?

Posted: 8/21/2004 5:33:32 AM EDT

[#21]

If she looks good why not, a piece of ass is a piece of ass right??.....although I would have lots of tin foil around

Posted: 8/21/2004 5:44:38 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

2) she has a CAT. and we all know what that means.

What does that mean?

It means she likes pussy.

Sounds like if I wasn't married I'd hook up with her. I wouldn't even steal her money or jump out the window, the sticky back though, is a given.

S.O.

Posted: 8/21/2004 5:44:38 AM EDT

[#23]

YES I would date a FEMALE ATF AGENT, or a FEMALE ANYONE,

..........

and if she looks like Agent Scully, then all the more so.......

Posted: 8/21/2004 6:14:59 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
as a matter of fact.....yes. a friend and i are taking her shooting on the 28th.
same friend, my dad, and i had her caving, and you know most women wouldn't even think of it.
that's real caving, not that drive-a-greyhound-bus in-it cavern stuff.
she's climbed mount washington, hey, don't laugh, that's the best my state can do!

national honors society/ 5 years criminal justice at northeaster university. heads up the boston atf terrorism task force. lent to the boston pd every now and then to help do their ballistics.
she's a good kid, only 2 drawbacks:

1) she doesn't drink, something about being tired of playing designated driver and having to pull over for people to hurl, or the stories of not getting pulled over quick enough.

2) she has a CAT. and we all know what that means.

Dude, except for the cat, she sounds pretty straight laced. If she looks good and has a good personality go for it. Maybe you can convince her not to stomp dogs and children.

Remember they aren't all JBTs, many just push paper.

I repeat, GO FOR IT.

-LG

Posted: 8/21/2004 6:21:20 AM EDT

[#25]

Calling Lordtrader

We have one last idea for you.

Posted: 8/21/2004 6:30:11 AM EDT

[#26]

What's that old saying - Keep your friends close but keep your enemies even closer?

Posted: 8/21/2004 7:53:58 AM EDT

[#27]

Is it kinda interesting this thread has got going..

The last inspection we had was done by a female agent of the ATF. I'm guessing she was in her mid to late 20's, but I do know she is a pretty good looking brunette. We had some interesting times with her around, but everything ended well. (Going through 10 years of records for one of the busiest shops around will cause minor mistakes to be made. But, no harm, no foul.)

When I was told who she was and what she was doing, I said, and I quote:

"I thought the ATF only hired warthogs in bad suits."

No offence to warthogs anywhere.

I wouldn't have minded, but the current pinchusion would have.

Posted: 8/21/2004 8:04:34 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Sure why not, it is just a job, and If she came over I would have nothing firearms related to hide from her

Cuz they all got lost in a freak boating accident, right?!

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