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Link Posted: 6/17/2003 5:10:00 AM EDT
[#1]
see my sigline
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 6:05:30 AM EDT
[#2]
"Sockit to me!"

"Here come da' judge!"

"What was th..." Mayor of Hiroshima

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

"Don't worry, I'm on the pill"
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 6:33:29 AM EDT
[#3]
 "The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms.' If it had, there would have been wording such as 'the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.'"

-Ken Konecki, July 27, 1992  
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 6:46:01 AM EDT
[#4]
"can't we all just get along?" [:p]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:47:21 AM EDT
[#5]
"That Bitch set me up......" Marion Barry, DC Mayor.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 8:18:48 AM EDT
[#6]
I think I love you.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 8:28:40 AM EDT
[#7]
pull my finger
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 8:33:02 AM EDT
[#8]
"My cat's breathe smells like cat food"
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 8:44:24 AM EDT
[#9]
"Honest honey, I won't cum in your mouth"
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 8:44:59 AM EDT
[#10]
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 8:46:25 AM EDT
[#11]
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Frederich Nietsche (sp?) beginning tag of Conan
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 9:25:49 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
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In the same script, my favorite line,

"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 8:56:18 PM EDT
[#13]
I am become Death, destroyer of worlds
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[u]J. Robert Oppenheimer[/u] - (Quoting the Idian deity Shiva, as attributed in the Baghvad Ghita)at White Sands, NM, 1944(?)upon the first successful test of atomic fission as a weapon.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 9:15:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Are you sure it's mine?
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 11:59:23 PM EDT
[#15]
"Who Farted?"
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:34:28 AM EDT
[#16]
All your bases are belong to us
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:38:39 AM EDT
[#17]
I drank what?

And

In before the Lock!

(not for this thread, though)
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:57:51 AM EDT
[#18]
"I love you"

"Do these pants make my butt look big?"

and ofcourse my sig line.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 2:39:43 AM EDT
[#19]
Famous last words.


Hey, watch this.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 8:52:08 PM EDT
[#20]
Police officer: "May I search your car sir?"
Man: "Ya, if you hold my beer"
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 9:04:30 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm thinking probably something ancient, that almost anyone with any education would know.  

"Et tu Brutus?" - Julius Ceasar -

Is probably the most famous phrase that you could go anywhere in the civilized world, at pretty much any point in history, and have the greatest chance of people, at least educated people, knowing the phrase.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 9:11:31 PM EDT
[#22]
"Read my lips",GHB
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 11:01:21 PM EDT
[#23]

"I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further."

Link Posted: 6/20/2003 12:20:11 AM EDT
[#24]
The check's in the mail...

If at first you don't succeed,try again.

There is also somewhere in Proverbs (and forgive me ,I'm going to butcher this badly) about a man should live in the attic when his woman is pissed.

"I fear all we have done is awakened a sleeping giant." Adm. Yamamoto after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

It was either Sun Tzu or Musashi, but "Strike the enemy before he strikes you."
Also, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

"I'm late." Uhhhhhhhh...

Shakespear: "If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?".
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 7:06:25 AM EDT
[#25]
Don't worry, he won't bite you...
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 10:02:08 AM EDT
[#26]
Samuel Adams, speech at the Philadelphia State House, August 1, 1776:

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 10:20:52 AM EDT
[#27]
"There's a little nip in the air today"

-- Anonymous Hawaian resident, Dec 06, 1941
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 10:42:18 AM EDT
[#28]
"Shit happens"
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 11:11:20 AM EDT
[#29]
** Luck is when opportunity is met with preparedness** unknown



The only thing necessary for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing"
-Edmund Burke.


Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."   unknown


"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools." -- Herbert Spencer

"Better to receive criticism from a wise man, than to receive praise from a fool..."  unknown

When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing. unknown
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