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Link Posted: 7/25/2013 6:22:42 AM EDT
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I don't always own page two, but when I do, I tell you about it.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 6:27:11 AM EDT
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Pic of wife?

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I think my wife's cousin may be the inspiration for that guy.

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Link Posted: 7/25/2013 6:44:01 AM EDT
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He once visited the virgin islands...now, they're just "the islands".
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 7:12:22 AM EDT
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Even his tree houses have finished basements.  
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 7:16:50 AM EDT
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Really get a kick out of those ads for The World's Most Interesting Man.
I'll stop what I'm doing and actually listen.

Which of his "attributes" do you rost at the most?
Raffed when "Eskimos have seven different words to describe his beard."  

Which is your favorite?
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As a child he built a city out of blocks where 20,000 people live and work today.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 10:52:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:02:28 AM EDT
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The boogie man checks under his bed for The Most Interesting Man in the World.  




...oh wait....
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:12:11 AM EDT
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I don't always own page two, but when I do, I tell you about it.

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Thanks, but it would have been better if I had written: "I don't always own page two, but when I do, I own it with style."

Was moving too fast to put forth an A effort.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:15:20 AM EDT
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He wrestled an Anaconda for four days, then discovered he had just been masturbating . . .
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:23:51 AM EDT
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I like it when they throw his kayak out of a C-130 into the arctic there is a disclaimer to not try this at home.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:40:37 AM EDT
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Arfcom posts on HIM!
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 1:26:26 PM EDT
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He creates his own lava lamp. With real lava.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 1:26:31 PM EDT
[#13]
He gives his guardian angel, a sense of security.

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 1:43:29 PM EDT
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One of my favorite commercial campaigns, ever.



Bowls overhand and Mom has a tattoo that says "Son" are two of my faves, but there are so many good ones...
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 1:49:07 PM EDT
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If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.  

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 1:50:20 PM EDT
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I came to post this one
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 1:56:04 PM EDT
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"He's won trophies for his game face alone"

"When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value"

"When he holds a ladies purse, he looks intimidating"

ETA: "He once ran a marathon, because it was on the way"
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 1:58:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/25/2013 1:59:13 PM EDT
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...on his visits to Pomplona (sp?), the bulls run with him....
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 2:03:27 PM EDT
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Dolphins swim with HIM.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 2:34:38 PM EDT
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Meh, he's got nothing on this bad motherfucker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygeWsoYYMuQ
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 2:44:50 PM EDT
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I always liked



"He shares inside jokes with people he has never met."
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 2:50:13 PM EDT
[#23]
He wasn't interesting enough to avoid getting killed in The Shootist.

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Link Posted: 7/25/2013 2:53:53 PM EDT
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I don't always own page two, but when I do, I tell you about it.
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Thanks, but it would have been better if I had written: "I don't always own page two, but when I do, I own it with style."

Was moving too fast to put forth an A effort.
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There is a rush to owning a page before someone beats you.

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Link Posted: 7/25/2013 3:00:59 PM EDT
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When he's holding a metal object in a thunderstorm, he strikes lightning.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 3:02:48 PM EDT
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His organ donation card also lists his beard.

He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him

Panhandlers give him money.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 3:03:02 PM EDT
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"He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won."

"He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one.
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