Words that people should be cockpunched for using. Add yours. - Page 2

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Posted: 6/14/2009 1:25:55 PM EDT

[#1]

"The Perfect Storm"

GODDAM that irritates me. It's been so fucking cliched over the years it makes me want to punch whoever uses it... man, woman, tranny-hooker-who-blew-me, I mean, erm, never mind.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:26:02 PM EDT

[#2]

"Right" + "Wing"

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:26:36 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Closure

OH.
FUCK.
YES.

How I hate that fracking word with a passion.

".....and by doing this we'll help bring closure to this issue....."

What a candy-assed load of liberal horse shit...........I want to fucking scream when I hear this.

My fiance is a social worker... I hear this about 90 times a day. That's a lot of screaming on my end.

Does she call the welfare recipients "clients"?

That's another construction that should be illegal, because the implications are obscene (using people's tax money to support the "clients").

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:26:41 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
any use of the word empower/empowerment,

when I hear it I know I'm about to be bullshitted.

+1

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:26:46 PM EDT

[#5]

EPIC

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:27:03 PM EDT

[#6]

"Alot" written as one word.

That would mean a lot of punches but it would be for the good.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:27:34 PM EDT

[#7]

any kind of getto/ home boy words such as but not limited to FO REAL

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:28:28 PM EDT

[#8]

"there should be a law"

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:28:54 PM EDT

[#9]

Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

(I had to ask what the hell that meant, and someone told me it means "for certain" or "for sure").

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:29:29 PM EDT

[#10]

Hive mind
Chicky snack

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:29:32 PM EDT

[#11]

Now that I think about it, ANY "buzz" words from corporate America:

"Moving forward...." (WHERE THE FUCK ELSE WOULD WE GO?!)

"Outside the box" (STFU with this one already)

"Proactive"

"Going green"

Unrelated:

"Per our conversation" - Bitch at my last job used this when referring to ANY previous converstaion, email, etc. I'd like to kick her in the twat daily for it.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:31:55 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Closure

OH.
FUCK.
YES.

How I hate that fracking word with a passion.

".....and by doing this we'll help bring closure to this issue....."

What a candy-assed load of liberal horse shit...........I want to fucking scream when I hear this.

My fiance is a social worker... I hear this about 90 times a day. That's a lot of screaming on my end.

Does she call the welfare recipients "clients"?

That's another construction that should be illegal, because the implications are obscene (using people's tax money to support the "clients").

She works in the mental health field, but I do hear "clients" often. A few of her "clients" are my "arrestees"

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:35:04 PM EDT

[#13]

oh the noes

fent

foing

teh ghey

oh snap

ginormous

climate change

moar

evar

global warming

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:35:33 PM EDT

[#14]

"and so it begins"

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:35:43 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Now that I think about it, ANY "buzz" words from corporate America:

"Moving forward...." (WHERE THE FUCK ELSE WOULD WE GO?!)

"Outside the box" (STFU with this one already)

"Proactive"

"Going green"

May I add "sustainability" to the list?
What fookin' corporation doesn't want to sustain their business for Cripes sake?

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:39:08 PM EDT

[#16]

"assault weapon."

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:39:39 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shotty.

Truck Gun.

Bomber.

I hate "shotty". Especially when used in conjunction with "Remmy" "Mossy" etc.

There is a reason I stay out of the shotgun forums on here, that shit makes me crazy.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:41:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Myself (when they should really use I)

To me, this word is the current most incorrectly used term in the English language. It's being used by people to make themselves sound smart, but it actually makes them sound dumb to people that can actually speak English.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:42:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Piture as in here look at this piture I took of you.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:42:26 PM EDT

[#20]

Stakeholder

Win

Fail

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:43:42 PM EDT

[#21]

"quantum leap"

When describing a large change.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:44:12 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shotty.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:45:25 PM EDT

[#23]

Lackadaisical..... I fucking hate this word. Anyone that uses it should be shot on site. No questions asked......

End of rant. Back to work.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:46:05 PM EDT

[#24]

President Obama
Vice President Biden
Speaker of the House Pelosi
Representative Fwank....

12 of the vilest, nastiest word pictures I can imagine

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:46:54 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
for all intensive intents and purposes

Fixed it for ya'.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:47:24 PM EDT

[#26]

MY BAD
Geez I fucking hate when someone says that....If you screwed up say you screwed up!

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:48:06 PM EDT

[#27]

"fer" instead of "for"

Damn, I am going to cockpunch myself.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:49:56 PM EDT

[#28]

"cuz"
instead of because

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:50:26 PM EDT

[#29]

"Good times, Good times."

Nothing gets under my skin like that over used phrase. someone needs to be cockpunched for starting its use and profligation.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:51:40 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
for all intensive intents and purposes

Fixed it for ya'.

/facepalm

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:51:59 PM EDT

[#31]

gotsa

As in, It gotsa v8 engine.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:52:07 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Prolly

That would be probably....

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:53:29 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shotty.

Truck Gun.

Bomber.

I hate "shotty". Especially when used in conjunction with "Remmy" "Mossy" etc.

There is a reason I stay out of the shotgun forums on here, that shit makes me crazy.

It's rampant in the AR forums, too. Middy, Bushy, etc. It's completely ridiculous and a guaranteed indicator of a cretin.

I would also add retarded variations of "pregnant" like preggers, prego and preggy.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:54:09 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
cockpunched

+1

+2

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:54:15 PM EDT

[#35]

Dude

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:54:42 PM EDT

[#36]

The...."not so much" crowd describing how things used to be. If you ever hear this phrase uttered, an aluminum baseball bat to the side of their head is suitable.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:54:59 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
any form of the word "twitter"

oh yes...a rage inducing word to be sure...

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:55:11 PM EDT

[#38]

Two words but...

CARBON FOOTPRINT

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:55:31 PM EDT

[#39]

Decimate used as if it meant totally destroyed and transpire used in place of happen.

They are both perfectly good words that have been made meaningless by the way most people use them.
Most people wouldn't understand them if they were used correctly.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:56:04 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shotty.

Truck Gun.

Bomber.

Bomber in reference to what? Surely talking about B52s and aerial firefighting methods (water bomber) doesn't warrant a cockpunch.

Bomber as in "Dude those new carbon fiber/harp seal combo fins on my new surf board are bomber, dude."

I've never heard anybody use "bomber" like that and I hope I never do.

Posted: 6/14/2009 1:56:56 PM EDT

[#41]

Dropping "to be" in phrases like "it needs to be cleaned," altering them to things like "it needs cleaned," bugs the piss out of me. The people who do that need executed.

Posted: 6/14/2009 2:02:04 PM EDT

[#42]

Pssst, hey girl! Let me conversate with you...

Posted: 6/14/2009 2:05:03 PM EDT

[#43]

"We", as in "We have a little problem."

Well if "we" have a problem and I never would have known about it unless you brought it up, then apparently "we" don't have a problem; you have a problem, so you need to get to work fixing your problem.

Quoted:
Dropping "to be" in phrases like "it needs to be cleaned," altering them to things like "it needs cleaned," bugs the piss out of me. The people who do that need executed.

That! My wife's sisters do that. Arrgh!

Posted: 6/14/2009 2:05:33 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Dropping "to be" in phrases like "it needs to be cleaned," altering them to things like "it needs cleaned," bugs the piss out of me. The people who do that need executed.

+1