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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:03:03 PM EDT
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I'll start. Katherine McPhee http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Katharine-McPhee-katharine-mcphee-166017_1280_1024.jpg Really? Lets see what piece of ass you are regularly tapping? |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:03:12 PM EDT
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Standards for what? Marriage? Dating? Being seen together in public? Hookup?
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:04:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's because I just got done with her. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?!  http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Katharine-McPhee/Katharine-McPhee-914068.jpg Her toes are too curled  That's because I just got done with her. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:06:20 PM EDT
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OP is either joking or having spastic fits...97% of the guys here HAVE no standards!  My work truck is a standard ? |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:06:54 PM EDT
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My only standards are
1.Female 2.Alive |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:07:07 PM EDT
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Forgot to take her pantyhose off first? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?!
http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Katharine-McPhee/Katharine-McPhee-914068.jpg Her toes are too curled That's because I just got done with her. I'm, er, girth challenged. Slipped right through the weave. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:08:53 PM EDT
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Had a "Dancer" in the cab last night. She's smokin hot but I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:09:02 PM EDT
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Goes along with that thread where the vast majority here claimed to have above average intelligence. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here we go with the Arfcom "pointy elbow" brigade again.  Goes along with that thread where the vast majority here claimed to have above average intelligence. Next up....is your pecker way bigger than a baseball bat, or just a little bigger than a baseball bat? |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:09:44 PM EDT
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Standards for what? Marriage? Dating? Being seen together in public? Hookup? I think for most there is a progressive lowering in standards depending on the relationship. Fair point. For me the issues are intertwined since I will only have sex with someone I'm married to (made a promise to God on that). That narrows the field and the standards considerably. 
However, that's not saying, "I'm better than," anyone else. The standard is more of a self-limit and not a judgment of others. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:10:48 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure I'm below the standards of hot women.  Too old and married over here... 
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:11:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:11:53 PM EDT
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My only standards are 1.Female 2.Alive seemingly, most of ARFCOM puts aside one or both of the above standards on a regular basis. ar-jedi |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:14:17 PM EDT
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OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?!
http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Katharine-McPhee/Katharine-McPhee-914068.jpg Her eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of her face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. She looks like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what she looks like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Her head is too big (although that may be, because of her giraffe neck posture). As for her hair, lol. She looks like a horse. Stare at her face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly she is . The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for her, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Her arms are way too long. lol @ how they hang by her sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for her boobs, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on her pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, she does not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like her in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive she looks. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where she would be, on the scale of an average woman. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:15:32 PM EDT
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standards?
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:15:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Goes along with that thread where the vast majority here claimed to have above average intelligence. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Here we go with the Arfcom "pointy elbow" brigade again. Goes along with that thread where the vast majority here claimed to have above average intelligence. Which goes with the threads where a vast majority of guys here are over 6'3". |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:16:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe he is gay. Afterall if his standards are "must have penis," then women are deficient.Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Most womens are below my standards. Sad but true. That would be a compelling reason to go gay. Maybe he is gay. Afterall if his standards are "must have penis," then women are deficient.Please don't let this turn into a brony thread
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:21:39 PM EDT
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Hot, but below my standards?
I guess that means physically attractive, but not good relationship material because of some intellectual, emotional or behavioral deficiency. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:22:04 PM EDT
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Really? Lets see what piece of ass you are regularly tapping? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'll start. Katherine McPhee http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Katharine-McPhee-katharine-mcphee-166017_1280_1024.jpg Really? Lets see what piece of ass you are regularly tapping? 
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Posted: 10/25/2013 12:24:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm, er, girth challenged. Slipped right through the weave. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?! http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Katharine-McPhee/Katharine-McPhee-914068.jpg Her toes are too curled That's because I just got done with her. I'm, er, girth challenged. Slipped right through the weave. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:12:03 PM EDT
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Which goes with the threads where a vast majority of guys here are over 6'3". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here we go with the Arfcom "pointy elbow" brigade again. Goes along with that thread where the vast majority here claimed to have above average intelligence. Which goes with the threads where a vast majority of guys here are over 6'3". Meh, I'm 5' 10", have an IQ of 160...........and married a cheerleader. I guess I win on two of the three criteria.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:17:12 PM EDT
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I don't get it. OP is coming out of the closet in a very hipster way. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:19:12 PM EDT
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I'll start. Katherine McPhee http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Katharine-McPhee-katharine-mcphee-166017_1280_1024.jpg Quick google search determined OP is going to have to move to certain states if he plans on ever getting married. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:19:37 PM EDT
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Self contradictory post is self contradictory.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:20:30 PM EDT
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I worked with this sexy lil goth girl. She was 15 years younger than me and we dated quite a few times. I wanted her badly, the signs were there that she was receptive but I could not get over the fact that she smoked. It was a deal breaker. I wouldn't do it.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:23:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP is coming out of the closet in a very hipster way. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't get it. OP is coming out of the closet in a very hipster way.   |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:29:49 PM EDT
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This thread is confusing.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:30:17 PM EDT
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anyone who smokes
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:30:24 PM EDT
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I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jessica Alba and the herps  I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me. I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD. Herpes in particular. Something like 1 in 6 people are carriers (lots are asymptomatic). |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 1:43:07 PM EDT
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any port in a storm.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 2:46:17 PM EDT
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LOOK! Her mouth's hanging open. She's an open-mouth breather, too. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 2:54:47 PM EDT
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"A stiff dick has no conscience."
Old saying. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 3:32:05 PM EDT
[#32]
Budweiser salutes you, Mr. Red X Maker Man!
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Posted: 10/25/2013 3:33:55 PM EDT
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Most womens are below my standards. Sad but true. Gay? 
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Posted: 10/25/2013 3:41:44 PM EDT
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Jessica Simpson (only when she is <150,) way too stupid, but hot.
Long list of actresses that are hot but too libtarded for my standards. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 3:58:31 PM EDT
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Here we go with the Arfcom "pointy elbow" brigade again. ARFCOM loves the cock apparently |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 4:48:37 PM EDT
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Had to dump a smokin' hot redhead (not a ginger) when I found out she was a libtard. That's always a deal-breaker.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 4:56:28 PM EDT
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I don't like the dead ones. Unless it's a dead hooker.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 5:05:22 PM EDT
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I am told a thread in the GD was once ended with "OP is retarded". It may be time to revisit that.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 5:10:20 PM EDT
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Come on, OP. This is you, ain't it?
http://27.media.tumblr.com/eImZtNO8Tpwl8yfxmXrU4UElo1_500.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't get it. OP is coming out of the closet in a very hipster way.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/eImZtNO8Tpwl8yfxmXrU4UElo1_500.jpg She's cute. A little-waitaminnit! |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 5:14:46 PM EDT
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I weep for the future of mankind .
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Posted: 10/25/2013 5:44:39 PM EDT
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what are these "standards"??
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Posted: 10/25/2013 6:02:32 PM EDT
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I have to shake my head and grin at some of you kids.
I'm sixty-one years old, and 25 pounds overweight (215, should be 190). I still have all my hair, but am probably only half as strong as I was forty years ago. I'm not ugly, but I have become invisible to women under thirty. Let's say only that my criteria are far more relaxed than they were previously. My current checklist: Is she younger than me? Does she weigh less than I do? Does she have less facial hair and fewer tattoos than I do? Has she bathed in the last 48 hours? Does she still have enough teeth to eat a steak and corn-on-the-cob without making a spectacle of herself? If all five questions can be answered in the affirmative, we're good to go.
But seriously, you younger guys need to broaden your horizons a little bit. You may discover that the most incredible sex you'll ever have wasn't with the most beautiful woman you ever dated. ETA: Although the thought of Zoe Deschanel looking into my eyes while administering a long, slow hummer does intrigue me... |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 6:12:00 PM EDT
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Had to dump a smokin' hot redhead (not a ginger) when I found out she was a libtard. That's always a deal-breaker. What is the difference? I have seen the terms used interchangeably. Either that or I am confused. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 6:14:46 PM EDT
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What is the difference? I have seen the terms used interchangeably. Either that or I am confused. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Had to dump a smokin' hot redhead (not a ginger) when I found out she was a libtard. That's always a deal-breaker. What is the difference? I have seen the terms used interchangeably. Either that or I am confused. Gingers are the orange hair, pasty fish-belly white skin, freckled demons in human form. Not like a German redhead, for instance. |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 8:03:55 PM EDT
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Only 34.9% of ARFCOM would have sex with this gal:
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Posted: 10/25/2013 8:25:03 PM EDT
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what is this i
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Posted: 10/25/2013 8:31:16 PM EDT
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does not compute
my standards are much lower than "hot" |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 8:32:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fair point. For me the issues are intertwined since I will only have sex with someone I'm married to (made a promise to God on that). That narrows the field and the standards considerably. However, that's not saying, "I'm better than," anyone else. The standard is more of a self-limit and not a judgment of others. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Standards for what? Marriage? Dating? Being seen together in public? Hookup? I think for most there is a progressive lowering in standards depending on the relationship. Fair point. For me the issues are intertwined since I will only have sex with someone I'm married to (made a promise to God on that). That narrows the field and the standards considerably. However, that's not saying, "I'm better than," anyone else. The standard is more of a self-limit and not a judgment of others.  |
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Posted: 10/25/2013 8:36:06 PM EDT
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Waitress at my local dive of choice. Cute, college dropout, and looking for a Mrs. Degree.
She's into me, but I'm not into housewives or paying off 35k in college debt.
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Posted: 10/25/2013 8:51:23 PM EDT
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If they meet my standards --- I definitely don't meet their standards.
My paradox. 
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