Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Go eat greasy food, served by a ditzy waitress with gigantic boobs and an ass tighter than a snare drum.  




Then post the name of the restaurant so that the rest of us can go there too.

 

Am I the first?    


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Quoted: Quoted: Wife will be out of town this weekend. What to do, what to do....   Just shave your body head to toe. You know you want to. What better opportunity? No hair but whats on my head

Um, thats a TMI violation there I think...

meh.  Looks like I'll be changing the earl

If you have to ask either you've been married too long or been locked in the basement on weekends when SWMBO is out w/ the gurlz...

Wheaties and Budweiser for breakfast
A trip to Home Depot, Menards, Lowes or all three to fondle the power tools
Gunz a poppin
Steak and taters for dinner
Some egregious hangin out w/ ur buddies
Poker or a pool hall
cigar and a single malt scotch
lites out