Quoted: Quoted: www.spokaneyoungdems.org/archives/Evil%20Bush.JPG Frodo Failed Wouldn't he be invisible if he was weraing that silly lame ass ring?

Not necessarily.

Why aren't there any supervillians in real life?

Because GOVERNMENTS don't like the competition, and they are so much better at it.

are there any real superheros in RL.

I had all my plans in place, I was going to be the ultimate supervillian. I mean, let's face it, you've NEVER seen a supervillian without a great crop of good looking women around, have ya?...However, after evaluating the pathetic crop of henchmen that responded to my internet ad, and what it was going to cost me to comply with those damn OSHA regs...not to mention the EPA regulations, AND the henchman's union...have you ever tried to deal with the henchmans union???...I just wouldn't be able to turn a profit on the deal.

So, ok, hold the entire worlds governments up for ransom...no problem.

Threaten the lives of countless millions...sure.

Defeat the combined efforts of all the worlds secret agents...trivial

BUT...piss off the EPA AND the union??? Not a chance...do I look crazy?

Quoted: Quoted: See...no one takes me serious.  It is like they are killing my reputation before I have even melted both polar ice caps. -Ben phh thats not evil enough, you gotta occupy the icecaps, then salinzie the worlds water supply so you can sell the ice

Actually, I was thinking along the lines of melting them to drown  California, Assachusetts, New York, and lots of other places I don't like.

-Ben