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Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:43:55 PM EDT
[#1]
We call it "Outhouse".

Danny
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:44:59 PM EDT
[#2]
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Same reasons you don't see Mexicans who pine for authentic grub at Taco Bell?  Or Italians at Olive Garden?

What the hell is authentic Aussie food anyway? Vegemite?
 


Have you ever tried vegemite?  Good God, I tried it in the UK.  

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:45:02 PM EDT
[#3]
I think it depends on the particular franchise. I was at one 2 weeks ago that served me an excellent New York strip.  I like their fried pickles too.



But yeah, they usually are mediocre at best.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:46:10 PM EDT
[#4]
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Outback has nothing to do with Australia. The guys who started it were from Orlando or something.


that being said, we have a software development team from Sydney,  EVERY Time they come to town we always take them to outback because we know they are missing their "food from back home".

they HATE it. We always have to lie to them that we're going somewhere else then drive there anyway, it's great.


Schadenfreude.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:48:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Fuck the name. Meat is pretty good in my experience. Better at home, but WTF.
I like the coconut shrimp...
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:49:24 PM EDT
[#6]



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Same reasons you don't see Mexicans who pine for authentic grub at Taco Bell?  Or Italians at Olive Garden?


What the hell is authentic Aussie food anyway? Vegemite?

 




Have you ever tried vegemite?  Good God, I tried it in the UK.  





Nope, I've always heard it's an acquired taste...









 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:51:20 PM EDT
[#7]
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Nope, I've always heard it's an acquired taste...



 


They must start those Aussie kids on it when they're toddlers, 'cause Gawd Damn it's horrendous.

Like, "This has to be a joke" horrendous.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:56:45 PM EDT
[#8]


In before someone says he'd hit it. "A real woman's got curves!"
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:57:11 PM EDT
[#9]
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Because it's only OK to lampoon other cultures for marketing and profit as long as they're white?

Can you imagine Outback -same menu, same service, same everything - but reskinned as "Bushman's Steakhouse" with a Zulu theme?  OMG, racism!  Right?



Now that sounds interesting....mmm ethic food night


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Same reasons you don't see Mexicans who pine for authentic grub at Taco Bell?  Or Italians at Olive Garden?

What the hell is authentic Aussie food anyway? Vegemite?
 


Have you ever tried vegemite?  Good God, I tried it in the UK.  




Vegemite or Marmite, the later is more so in the UK....probably bad because you slathered it on like jelly....very thin layer

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:58:54 PM EDT
[#10]



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http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fat.jpg



In before someone says he'd hit it. "A real woman's got curves!"


A real woman has curves, not a curve.





Sphere maybe?



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:00:52 PM EDT
[#11]
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http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fat.jpg

In before someone says he'd hit it. "A real woman's got curves!"

A real woman has curves, not a curve.


Sphere maybe?
 


Looks like something out of Lovecraft
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:03:45 PM EDT
[#12]
Anyone ever had the prime rib there?  Its shit.  Made me wonder how they take the beef tatse out of it

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Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:05:06 PM EDT
[#13]
I like eating there.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:08:44 PM EDT
[#14]
I love how every picture of food in the place (and commercial) shows a raging fire, and they cook the steaks on a flat top electric griddle.....

They would be decent food at half the price.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:09:23 PM EDT
[#15]
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http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fat.jpg

In before someone says he'd hit it. "A real woman's got curves!"


Please tell me that is a shop....
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:10:20 PM EDT
[#16]
It's decent food for what it is.

I was talking to a friend of my mother's the other day,  He works at a drive through beer store in Queensland, Australia.  Foster's is NOT popular there.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:29:41 PM EDT
[#17]
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It's decent food for what it is.

I was talking to a friend of my mother's the other day,  He works at a drive through beer store in Queensland, Australia.  Foster's is NOT popular there.


VB on the other hand is
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:30:55 PM EDT
[#18]
1. The Outback here has pretty decent food.

2. Their Coconut Shrimp is probably one of my most favorite appetizers of all time.


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:32:34 PM EDT
[#19]
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Outback has nothing to do with Australia. The guys who started it were from Orlando or something.


that being said, we have a software development team from Sydney,  EVERY Time they come to town we always take them to outback because we know they are missing their "food from back home".

they HATE it. We always have to lie to them that we're going somewhere else then drive there anyway, it's great.


Oh and they also all hate Fosters. They it's swill beer in Aus.


I, however, love outback. one of my favorite restaurants.





A tour guide we had when we went to Australia called Fosters cat piss. Have your guys from Sydney bring you some Tooheys Old the next time they come to town.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:35:41 PM EDT
[#20]
I dated an Australian girl who lived in Los Angeles when I was stationed at Camp Pendleton. She thought Outback Steakhouse was hilarious and asked if she could have a menu to send home to her friends down under. When I was in Brisbane I didn't see anyone drinking Fosters. Which is considered like Natty Light. Everyone was drinking VD and XXXX. As far as the food goes, it isn't Australian, its cheap corporate chain food. No vegemite, tea, musk candy, sausage rolls or meat pies. And thats the fair dinkum mate.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:36:35 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Because it's only OK to lampoon other cultures for marketing and profit as long as they're white?

Can you imagine Outback -same menu, same service, same everything - but reskinned as "Bushman's Steakhouse" with a Zulu theme?  OMG, racism!  Right?


I've had steaks and beer in Australia.  Neither have a single thing in common with anything on the menu at Outback.


Remember Sambo's?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo's
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:38:20 PM EDT
[#22]
I like Outback. I've been happy with the ribeye.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:41:16 PM EDT
[#23]
Only remember going there maybe 3 times.  Only recent trip was in Michigan 3 years ago.  It sucked hard.  
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:43:40 PM EDT
[#24]
Which of your chicks think The Outback is a "classy joint"...this one? She doesn't need a huge ass filet. She already has one.
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[img]http://rustwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ahab.jpg[/img]

He would hit that; with a harpoon.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:44:04 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
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Because it's only OK to lampoon other cultures for marketing and profit as long as they're white?

Can you imagine Outback -same menu, same service, same everything - but reskinned as "Bushman's Steakhouse" with a Zulu theme?  OMG, racism!  Right?


I've had steaks and beer in Australia.  Neither have a single thing in common with anything on the menu at Outback.


Remember Sambo's?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo's


Your making his point. "Remember" is the key
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:51:52 PM EDT
[#26]
Cooper's stout is good Aussie beer.



Fosters, not so much...




Quoted:


Outback has nothing to do with Australia. The guys who started it were from Orlando or something.





that being said, we have a software development team from Sydney,  EVERY Time they come to town we always take them to outback because we know they are missing their "food from back home".



they HATE it. We always have to lie to them that we're going somewhere else then drive there anyway, it's great.





Oh and they also all hate Fosters. They it's swill beer in Aus.





I, however, love outback. one of my favorite restaurants.






 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:54:10 PM EDT
[#27]
I mentioned Outback to an Aussie shipmate once.  She nearly threw me on the barbie'!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:54:53 PM EDT
[#28]
If you had authentic Australian food, you'd be wanting to go to Outback Steakhouse afterwards. Mate.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:55:38 PM EDT
[#29]
Cuz those restaurants keep the riff-raff out.  
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:03:33 PM EDT
[#30]
Outback is great for a $10-$12 meal.  (My fiancee and I get the 6oz sirloin + sides).

ETA: they also have a readily available gluten free menu and have never f'ed up an order for my fiancee (she has celiac).  I can't say the same for some classier, more expensive joints who claim their food is gluten free then my fiancee gets a massive headache before we leave.  This normally means the food she's consumed contains gluten.  I pretty much raise hell at that point.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:17:39 PM EDT
[#31]
I think that we need to start a thread of places not to eat at:

outback

Coco's
Dairy Queen
   * A&W Restaurants
   * Arby's
   * Arctic Circle Restaurants
   * Au Bon Pain
   * Blimpie
   * Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'n Biscuits
   *, Hungry Jack's (Australia)
   * Camille's Sidewalk Cafe
   * Captain D's
   * Carls Jr
   * Charley's Grilled Subs
   * Checkers
   * Chester's International
   * Chicken Cottage
   * Chicken Delight
   * Chicken Licken
   * Chick-fil-A
   * Chipotle Mexican Grill
   * Church's Chicken
   * Chowking
   * Dairy Queen
   * Del Taco
   * Dixy Chicken
   * Duchess
   * Dunkin' Donuts
   * Handel's Homemade Ice Cream & Yogurt
   * Hardee's
   * Hesburger
   * Hungry Howie's Pizza
   * Jack in the Box
   * Jamba Juice
   * Jimmy Johns
   * Jollibee
   * Kentucky Fried Chicken
   * Krispy Kreme
   * Krystal
   * McDonalds
   * Mr. Hero
   * New York Fries
   * Noble Roman's
   * Pal's

   * Panera bread
 
   * Pollo Tropical
   * Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits
   * Pret A Manger
   * Qdoba Mexican Grill
   * Quickly
   * Quiznos
   * Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers
   * Rally's
   * Red Rooster
   * Round Table Pizza
   * Shakey's Pizza
   * Starbucks
   * Steak n Shake
   * Sonic Drive-In
 
 
   * Taco Bell
   * Taco Bueno
   * Taco Cabana
   * Taco del Mar
   * Taco Tico
   * Taco Time
   * TCBY
   * The Pizza Company
   * Tim Hortons
   * Vapiano
   * White Castle
   * White Spot
   * Wendy's
   * Wendy's Supa Sundaes
   * Whataburger
   * Wimpy

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:18:22 PM EDT
[#32]
I worked at an Aussie pie shop and the Aussies who came in there fresh off the boat often would ask me if I knew about this so called "Outback" steak house and order a pie or sausage roll or whatever.
Seems the real deal Aussies like places run by Aussies with REAL Aussie food.......Whoda thunk it?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:29:01 PM EDT
[#33]
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Which of your chicks think The Outback is a "classy joint"...this one? She doesn't need a huge ass filet. She already has one.
[im]http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fat.jpg[/url]



http://rustwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ahab.jpg

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Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:29:50 PM EDT
[#34]
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Same reasons you don't see Mexicans who pine for authentic grub at Taco Bell?  Or Italians at Olive Garden?

What the hell is authentic Aussie food anyway? Vegemite?
 


roasted wallabie

Roadkill kangaroo

Minced aborigine

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:30:01 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:


http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fat.jpg



In before someone says he'd hit it. "A real woman's got curves!"


Please don't show her "outback"!



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:42:18 PM EDT
[#36]
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" Outback by the shit house"


"Outback" is where you puke.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:43:53 PM EDT
[#37]
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Yeah but chick's think its a classy joint, and you don't really have to pay classy joint prices because most chicks wont buy a huge ass filet. That's the only reason I've ever gone. I've never had a reasonable steak there either.


Which of your chicks think The Outback is a "classy joint"...this one? She doesn't need a huge ass filet. She already has one.
http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fat.jpg



that.............is a huge bitch


She's standing next to her skateboard.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:47:12 PM EDT
[#38]
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Because the place sucks!

"Can I get you a Foster's oil can and  bloomin' onion with that, mate?"  

I was under the impression that there is nothing Australian about that place.
 
Much as there is nothing Chinese about a Chinese place...

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:47:40 PM EDT
[#39]
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Same reasons you don't see Mexicans who pine for authentic grub at Taco Bell?  Or Italians at Olive Garden?

What the hell is authentic Aussie food anyway? Vegemite?
 
Kangaroo and Platypus.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:52:07 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
In before someone says he'd hit it. "A real woman's got curves!"


[arfcom_fatty_lovers]Too skinny, she needs a sammich.[/arfcom_fatty_lovers]


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:59:00 PM EDT
[#41]
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Can you imagine Outback -same menu, same service, same everything - but reskinned as "Bushman's Steakhouse" with a Zulu theme?  OMG, racism!  Right?
.


Actually, that sort of thing goes over quite well. One of my favorite places to go is The Bush Camp. It's in the Congo, so it's a bit of a long drive from the US.


Then theres the Bush Company in Anchorage, that was always a great place
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:13:16 PM EDT
[#42]
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Because the place sucks!

"Can I get you a Foster's oil can and  bloomin' onion with that, mate?"  

I was under the impression that there is nothing Australian about that place.
 
Much as there is nothing Chinese about a Chinese place...

Real Chinese can actually be pretty good. I'd say most that I've had is much closer to Vietnamese than to the American idea of Chinese.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:18:46 PM EDT
[#43]
My wife and kids enjoy it.

Cheap enough for some family fun.

I guess we don't clear the ARFCOM culinary hurdle.





ETA
i am gled my kids have outgrown Chuckie Cheese.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:21:04 PM EDT
[#44]
America: make all the world's shitty ethnic food better since 1776.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:26:02 PM EDT
[#45]



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I have always enjoyed the food at Outback.  The chili cheese fries are great.  I think it had a slightly better Australian menu back when it first opened than it does now.



Chicks do like it.  My wife and daughters in law love going there.
This.



The food is decent.



I've never had a bad meal in an Outback. Don't get me wrong, it's not great and I can cook a steak better, but they are everywhere and pretty consistent. They are a safe bet when you're out of town.



I like the Blooming Onion and the dipping sauce.





 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:27:13 PM EDT
[#46]
If they're playing the appropriate language instruction tape in the bathroom, it must be authentic...right?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:27:38 PM EDT
[#47]
For the same reason homesick Italians are never found eating at the Olive Garden.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:28:09 PM EDT
[#48]
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America: make all the world's shitty ethnic food better since 1776.

So true. Don't get me wrong, some of it is good in its own right, and some is actually even better... Americanized German food, for instance, fucking blows compared to real German food. But that's an aberration. Most of the time it's a case like Mexican food. That really good stuff everybody loves here in the US? That's Mexican food significantly altered for a Texan palate. Real Mexican food is often dry, bland, and extremely blah. It's interesting just to try it out every now and then but it's certainly no treat like Tex-Mex.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:28:56 PM EDT
[#49]
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Because the place sucks!

"Can I get you a Foster's oil can and  bloomin' onion with that, mate?"  

I was under the impression that there is nothing Australian about that place.
 


First post was as far as I needed to go. Wifey worked for Outback as bartender. Excellent company as far as restaurants go.
Food quality vs price is good also, compared to many chain restaurants.
They are completely an American company serving American food.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 5:29:05 PM EDT
[#50]




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Yeah but chick's think its a classy joint, and you don't really have to pay classy joint prices because most chicks wont buy a huge ass filet. That's the only reason I've ever gone. I've never had a reasonable steak there either.




Which of your chicks think The Outback is a "classy joint"...this one? She doesn't need a huge ass filet. She already has one.

http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fat.jpg





That's no moon. It's a space station

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