Lol.  
The bumper of my work truck has more kooler stickers than that.  
Stuck on stupid with ted and the bunch.
Everytime you vote for a democrate god kills a kitten.  
NRA  
Anyone but Obamer.
F$uck Obama.
Progress onward comrades with Ofuckface on it.  
No nutz though.
Few years back I had to drive it to Denver for a Dr. appt.
Took a nap in it while waiting.  
Couple of cookie rubbers saw them and were thinking of doing something unfortunate.  
I of course heard the plotting which quieted down after I sat up.  
A bee line was made for the Lezburu and giggling was heard from other vehicles in the parking lot.  
I may or may not have improved this story for the audiences pleasure.