Who is sleeping with a kevlar helmet and gun on? - Page 2

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Posted: 12/31/2006 6:45:28 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You see the sky falling or something...?

Falling bullets.

I probably would be if I was working tonight. The natives outside the wire get restless at New Years. Used to sound like Beirut in the early 80s.

Posted: 12/31/2006 6:46:18 PM EDT

[#2]

Dude, Y2K was like, 7 years ago.

But, yeah, I sleep like that every night-keeps the wife from stealing the covers.

Posted: 12/31/2006 6:48:07 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
No, but there's a strong chance I'll wake up with some girl's panties on my head.

Just make sure the panties are camoflage.

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:15:35 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
The first bottle of Patrone is almost empty.

The first bottle of Patrone is almost empty.

The second bottle is in the freezer.

The blonde is almost naked.

End com.

One, It's Patron, not Patrone. Two, when you chill tequila you lose the full taste of it. You may as well be drinking fucking Quervo. Get yourself some Herraduras and slow sip it from a cobollito, neat, at room temp. THEN you are enjoying good tequila the right way.

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:17:16 PM EDT

[#5]

I bet a libtard truck driver posts next!

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:18:42 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The first bottle of Patrone is almost empty.

The first bottle of Patrone is almost empty.

The second bottle is in the freezer.

The blonde is almost naked.

End com.

One, It's Patron, not Patrone. Two, when you chill tequila you lose the full taste of it. You may as well be drinking fucking Quervo. Get yourself some Herraduras and slow sip it from a cobollito, neat, at room temp. THEN you are enjoying good tequila the right way.

Or you can drink it at any temperature with a Mexican whore. That is also a "right" way!

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:20:00 PM EDT

[#7]

Toilet 1 to Toilet 2...

Proceed to flush!

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:22:38 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Irene all units, I say again Irene

Funny, I never thought of you as Japanese...go figure. Anyway, this'll help you out: www.alexandertechnique.com/

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:24:30 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a362/Sablelieger/Others/DSC00545.jpg

I'm staying behind the counter, where's safe. I'm skeered!

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:29:49 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Irene all units, I say again Irene

Funny, I never thought of you as Japanese...go figure. Anyway, this'll help you out: www.alexandertechnique.com/

What in the blue fuck are you babbling about?

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:30:19 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's not on, but my helmet, body armor, and weapon are next to my bed in case the SHTF.

I'm glad to know that there is at least three people in the world that are as crazy as me. ARFCOM is th greatest thing to ever happen to me. I love you all. Happy New YEAR

Ummm, mac130's location is listed as Iraq....

Posted: 12/31/2006 7:50:31 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Irene all units, I say again Irene

Funny, I never thought of you as Japanese...go figure. Anyway, this'll help you out: www.alexandertechnique.com/

What in the blue fuck are you babbling about?

'Twas but a joke, dumbass.

Posted: 12/31/2006 8:03:11 PM EDT

[#13]

This applies to those who know.
In areas 1, 3, 5 and 6:
Evergreen. I say again, Evergreen.
Locations Lollipop, Macaroni, Corn, and Beef Stew. Also possible: Bacon and Peanut.
Time factor Charlie, extending to Delta. Echo is extremely unlikely.
Suggest all concerned move to case Blue, with additional preparation for case Red.
Monitor for further info on all preset freqs CW. Also here if the comms stay up thru Blue.

Areas 2, 4, 7 and 8:

Sycamore, I say again Sycamore.
Locations Bread, Apple, and Pepper.
Time factor Echo+ at this time.
Stay in case Yellow. Monitor all preset freqs CW and FM for further info. Here also.

God Bless us all.

Posted: 12/31/2006 8:05:56 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
No, but there's a strong chance I'll wake up with some girl's panties on my head.

pics or it didn't happen

Posted: 12/31/2006 8:17:03 PM EDT

[#15]

Here is a helmet for everybody. Cheap and made in China.

cgi.ebay.com/China-Paratrooper-Army-Kevlar-Helmet-Steel-Helmet_W0QQitemZ280064838709QQihZ018QQcategoryZ36068QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280064838709

Posted: 12/31/2006 8:19:53 PM EDT

[#16]

Chinese steel?

I'll take my chances with a plastic PASGT from Cheaper Than Dirt.

Posted: 12/31/2006 8:22:59 PM EDT

[#17]

The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get...

oh yeah, and it's Irene, baby!

Posted: 12/31/2006 8:28:23 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Irene all units, I say again Irene

Funny, I never thought of you as Japanese...go figure. Anyway, this'll help you out: www.alexandertechnique.com/

What in the blue fuck are you babbling about?

'Twas but a joke, dumbass.

I see so many people laughing at it, musta been just fucking hilarious. For you. So who's the dumbass, me for not getting a joke that makes no sense to normal people. Or you, for thinking you're funny?

Posted: 12/31/2006 8:45:52 PM EDT

[#19]

ETA: That's an M1C Paratrooper Helmet on my head. I'm ready for "Ze Germans".

Posted: 12/31/2006 9:05:23 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I'm wearing a cup and flinging cheap firecrackers out my window.

I freekin laughed so hard my chest is hurting!

Hessian-1

Posted: 12/31/2006 9:16:02 PM EDT

[#21]

Yea it did sound like Iraq around here.

Each kid fired 30 rds and then we shot bottle rockets out of my Yugo AK.

Man that barrel was nasty

FREE

Posted: 12/31/2006 9:35:54 PM EDT

[#22]

The ARFCOMers are online.
Repeat: The ARFCOMers are online.

Posted: 12/31/2006 9:39:35 PM EDT

[#23]

Task Force Alfa Romeo Foxtrot--green light.

Repeat:

Green Light.

Posted: 12/31/2006 9:41:14 PM EDT

[#24]

IREENE!!!

Posted: 12/31/2006 9:46:42 PM EDT

[#25]

What about proper radio procedure you fracking pogues.

Never say Over and Out. It is Over when you expect a reply. It is Out when you finish.

Never say Repeat unless you are calling for Arty. The proper words are "Say Again, or I say again."

Scouts Out

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