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Take the retard level up to the max.  Ie: Bush and Cheney had Haliburton build a time machine and rescued John Wilkes Booth so he could assassinate Kennedy to protect the Roswell aliens and Bigfoot so they could spray chemtrails to reduce sperm mobility in Americans therefore destroying the strength of America in the future so that the New World Order can destroy our society in 2112.

I would fuck with him unmercifully.

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Dear hive,

On the way to the gym today with my crew we were talking about everything that was going wrong and how it may be fixed.  Our new guy piped up with his opinion.  His solution was all the problems would be fixed if people wern't allowed to own guns and the only people who were aloowed to have them were LEO and military.  I really didn't know how to respond and think I said something about the second ammendment.  

A little background on him, he won't microwave his food because the radiation from the machine will cause cancer, he won't wear deodorant because it will alter his hormones and cause cancer and will only ever own a recycled cellphone because they emit less radiation.

Is there any argument that anyone could think of that might get through to him or should I not even try?

signed

stuck wiht a hippie