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Posted: 6/21/2016 9:37:26 PM EDT
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Get rid of TSA as they won't be needed anymore.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 9:42:13 PM EDT
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I am quite sure that I would never have come up with the concept of a 'god' being a thing had I not been indoctrinated, and had I not read history of cultures who seem to like, or need, to believe in a thing to explain the things they cannot explain.
If the believers went away - while I'd like to say I'd create a religion and profit from it (this would be smart since it's an accepted event that goes on now here in America) - I would probably just live and forget all about them being relevant. You know, sort of like most of us look upon the witches of Salem from hundreds of years ago, or even alchemists, warlocks, dragons ... you name it. Just not relevant, and just not worth expending much thought or energy over. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 9:43:55 PM EDT
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Communism for everyone will be right around the corner.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 9:44:38 PM EDT
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Make fun of all the people who still post religious topics in GD.
Because I'm pretty sure the same ones will all still be here. Still making posts under the premise that they can troll the non-religious members (which is exactly what is being done in this post) but continue to be offended when others treat them in a similar fashion. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 9:45:41 PM EDT
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Make fun of all the people who still post religious topics in GD. Because I'm pretty sure the same ones will all still be here. Still making posts under the premise that they can troll the non-religious members (which is exactly what is being done in this post) but be offended when others treat them in a similar fashion. 
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Posted: 6/21/2016 9:46:00 PM EDT
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Get rid of TSA as they won't be needed anymore. Lol naw they will be one of the last agencies to turn off the lights. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 9:58:27 PM EDT
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Enjoy the peace and quiet Service their wives. Move into one of their mansions on a beach. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:01:15 PM EDT
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Some day that will happen. It's called the Rapture. One angle I never thought about was the children.... I wonder if God will Take them out early |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:03:51 PM EDT
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I'd be disappeared. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:04:22 PM EDT
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Disappear I guess.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:13:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:18:10 PM EDT
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"Hunh, I guess they was right. There will be peace on Earth."
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:26:57 PM EDT
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Eta. I love all thelse bs caveats you feel like you need to put. If in your OP you have to put disclaimers like that, can't we just agree you're trolling and ban you? |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:32:14 PM EDT
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I'd have a coke. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:33:27 PM EDT
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I'd be glad that all the Moslems were gone. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:40:14 PM EDT
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You've never dated a preacher's daughter. They're all good girls…until they're not. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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All the boring good girls would be gone...so every chick walking the earth would be naughty They're all good girls…until they're not. QFT. Some of the dirtiest girls I've known were straight laced Christians. While they would quote scripture in public, behind closed doors they would make Penthouse Letters seem like a bible school lesson. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:41:02 PM EDT
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As a Christian i don not believe in the Pre-Tribulation Rapture |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:41:06 PM EDT
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Keep Calm and Carry Always.
Same as now. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:41:35 PM EDT
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Are Catholics involved? Because if so I'd fucking chain myself to the floor and not go.
I'd raise hell, start my own country, and do God's work on Earth. Fuck every piece of fine ass looking pussy I run across and repopulate! |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:42:38 PM EDT
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1. Create religion 2. Give people religion 3. ??????? 4. Profit. Free Xenu! 
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:43:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:57:19 PM EDT
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As a Christian i don not believe in the Pre-Tribulation Rapture As a guy who raised Catholic, I had never heard of the concept of the rapture until I was 23. I had just moved in to my first apartment, turned on the TV one Saturday afternoon and watched an entire 30 minute infomercial/rapture/proselytizing tv show thing. I was confused as to what I was seeing. It was the most bizarre, hilarious, horrifying thing I'd ever seen. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:02:52 PM EDT
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Probably get up and go to work the next morning like I always do.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:14:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As a guy who raised Catholic, I had never heard of the concept of the rapture until I was 23. I had just moved in to my first apartment, turned on the TV one Saturday afternoon and watched an entire 30 minute infomercial/rapture/proselytizing tv show thing. I was confused as to what I was seeing. It was the most bizarre, hilarious, horrifying thing I'd ever seen. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: As a Christian i don not believe in the Pre-Tribulation Rapture As a guy who raised Catholic, I had never heard of the concept of the rapture until I was 23. I had just moved in to my first apartment, turned on the TV one Saturday afternoon and watched an entire 30 minute infomercial/rapture/proselytizing tv show thing. I was confused as to what I was seeing. It was the most bizarre, hilarious, horrifying thing I'd ever seen.   The Holy Trinity: Bitches, Dick, and Gonorrhea. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:15:16 PM EDT
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As a guy who raised Catholic, I had never heard of the concept of the rapture until I was 23. I had just moved in to my first apartment, turned on the TV one Saturday afternoon and watched an entire 30 minute infomercial/rapture/proselytizing tv show thing. I was confused as to what I was seeing. It was the most bizarre, hilarious, horrifying thing I'd ever seen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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As a Christian i don not believe in the Pre-Tribulation Rapture As a guy who raised Catholic, I had never heard of the concept of the rapture until I was 23. I had just moved in to my first apartment, turned on the TV one Saturday afternoon and watched an entire 30 minute infomercial/rapture/proselytizing tv show thing. I was confused as to what I was seeing. It was the most bizarre, hilarious, horrifying thing I'd ever seen. Based entirely on a misinterpretation of scripture. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:26:03 PM EDT
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Take all of their guns, ammo and food.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:27:05 PM EDT
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Based entirely on a misinterpretation of scripture. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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As a Christian i don not believe in the Pre-Tribulation Rapture As a guy who raised Catholic, I had never heard of the concept of the rapture until I was 23. I had just moved in to my first apartment, turned on the TV one Saturday afternoon and watched an entire 30 minute infomercial/rapture/proselytizing tv show thing. I was confused as to what I was seeing. It was the most bizarre, hilarious, horrifying thing I'd ever seen. Based entirely on a misinterpretation of scripture. I don't care how it came to be. It was immensely entertaining. I spent the first ten minutes trying figure out what the fuck they were talking about. Then they showed a recreation of what it would look like when all the good folks got raptured, and I just completely lost it. I was laughing my ass off for a good five minutes watching bicycles fall over, and people running around screaming to an empty street, "Where's Johnny?!?!" It finally dawned on me that I wasn't watching a sci-fi flick or a satire, these people on the TV were dead serious about this - that freaked me out. No, not the thought of being "Left Behind," rather the idea that there were living, breathing, seemingly rational people walking around who believe in that sort of, uh, thing. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:28:13 PM EDT
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What would you do if all of a sudden the Believers in God disappeared? For clarification the God of the bible (AKA the God the Christian believers follow). Hopefully we can keep this on topic For those who do not like such subjects: Remember this is GENERAL discussion and it is allowed. For those who feel the need to troll this thread: Try to act Mature and go somewhere else. IF you're talking rapture, I'd get ready to pop the Pmags, because shit will be ready to get real. IF you're talking everybody who believes in God, uhm... Disappear? |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:30:32 PM EDT
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Go collect a bunch of slightly damaged trucks. Think to myself that the Lutherans really dropped the fucking ball.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:31:11 PM EDT
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I'd do some have a coke
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:31:38 PM EDT
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Buy some in-town church property dirt cheap.
??? profit. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:34:20 PM EDT
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The honest and good ones?
I'm sure we'd get by without Steve and Erika. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:34:28 PM EDT
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If and when it happens.
You heathens can have my stuff. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:56:33 PM EDT
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Vegas baby, Vegas!
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:58:35 PM EDT
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See what kind of loot they left behind. After I finished letting the last of the monkeys fly out of my butt.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:58:38 PM EDT
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*euphoric tipping intensifies*
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:59:07 PM EDT
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Less traffic! |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:02:04 AM EDT
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If it's a pre-tribulation Rapture, I believe the Antichrist will play it into some type of phony alien scenario. Notice how all TV shows featuring aliens portray a humanity united in one world government fighting a war against the aliens. When Jesus comes back not as a lamb but as King of Kings in Revelation 19, its entirely possible that the armies of the Antichrist will be under the great delusion that they are fighting an alien invasion. So-called alien activity today has nearly everything in common with demonic and the occult, because they are one in the same. I always say Pray for pre-trib, but prep for post trib rapture. Welcome back MDK! |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:06:22 AM EDT
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Start looking around for the unicorn I get to ride around in the land of the free while hunting orcs and goblins.
I mean since we're talking fantasy, why cant I have a unicorn? |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:06:59 AM EDT
[#40]
I'll have a Coke.
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:08:29 AM EDT
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Double check MY faith?
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:09:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Start looking around for the unicorn I get to ride around in the land of the free while hunting orcs and goblins. I mean since we're talking fantasy, why cant I have a unicorn? Unicorn, Pegasus. Unicorn, Pegasus... |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:10:24 AM EDT
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Feel pretty unlucky
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:12:04 AM EDT
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Wouldn't notice since none of you actually believe that shit.
It's all just one big practical joke. Real funny, guys. Almost got me. |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:12:19 AM EDT
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Get rid of TSA as they won't be needed anymore. 
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:16:34 AM EDT
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Sacrifice 10 virgins to Dagon and dance naked in their blood?
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:18:30 AM EDT
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Post a BREAKING thread in the RELIGION forum.
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Posted: 6/22/2016 7:24:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/22/2016 7:27:21 AM EDT
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Be thankful there would be no more threads like this in GD.
Now one for you. How many more thousands of years will you guys be talking about the rapture before you realize it ain't happening? |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 7:29:57 AM EDT
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Arguably most people in my area would disappear. Finders keepers and all that.
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