Little info about Tucson driving:
Just a little Tucson humor....and yes, all directions in Tucson begin with "Go down Ina Road".
1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Tu-son, not Tuc-sin.
2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Tucson has its own version of traffic rules.... Hold on and pray. There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Tucson. They all drive like that.
3. All directions start with, "Go down Ina Rd" .... Which has no beginning and no end.
4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a "Scenic Drive".
5. The morning rush hour is from 7:00 to 10:00. The evening rush hour if from 3:00 to 7:00. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one of the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid getting into any cross-traffic's way.
7. La Cholla Road can only be pronounced by a native.
8. Construction on I-10, River Rd, and near the University of Arizona is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment and employment for many.
9. All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh we must be in Tucson!!!".
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.
11. All old ladies with blue hair in pink Cadillacs have total right-of-way.
12. The minimum acceptable speed on I-10 is 85. Anything less is considered downright sissy.
13. The wrought iron on windows in South Tucson is not ornamental.
14. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, "Keep honking, I'm reloading." They mean it.
15. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60-mph zone people are not waving when they go by.
16. Sunrise, Skyline, and Ina are our daily version of NASCAR.
17. If it's 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend.