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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 6:40:57 PM EDT
[#1]
I tread a fine line between funny and asshole.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 6:49:22 PM EDT
[#2]
If did not score Happy or Funny you should not drink. You are the problem...
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 6:51:54 PM EDT
[#3]
I love everybody when I'm drunk.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 6:52:27 PM EDT
[#4]
Happy/funny(at least *I* think I am ) but if I continue to drink I just slide right over the edge into unintelligibly sloppy.

Except tequilla. That stuff hs about a 50/50 chance of making me into a naked dare devil.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 6:54:39 PM EDT
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Or horny drunk
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 6:58:35 PM EDT
[#6]
I used to fly with a guy that was one of those "Instant Asshole...just add alcohol" types. One freakin' beer and he became the biggest asshole on the planet.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:01:44 PM EDT
[#7]
Happy, fun, joking around, good times.  
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:03:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Happy.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:14:54 PM EDT
[#9]
the type that shouldn't be allowed to post in GD
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:17:08 PM EDT
[#10]
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This.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:20:37 PM EDT
[#11]
Sleepy.

Booze makes me relax so much I fall asleep.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:21:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:29:52 PM EDT
[#13]
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I don't drink.

However, I've been witnessed under the influence of legally administered medications having similar effects to alcohol. It turns out that I'm hilarious by multiple accounts. "You're always so quiet. I never knew you were that funny." It's a shame I never remember.

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The only time I was labeled "hilarious" and "he's funny!" under medication (Pre-anesthetic), was male nurses.

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:38:48 PM EDT
[#14]
What kind of a drunk are you?

Actually, I'm no kind now, but based when I was, I voted happy, though cuddly would be more accurate.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:42:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:45:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Fading, apparently..........
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:46:46 PM EDT
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What he said.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:47:35 PM EDT
[#18]
I like big butts and I cannot lie ...
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:55:07 PM EDT
[#19]
Most people think they are "happy" drunks.  They don't really know, because they are drunk.  The vast majority are flaming assholes, drama-lamas or Miss Princess types.



When drunk, their true selves come out and it isn't usually complimentary.






Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:57:09 PM EDT
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The tread about the guy on the 3rd date with a woman who drank a bit too much, got me thinking.

What kind of a drunk are you?






yeah, IBTP... it's coming.....
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Poll fail. How about relaxed?

I voted for happy/funny, but mellowed out like Miles Fucking Davis is what I aim for when drinking
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:02:13 PM EDT
[#21]
The mood prior to the drink usually dictates how I feel after a few. If I'm pumped about something I get loud and happy, disturbed about something I get introspective, tired or stressed then I get sleepy. Seldom get angry unless I'm seriously provoked.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:05:15 PM EDT
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I'm coming around to it.
At this point, that's all there is.

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:05:44 PM EDT
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I don't drink.

However, I've been witnessed under the influence of legally administered medications having similar effects to alcohol. It turns out that I'm hilarious by multiple accounts. "You're always so quiet. I never knew you were that funny." It's a shame I never remember.

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The only time I was labeled "hilarious" and "he's funny!" under medication (Pre-anesthetic), was male nurses.



I always tell my preop patients we play by Vegas rules. What happens there stays there. Even when people come out. Of anesthesia, not the closet. But that also applies.


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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:15:46 PM EDT
[#24]
Rarely drink, maybe a beer every few months.

In college I got drunk two times.  I remember both times I was always depressed.  That shit always brings me down.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:17:27 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:23:25 PM EDT
[#26]
Affectionate
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:26:41 PM EDT
[#27]
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When drunk, their true selves come out and it isn't usually complimentary.



If you want to find out what kind of person someone really is, get a few drinks in them.
 
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Most people think they are "happy" drunks.  They don't really know, because they are drunk.  The vast majority are flaming assholes, drama-lamas or Miss Princess types.
When drunk, their true selves come out and it isn't usually complimentary.



If you want to find out what kind of person someone really is, get a few drinks in them.
 


Or play golf with them. I've completely lost respect for some people after both.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:44:15 PM EDT
[#28]
A giggly cock sucker
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:52:43 PM EDT
[#29]

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Usually a happy. Until I get the hiccups.
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I get talkative as well.  



 
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:30:32 PM EDT
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I predict much GD leg humping based on this comment.


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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:37:14 PM EDT
[#31]
Happy/Funny  
Everything is funny and nothing can piss me off.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:38:20 PM EDT
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Or play golf with them. I've completely lost respect for some people after both.
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Most people think they are "happy" drunks.  They don't really know, because they are drunk.  The vast majority are flaming assholes, drama-lamas or Miss Princess types.
When drunk, their true selves come out and it isn't usually complimentary.



If you want to find out what kind of person someone really is, get a few drinks in them.
 


Or play golf with them. I've completely lost respect for some people after both.


What about golfing drunk? Is that double personality or do they just cancel each other out?


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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:40:16 PM EDT
[#33]
Ribs in the oven, 1/2 bottle down of Basil hamden's, gettin the evil eye.
G'night all.....
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:40:38 PM EDT
[#34]

Mostly happy.

Tequila makes me an utter asshole and I almost always ended up with bruises after drinking it...



...so I don't any more.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:04:40 PM EDT
[#35]

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Most people think they are "happy" drunks.  They don't really know, because they are drunk.  The vast majority are flaming assholes, drama-lamas or Miss Princess types.


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When drunk, their true selves come out and it isn't usually complimentary.



Bullshet!



 
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:10:59 PM EDT
[#36]
I'm an angry, POS, blackout, binge drunk.


Which is why I chose "don't drink" as well.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:13:10 PM EDT
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When drunk, their true selves come out and it isn't usually complimentary.
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Most people think they are "happy" drunks.  They don't really know, because they are drunk.  The vast majority are flaming assholes, drama-lamas or Miss Princess types.



When drunk, their true selves come out and it isn't usually complimentary.



Bullshet!

 
Rabbit or duck.  Take your pick!

 
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:20:18 PM EDT
[#38]
A dead drunk.   Booze and pills dont mix.
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