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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:04:05 PM EDT
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It's 90%!! (finish worn off, stock cracked)
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:45:59 PM EDT
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[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=1717[/img]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:56:13 PM EDT
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I can only give you that price today...
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:58:23 PM EDT
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I bought a rifle on the EE once that was 90%. Turns out he meant 90% original parts. Finish, what finish? I got out what I had in it, but at least my buyer was aware of the condition it was in before he bought it.
Bob |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 5:58:18 AM EDT
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From a gunbroker.com auction today:
"THE COLLECTOR WE RECIEVED IT FROM HAD OWNED IT SINCE THE EARLY 80'S AND ON FIRED 1- MAG THRU IT." |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 7:01:11 AM EDT
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Quoted: [url]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=1717[/url] ROFLMAO! |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 7:08:47 AM EDT
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OK, I'm in Marketing and the biggest boldest sham in all busines is "Guaranteed".
The only thng guaranteed means is that I have your money. It does not insure quality but only implies quality. KIA is a classic example. The cars a litteral piece of shit but has a 100,000 mile warantee. Next time you park beside their SUV look into the rear fender well. You will see their rubber gas hose exposed to sunlight and anyone who works on cars will tell you rubber and sunlight don't mix. Oh, most of them will make the warrantee but by a couple months later 100% will be rotted to the core and you will have gas pouring on your toes when you fill up. Heres the line that I use to train youngsters. You can buy: "USDA choice beef" or "Torn flesh from a dead cow." Which one would you buy? They are the same thing! |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 7:17:42 AM EDT
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I was at a guns show shopping for 10 rd mags to use in my Walther P99. I walk up to a vendor that I used to buy AR parts from and ask him if he has any.
"I've only got a few. Normally I sell them for $100, but for you I'll cut the price to $85" Sure enough there was a $100 price tag on those mags--and I later bought four factory new mags from another vendor for only $30 a piece. |
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Posted: 1/2/2003 11:57:04 AM EDT
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Here is a major overdose of BS spotted on auctionarms.com (comments noted in [blue]blue[/blue]):
This is a rare spare 223cal FA trigger pack for Heckler & Koch HK33(FA HK93) [blue]oh yeah, really rare -- there are only a million parts kits floating around[/blue] Made in Germany for Malaysian police(Adapted AUG now) [blue]Made by Pakistan Ordinance Factory, but so crappy even the Malaysian police won't touch it[/blue]. It's in excellent condition(90%) [blue]That's 90% by weight, less than 10% of the original metal has rusted away[/blue] What you see is what you get [blue]although photo below is a sample only[/blue]. Due to new importation law, these are harder to find nowdays thus get them while you still can. [blue]New importation law? I don't think so![/blue] Great for future investment [blue]although buying at twice retail today means you'll have to wait awhile to recoup anything, like 50 years[/blue]. |
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Posted: 1/2/2003 12:11:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Whaaat's that?! It's a sales monkey! I love that commercial. Mom and Dad hate it..... Scott My wife and I love that commercial too. Check out the monkey's face when the guy comes in and says "Hold it" The monkey's mouth opens up and he looks back and forth. Frikken funny. Never knew there was such a following for that commercial. My GF and I always crack up when it comes on. "...it's sales monkey..." "Snowmen don't have legs." |
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Posted: 1/2/2003 1:34:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Whaaat's that?! It's a sales monkey! I love that commercial. Mom and Dad hate it..... Scott My wife and I love that commercial too. Check out the monkey's face when the guy comes in and says "Hold it" The monkey's mouth opens up and he looks back and forth. Frikken funny. Never knew there was such a following for that commercial. My GF and I always crack up when it comes on. "...it's sales monkey..." "Snowmen don't have legs." I LOVE THAT ONE!! Especially if you listen to the way he says "monkey" sounds like "moankey" that really cracks me up. Best sales lines? "We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you!" or "It has a outta-site warranty!!" ........(outta site, outta warranty!") Nuckles. [smash] |
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Posted: 1/2/2003 2:13:05 PM EDT
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I was looking at mags and this one almost convinced me I had stupid tattooed on my forehead.
"Those scratches don't mean anything, that's green teflon." |
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Posted: 1/2/2003 2:30:48 PM EDT
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"H@!!, Any idiot can tell it's preban it has a bayonet lug!"
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Posted: 1/2/2003 3:29:27 PM EDT
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I always hated the "fresh from the safe" or "Cleaned out the safe" or "found in back of safe" or "Kept in climate controlled safe"
Sales of safes must be fantastic because when someone sells something it all comes out of a safe! It must make people think your a serious collector and dont have junk. And another thing, are safes bottomless pits that no-one knows what they have in them? It always seems the sellers "didn't know it was in the safe" or were "cleaning it out and found it" Apparently no one who shoots keeps guns in a wood cabinet or bedroom closet anymore even though we know that maybe 5% of gunowners own a real safe. Most ads I read and pitches I hear are so full of fluff I could puke. SoryOciffer |
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Posted: 1/2/2003 3:41:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Hi, I'm Billey Mayes" Who the hell is he anyway? |
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Posted: 1/2/2003 9:01:28 PM EDT
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i like how anything no matter what can be "preban"
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Posted: 1/3/2003 1:40:00 PM EDT
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From sturmgewehr.com (bullsh*t noted in bold):
I have a Mint HK94 A3 9mm for sale which comes with factory A3 stock on gun, barrel shroud, 1-15round factory mag, 4-30round curved factory mags, & 1 factory double mag clamp. [b]This is a 1 owner gun and not been shot much at all. This was stored in a safe for the last several years. A real beauty. [/b]Total package price is $3700.00 Don't miss out! |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 2:10:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: At the Jeep dealership while we were ordering the Cherokee (HAD ALREADY ORDERED/BOUGHT THE CAR) second salesman walks in to our salesguys office and sees the brouchure we are reading "Lookin at a Cherokee Huh ? The boss just told me we arent going to order any more of those" -- I guess he was trying to convince us to buy one of the 100,000 on the lot. My wife "We just did" 2nd Salesguy "Didnt know we could do that" Wife "Order cars from the factory??" 2nd Salesguy "yep" Wife " Glad we didnt talk to you then" 2nd salesguy walks out. Our salesguy is under desk spitting cola out his nose. LMAO!!! That's great! |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 2:13:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: From sturmgewehr.com (bullsh*t noted in bold): This is a 1 owner gun and not been shot much at all. This was stored in a safe for the last several years. A real beauty. [/b] Actually, I know where a 91, 93 and 94 are that match that description. Unfortunately, it's not in my house. [:(] Not for sale, either. [:(][:(] |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 2:14:08 PM EDT
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"Too much masturbating will lead to blindness."
Wait, wrong forum, sorry. |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 2:16:47 PM EDT
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I'm particularly fond of:
"Someone was just looking at this. He went to get some more money. He should be back pretty soon, but I'll let you buy it if you really want it." |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 11:29:06 PM EDT
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A tad AK specific but,
"That's a gen-u-wine pre-ban MAK-90!" For the non-AK types; all MAK-90's (Modified AK 1990) are post-ban, the ban in question being the 1989 import ban. |
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