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Posted: 6/4/2010 8:58:05 AM EDT
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While I feel weapons training is important, sometimes I think many members around here need to put the guns down for a minute and spend some time around members of the opposite sex. Take the ride and try to hit it, it really isn't that hard.
Edit - Dang would have been my first page ownage but I know the rules - Edits don't count 
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Posted: 6/4/2010 9:53:26 AM EDT
[#2]
Is it a tandem bike, or will you be sitting on the handlebars?
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:00:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:13:06 AM EDT
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Watch your kidneys. I spit up my coffee when I read that! SS 
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:30:36 AM EDT
[#5]
just pull your dick out and enjoy
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:37:07 AM EDT
[#6]
It means that when you get there, ask if she wants to go in and hang out. If she says no, it was a friendly ride, if she says yes, take her for a friendly ride.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:41:19 AM EDT
[#7]
She wants some dick. It's really that simple.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:42:24 AM EDT
[#8]
Don't question, just FO! |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:45:05 AM EDT
[#9]
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If you don't have a ride, and she offers, it's trickier. It could be she's interested, or it could be she doesn't want to see you walk home in the rain or be stranded. Then again, maybe you're in the firend zone. Yeah, that's how it went. Maybe it's just the friend zone again... Dude, look at your Avatar. Get your confidence up boy! |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:48:58 AM EDT
[#10]
It means her place is messy and in your case, she's really desperate
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:56:50 AM EDT
[#11]
Hide the bucket unlike gseriesfal.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 10:58:42 AM EDT
[#12]
That she wants to fuck
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:09:53 AM EDT
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It could be she's interested, or it could be she doesn't want to see you walk home in the rain or be stranded. Then again, maybe you're in the firend zone. More info required. Yup. Best way to figure out where you are on the ladder is to ask her if she prefers rope or handcuffs. |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:12:18 AM EDT
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You're thinking like a guy. She's thinking like a girl. This sounds about right |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:17:11 AM EDT
[#15]
I assume you did not type this while it happened. So what did you do? I would have fent.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:24:00 AM EDT
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It means you won't have to jackoff today.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:25:51 AM EDT
[#17]
She feels bad that you have to take the school bus home.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:26:09 AM EDT
[#18]
PIE TIME!!!!! Shes trying to throw some tuna-hola on ya'
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:28:53 AM EDT
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Well when you get to you house ask her if she wants to come in/hang out If she say yes go from there 
If your really brave or things look really good ask her what she would like for breakfast  correct! something like... "how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:31:47 AM EDT
[#20]
Either she wants to be hot-dipped in your mighty man-goo, or she's concerned at what she perceives as your seeming inability to get home under your own power.
So basically she either thinks you're hot or helpless. |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:32:47 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: Either she wants to be hot-dipped in your mighty man-goo, or she's concerned at what she perceives as your seeming inability to get home under your own power. So basically she either thinks you're hot or helpless. So he's got a 50-50 chance. Giggity!! |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:51:14 AM EDT
[#22]
So he's got a 50-50 chance. Giggity!!
Soooooooooo your saying there's a chance 
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:51:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/4/2010 11:52:18 AM EDT
[#24]
is their a cooler full of ice in her trunk?
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Posted: 6/4/2010 12:00:28 PM EDT
[#25]
She's a lesbian wanting a child.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 12:02:01 PM EDT
[#26]
It obviously depends on the situation & person.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 1:49:55 PM EDT
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Is it simply an offer of being friendly, or is there more to it?  you don't have to walk. |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 1:53:13 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: Is it simply an offer of being friendly, or is there more to it? If you arrive home and she needs to use your restroom or has some other pretense for going inside before she leaves, then you are going to get laid if you don't screw it up. |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 1:53:19 PM EDT
[#29]
It means you live in your mom's basement, have an awesome Star Wars collection, and every episode of Star Trek on VHS & DVD.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 1:55:54 PM EDT
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Is it simply an offer of being friendly, or is there more to it? Around here it means the dude has one/multiple DUIs ie no DL, his car has been repoed due to not makin payments and his bicycle has a flat.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 1:56:49 PM EDT
[#31]
car secs...
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Posted: 6/4/2010 1:59:38 PM EDT
[#32]
She wants to make a Buffalo Bob style skin suit out of you complete with shrunken male parts. Just a guess though.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:00:54 PM EDT
[#33]
She wants to tie you up and make you a sammich!
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:01:46 PM EDT
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To the OP, what's up with your avatar? Creepy. If you like this girl, when you get out of the car just say "wow, you are a really interesting person, I would like the chance to get to know you better. How about letting me treat you to a nice dinner sometime?" Get ride of the first sentence and you're good to go. That first sentence is just
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:02:17 PM EDT
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It means you don't have to walk. +1 This |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:03:26 PM EDT
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Is it simply an offer of being friendly, or is there more to it? It means your ass ain't walking.... |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:05:48 PM EDT
[#37]
It means your car sucks
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:07:13 PM EDT
[#38]
A girl can be nice and offer a ride, but when a guy asks a girl he is just a creeper
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:08:19 PM EDT
[#39]
judging by your avatar, she may have mistaken you for a butch lesbian and wants to use her strapon to rape you
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:08:45 PM EDT
[#40]
update??? pics????? |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 2:17:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: Either she wants to be hot-dipped in your mighty man-goo, or she's concerned at what she perceives as your seeming inability to get home under your own power. So basically she either thinks you're hot or helpless. agreed |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 3:58:24 PM EDT
[#42]
It means you don't have a car and you are probably walking.
In the wrong direction. With a limp. With your Hello Kitty backpack. That has the cheapest subway footlong in it. Hold the mayo. |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 4:00:52 PM EDT
[#43]
It means she's gonna do your friend who you went with to the bar after dropping you off.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 4:08:49 PM EDT
[#44]
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It means you don't have a car and you are probably walking. In the wrong direction. With a limp. With your Hello Kitty backpack. That has the cheapest subway footlong in it. Hold the mayo. If you got a foot long, she'll hold the mayo for you. |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 4:26:25 PM EDT
[#45]
It means you're her bitch. She owns your ass if you accept. It might lead to sex... or it could lead to you chained in her bathroom.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 5:35:05 PM EDT
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Context, context, context. Was she playing with her hair your balls when she asked you? |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 5:37:22 PM EDT
[#47]
It wasn't your Mom, was it? |
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Posted: 6/4/2010 5:37:54 PM EDT
[#48]
lulz. in on this.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 5:41:47 PM EDT
[#49]
She wants to eat your liver with a nice Chianti and some Fava Beans.
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Posted: 6/4/2010 5:43:55 PM EDT
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To the OP, what's up with your avatar? Creepy. If you like this girl, when you get out of the car just say "wow, you are a really interesting person, I would like the chance to get to know you better. How about letting me treat you to a nice dinner sometime?" http://archive.seacoastonline.com/2005news/exeter/e10_21cur1.jpg "Awwww geeee wizz Bullwinkle, that shit neeevvveeer works." I haven't seen that cartoon in years and I still read it in his voice. |
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