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Link Posted: 5/21/2005 6:46:56 PM EDT
I'm Rodger Riney, the founder of Scottrade. Ever since I was a kid, I believed in giving people more for their money.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 6:49:59 PM EDT
Truck driver
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JBT here, welcomed LEO most anywhere else.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 6:53:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
lotta noobs asking awfully personal questions today

I'm in enough data bases, I no longer care.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 6:58:16 PM EDT
I own a brothel.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:02:55 PM EDT
College student.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:06:59 PM EDT
I is a Bailbonds man.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:08:35 PM EDT
Pubic hair trimmer and shaver for Jugs Magazine.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:09:24 PM EDT
Ticket broker for premium events
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:09:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 7:10:41 PM EDT by UmpaLumpa]
Machine Operator. I operate a water jet to cut parts to build satalite dishes. Our customers are our troops over there in Iraq. We just finished an order the president personaly approved.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:16:57 PM EDT
I'm a high school science teacher and part time marine biologist. I also work at a major boating supplies retailer about once a month (keeping the discount)
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:18:00 PM EDT
Retired army and currently automotive manufacturing.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:21:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 7:22:16 PM EDT by RTOinIraq]
Radio Operator and Maintainer for the Army (25c formaly known as 31c)

tried to make it sound interesting
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:23:08 PM EDT
I work for the Department of Health and Human Services for NJ....

Even though its funded by the feds, I am a state employee.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:23:31 PM EDT
Slot Lubricator at Harrahs Casino.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:25:12 PM EDT
Orgasm Doner
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:39:14 PM EDT
I'm a pimp

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:40:40 PM EDT
BATF Agent based out of NYC... Basically just here to keep an eye out for people doing illegal things with ARs and AKs........

thats just BS... I'm a software developer... it sucks, I should have gone to law school

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:45:12 PM EDT

In other words... If it's on the map, I'll haul your crap!
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:45:58 PM EDT
Machine operator for International Truck and Engine. We build the Powerstroke engines for Ford.
Part time job is at a local gunshop.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:46:24 PM EDT
I make steel boxes
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:53:47 PM EDT
Sous Chef at a local resort. And yes, I wash my hands frequently
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:53:56 PM EDT
ATF deep cover agent



Oh Shit!
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:55:09 PM EDT
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Traveling side show "freak".
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:59:28 PM EDT
I work as a purchasing manager, but most of my gun money comes from my grandfather.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:00:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 8:00:48 PM EDT by red65]
Stuctural Engineer (bridges & transportation) / Gigolo

Am I not HOT?

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:05:53 PM EDT
Sin-Merchant Peddeling Sin to keep the LEO's working
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:06:01 PM EDT
I shoot guns for a living... ATK signs my checks.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:19:03 PM EDT
I draw building structures at a Structural Engineering Company.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:25:06 PM EDT
Packaging Engineer.

Design & Sell reusuable shipping containers for mainly military gear.

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:30:47 PM EDT
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I have a degree in Finance and I work in Bankruptcy. That's like a Life Guard teaching people how not to swim. It pays well and I only have to work 40 hours.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:39:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 8:39:37 PM EDT by GrumpyM4]
Shipfitter for the DoD/Navy.

I fix, repair, overhaul, upgrade, and general maintinene the most powerful ships and boats on the planet.

Its a hard job though, but fulfilling.

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:39:58 PM EDT
I'm an Astronaut....yeah, yeah that's the ticket....and I'm President of Amanathopia! That's it..I'm The Sultan of Obapa Mau Mau too...yeah....The Sultan of Obapa Mau Mau!....and I'm a robotic hooker designer for the North Pole....yeah that's the ticket...and I cook pretzels in Ethiopia....yeah that's what I do....I cook pretzels in Ethiopia and I'm The Sultan of Obapa Mau Mau, and an Astronaut...yeah, thats it...that's what I do!

Now, on Fridays I'm....this guy: and I grow feathers and cluck at the moon....unless I'm there being an astronaut and cooking Ethiopian pretzels on a different day...yeah that's what I do!

And you?
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:12:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:19:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Mild Mannered Manwhore by day. Spiderman by night.

LT my friend "you still can't get laid in whorehouse with a fistful of hundreds!"
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:24:52 PM EDT
I'm a complaint desk operator at an urban insane asylum. I deal with crazy people and fix their problems, from the trivial to the very serious.

Yup, I'm a street cop.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:31:02 PM EDT
I make decals.

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:47:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 9:49:12 PM EDT by rara1141]
shoot and collect!

Broadcast Engineer / Freelance Video / Music Publishing Company
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:50:20 PM EDT
mall ninja that doesnt work at a mall
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:50:59 PM EDT
Firefighter/paramedic for over 23 years.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:09:18 PM EDT
real estate developer and agent
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:16:46 PM EDT
I was a herder of cats*. I am now a part-time herder of cats* but realistically I spend most of my time on the trading floor, herding different cats* and fixing different issues and learning a hell of a lot more.

Quite frankly, this is the happiest I've been with a job. So far. For now.

* Herding of cats: Managing developers, being a sysadmin with no authority. Got to the point where I removed people's keyboard and said "You have lost typing privildiges for today. Never fuck up the fileserver again. You'll get your keyboard back tomorrow." Only had to do it twice before people got the hint in that specific instance...

* Herding different cats: Traders like doing stupid things. Not because they like screwing with me but because they don't know any better. "WHEN I CLICK ON THAT TAB AND HIT THIS KEY IT KILLS MY GUI!" "So..stop fucking doing that! The bug report's been submitted! If you bitch about that again, I'll remove your keyboard privlidges!"

No, I'm not kidding. I'm the asshole sysadmin people write about, and I have years of evidence/witnesses backing me up.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:17:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:23:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/21/2005 10:26:02 PM EDT by steve-oh]

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
I work for a primary defense contractor, we design and manufacture aircrew escape systems, submunition dispensing systems, shoulder-launched weapons, and other propellant-loaded devices.

sounds too good to be true
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:35:13 PM EDT
No one has said "stunt cock"
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:41:22 PM EDT
Stunt Cock
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 10:48:52 PM EDT
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