What caliber to kill the burger king? - Page 2

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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:31:34 AM EDT

[#1]

Burger King has THE ABSOLUTE WORST AD AGENCY/VP MARKETING IN HISTORY.HEY,
Who can forget their "Cock Rock" campaign? Seriously, I think the website was coqroq.com

Posted: 2/21/2006 10:31:57 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
What Caliber?

Fuck it, if he's at the foot of my bed, he's getting the Ka-bar. If Caesar was taken down by a knife, the Burger King can be too.

ROFL!

Posted: 2/21/2006 10:36:56 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Burger King has THE ABSOLUTE WORST AD AGENCY/VP MARKETING IN HISTORY. THEY, NOT GM, SHOULD BE TEETERING ON BANKRUPTCY.

Who can forget their "Cock Rock" campaign? Seriously, I think the website was coqroq.com

Actually its pure genius, there is no such thing as bad publicity, right?

How many arfcommers are gonna be scarfing a whopper (double whopper with cheese for most of us

) for lunch after seeing all the "king" threads? If it gets people talking, its working. The worst commercials ever are the ones nobody remembers or talks about.

Posted: 2/21/2006 10:39:57 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Flamethrower... I want to hear his screams of agony as the plastic melts and sticks to his putrid flesh.

and then his Terminator style skeleton is revealed.

And he WILL stick his whopper between your buns, and you will like it.

Posted: 2/21/2006 10:41:38 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Burger King has THE ABSOLUTE WORST AD AGENCY/VP MARKETING IN HISTORY. THEY, NOT GM, SHOULD BE TEETERING ON BANKRUPTCY.

Who can forget their "Cock Rock" campaign? Seriously, I think the website was coqroq.com

Actually its pure genius, there is no such thing as bad publicity, right? How many arfcommers are gonna be scarfing a whopper (double whopper with cheese for most of us ) for lunch after seeing all the "king" threads? If it gets people talking, its working. The worst commercials ever are the ones nobody remembers or talks about.

+1

They're marketing geniuses. They have us all talking, don't they?

They were also responsible for the "Subservient chicken" bit that went around the internet a few years back. Some of the best advertising minds at work there. Crispin-Porter is the agency's name IIRC.

Posted: 2/21/2006 11:29:48 AM EDT

[#6]

Yeah, they have AR15.com talking, but does that mean I'm going to subject my taste buds and intestines to what they call "food"? No thanks, I'll stick with Five Guys.

Posted: 2/21/2006 11:30:39 AM EDT

[#7]

Chop his head off just to be sure.

Posted: 2/21/2006 11:42:14 AM EDT

[#8]

Kill it with Fire

Posted: 2/21/2006 11:42:28 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Yes I can

Posted: 2/21/2006 11:45:57 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Yeah, they have AR15.com talking, but does that mean I'm going to subject my taste buds and intestines to what they call "food"? No thanks, I'll stick with Five Guys.

What's a "Five Guys?"

All I know is, the BK tender crisp chicken sammich is like crack on a bun. It is awesomeness with lettuce and tomato. It is... My mouth is watering right now, happy? ...

Posted: 2/21/2006 11:48:29 AM EDT

[#11]

A Louisville slugger with a nail in it.

Posted: 2/21/2006 11:57:52 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Burger King has THE ABSOLUTE WORST AD AGENCY/VP MARKETING IN HISTORY. THEY, NOT GM, SHOULD BE TEETERING ON BANKRUPTCY.

Who can forget their "Cock Rock" campaign? Seriously, I think the website was coqroq.com

"Bob your heaaaaaaad!!!"

It lost its humor the day my six-year-old daughter started singing it.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:08:02 PM EDT

[#13]

http://elitemrp.net/cgi-bin/wiyg/wiyg.pl?l1=You%20cant%20kill%20us%20all%21&back=king2&ft=.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f190/odgreen/3ee3a463.jpg

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:31:08 PM EDT

[#14]

I'm stealing this line but, "there's nothing you can't fix by the application of .30-06."

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:33:11 PM EDT

[#15]

Low-yield thermonuclear bomb.

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:34:28 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Low-yield thermonuclear bomb.

low yield? why set the bar low?

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:34:48 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I'm stealing this line but, "there's nothing you can't fix by the application of .30-06."

exactly

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:36:27 PM EDT

[#18]

A 50 Beowulf. Hell, the damn thing is named after an ancient hero who goes slaying monsters.

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:41:02 PM EDT

[#19]

maybe he can be persuaded to move to a different solar system somehow? that should be the real question..

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:45:15 PM EDT

[#20]

Id use my Glock chaimbered in .87ACP

"Wake up with the King"

BAM!

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:45:30 PM EDT

[#21]

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:45:36 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Low-yield thermonuclear bomb.

low yield? why set the bar low?

Don't want to kill TOO many civilians.

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:46:45 PM EDT

[#23]

Where there's a will....

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:49:24 PM EDT

[#24]

Have it Your way!

.22 x 10 30 rd mags = 300 rds of dead king goodness.

.223 x 2 30 rd mags = " "

.50 BMG X 1 = " "

Come....and... get it!

Posted: 2/21/2006 2:55:43 PM EDT

[#25]

Shit, a .22 short would take that ass weasel out.

Danny

Posted: 2/21/2006 3:24:21 PM EDT

[#26]

.17 hmr so that I can cause the most ammount of pain before the BK king departs this world.

Posted: 2/21/2006 3:25:50 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Caterpillar D-9...

-Troy

A D-9 Cat dozer will have some weight to it

Posted: 2/21/2006 3:29:34 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

img438.imageshack.us/img438/7158/kingca2ch.jpg

No worries. Many of us who could when we could, did.

Posted: 2/21/2006 3:32:03 PM EDT

[#29]

What ~~caliber~~ to will kill the burger king?

A simple back-handed bitch slap and that fucker's done! "Have it your way"

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