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Or, start talking about man poopers and then try and stick it in her pooper to compare.
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Don't be silly! Don't you know plenty of heterosexual men who pretend to be gay for laughs? |
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Everyone is always going to have doubt's about you now. Smooth...real smooth. |
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Most of us did already. |
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look at the bright side, start going to gay bars and get free drinks all night.
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Let me guess, you didnt think there was anything wrong with the man on man backrub thread either?
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You've know this girl for 5 or 6 years, so it can be assumed you stay with the same crowd. How do you think that crowd will react when you eventually tell them you're not gay. You're not gay, right? I'm thinking this charade will come back and blow up in your face - no pun intended. |
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Like finding out if you can have a bowel movement after it is packed in extremely tight? |
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It was just a game...right.
Dude, you fucked up. I can understand making a joke or something, but to actively pretend that you are gay is WAY beyond the norm. Sorry, dude, but you have teh gay. |
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It might violate the CoC. |
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DUDE, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT SUCH A THING LIKE THAT. |
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the joke is on you. have fun with your new life style, remember tell your 1st to be gentle with you.
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What they said! I can't imagine letting anyone think that you're gay...unless you are, or there's poon in the equation... As in, 'See if you can change me....' Eric The(OtherThanThat,You'reSick)Hun |
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man if you're not into dudes you need to straighten this out with her now eta-i mean epsilon not you cape hunter |
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It would probably be more appropriate to just admit to yourself that you are gay. When your friends have always assumned you were gay, when admitting you are gay in public seems ok to you, well it's just time to stop lying to yourself.
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So you're saying that the men at your church don't go out in the woods and casually massage one another in a friendly, life-affirming way? On another point, if a guy is actually gay, I don't see anything "suspect" or awkward about it, unless he's unhappy and secretive about it. My son came home from middle school one day and told me a story that involved some kid calling another kid queer (although, in a case of the language slippage that amuses the hell out of me, the word used was actually "gay"- as in "Frank, you're gaaaaaaay - PC and yet pejorative). I said "Buddy, that's like calling somebody a 'beer drinker.' If he drinks beer, he probably likes it and you can't hurt his feelings by pointing it out. If he doesn't drink beer, it's a pointless thing to say." Anyway, my law partner just came in. I think I'll go give him an easygoing manly foot massage. |
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No answer yet? Did he have a late night at the Blue Oyster Bar?
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Yes im NOT gay. Nawwwww. Im always joken around with my friends.....once she finds out im not gay, shell probably slap me on the shoulder, and something like "I cant believe you did that"...then start laughing. Anyway. Last night she invited me to go with her to a club to meet some gay guys!!! She did say if I go that the guys would probably try and take my shirt off....what the hell! Im NOT going that far! Thats a little too much for me....I can just see myself being jumped in the restroom by a gang of gay guys. So I made up an excuse and she bought it. |
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Is that your sexual fantasy? |
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For some reason I think of this song when reading this thread.
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You must have a different kind of humor then me or all of my friends.
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So YOU are the one buying all the pink and lavender AR-15s!!!!
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Never play around with anything that would normally end up with knob-gobblin' (by you).
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Now that would be a "PHYSIOLOGICAL" game. |
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Uh, your excuse should be "PSYCHE!!! I'm not really queer! Wasn't that HILARIOUS!!!!" and kiss her passionately. Because if you blurt out that you just played gay to get closer to her, she'll laugh and mace you. And then sell her story to Hollywood. Expect your part to be played by Jude Law. |
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I get attention from women because I am a man, not because I F*&k other men. I need to re-edit this. It totally lacks any of the good natured ribbing that I intended. I'll come back and insert some humor into the end of this post. |
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Is anyone else struck by the coincidence that the slang term for psychological games is "head games?" Our man likes to play "head games." Hmmmm. |
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That is what I was thinking when I read the title. Straight men never act gay. |
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And the only way out is through the penis, but you're gonna need help... |
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+1 |
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Go back to the bi thing and ask her if you and a friend could double team her... and then tell her you're straight when you balls deep inside her.
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OMG, he said "Joeken". Anybody on the AK side is going to know what I'm talking about. |
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Dude, please, just step away from the Arfcom. First rule of holes-when you find yourself in one, quit digging. heh, holes. |
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I'm wondering why she thought you were gay to begin with .
Especially since she has known you for 5-6 years . My guess would be that she has never seen you with a woman or has never seen you show interest in woman . In fact I can't really think of anything else that would make her think you might be gay ? |
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I've been trying to figure out if I should be offended by that. <-----------See avatar. |
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