I got fired for a bovine excreted reason one time, I was on overtime , on my vacation to help the company with staffing issues. and when the overtime was over i left to take what was left of my vacation. They said my relief never showed up, i thought another guy was my relief but he had left and not told anyone, the supervisor never called the building and told me he needed me to stay longer.

But i was supposed to be a frickin mind reader and know all this.

So it took them a month and they fired me two days after Christmas(Fucktards!)!

Anyway, I appealed it through labor relations and it did not even come up for arbitration and they called and asked what i wanted to come back!

Apparently they figured out all by their lonesome that if you fire one of the 4 top people in seniority there is no one to train new people in the door and the juvenile inmates riot and sh*t!!

I got all my seniority, all my wages plus 90 cents an hour raise, my exact same posting with better days off.

Anyway, my point is these things all work out eventually and those who deal eveil have it boomerang!

The employee who lied and said i knew there was no relief coming for me was arrested for writing his own painkiller prescriptions, the immediate supervisor that lied and said i left knowing i had no relief is under state investigation for breaking a kids arm in a restraint, and he got kicked in the head last week so hard it gave him amnesia during a restraint. The night supervisor who never called and told me that there was no relief coming was invited to leave on his own or by firing.

LIFE IS GOOD!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Besides, there was plenty of $hit for them to fire me over, just not what they actually did.  (like, for example, it's a good thing they didn't look in the top of my lunch box, might have violated one of their workplace polices, if you know what I mean  ) So you are a thief as well?  Sounds like they did the right thing.  Just remember that when you get ripped off. You have no imagination whatsoever do you?  He might have been hinting he might have had a gun in his box!  AS opossed to takeing a GMC out one piece at a time! Bob

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

CHORUS
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.

CHORUS
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

(Spoken) Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Besides, there was plenty of $hit for them to fire me over, just not what they actually did.  (like, for example, it's a good thing they didn't look in the top of my lunch box, might have violated one of their workplace polices, if you know what I mean  ) So you are a thief as well?  Sounds like they did the right thing.  Just remember that when you get ripped off. no dumba$$ we're on a gun board, think!!!!! Starts with a G, ends with a 19 OOPS, I'm sorry, I was wrongly insulting you. In that case, carry on.  FYI..Apply for unemployment anyway.  If they are smart they will let it go.

Fixed it for you.

Quoted: I ever leave the job I'm at for whatever reason, I will never work for some else again.  I'm sick of making other people rich.

Ahhh..YESS!  I did leave my long time job a few years ago, and started my own gig.  Now I keep all of the profits as i go (less what i pay to the feds and local .govs.)!

w00t!

--VT