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Link Posted: 4/23/2014 1:15:22 AM EDT
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Nice try with the "Oklahoma" title.... but he's a Kansas resident facing trial in Kansas...
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Nice try with the "Oklahoma" title.... but he's a Kansas resident facing trial in Kansas...
GREAT BEND, Kan. (AP) - A Kansas man charged......Sheriff Brian Bellendir has advised the court that Kansas Administrative Code 69-15-14 states....


Yeah and it's not like Great Bend is on the OK border or anything.



Sadly this is one of our shitbags.
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 1:30:02 AM EDT
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Is that little fluff on his chin a tat?
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 1:31:34 AM EDT
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Fuck everything in this world and mainly Obama if the state pays for his tattoo removal. Seriously.
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Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:00:04 AM EDT
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Much ado about nothing. I can cover that with Dermablend in about 2 minutes.

Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:08:13 AM EDT
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Wirewheel
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:10:16 AM EDT
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Fuck everything in this world and mainly Obama if the state pays for his tattoo removal. Seriously.




Was wondering the same.



 
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:12:58 AM EDT
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I would have loved to have heard the conversation between this guy and his tattoo artist . . .

"You want what?"
"Where?"
"Backwards?"
"How big?"
"You sure, man?"
"OK. This may take a little while . . . "


Fuck him. Let him wear a collared shirt and a tie and move on. If he thought it was a good idea to have "murder" stenciled backwards on his neck before, he can have it now. That's sort of how tattoos work. What part of permanent decision did this guy not understand?
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:14:39 AM EDT
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Just wrap his neck with toilet paper.

Even better. Burn it off with a torch.
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:19:31 AM EDT
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With the help of a jailhouse tattoo artist and a few extra letters, his neck could easily read "NOT A MURDERER"  


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Brilliant! Then after he is convicted, to get his street cred back, the tattoo reads:"NOT- NOT A MURDERER
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:21:50 AM EDT
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I'll do it for free, only need one tool and a few seconds and done.
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:26:13 AM EDT
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Grow a beard.
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:29:29 AM EDT
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Nice try with the "Oklahoma" title.... but he's a Kansas resident facing trial in Kansas...


GREAT BEND, Kan. (AP) - A Kansas man charged......Sheriff Brian Bellendir has advised the court that Kansas Administrative Code 69-15-14 states....



OP has been trying to take the heat off Florida all week with the "oklahoma" threads... nice try.


2008...Obama doesn't win a single county in Oklahoma...0-77 ..we are the only state that can say that...that's our "get out of jail free" card...forever
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:29:54 AM EDT
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I'm sure he's a hard worker and shows up to work on time, everyday.
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:31:05 AM EDT
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Put makeup on his neck and wear a tall collar shirt with an extra thick knotted tie.....Made of hemp.

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FIFY
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:42:33 AM EDT
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Well to be honest I don't think it'll matter.

Even if he covers the tattoo up, his mug shot has it... and therefore can be used as evidence, no?
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:45:25 AM EDT
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His momma must be so, so very proud of her boy.

Link Posted: 4/23/2014 3:55:35 AM EDT
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Someone should cut it out for him
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 4:01:27 AM EDT
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I hear that lots of people with ink and self-mutilation are successful lawyers, doctors and corporate executives.
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Supposedly he was just about to turn his life around




I hear that lots of people with ink and self-mutilation are successful lawyers, doctors and corporate executives.




 
And that doctor who looks like a skinhead nazi biker on the weekend.
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 4:09:21 AM EDT
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Much ado about nothing. I can cover that with Dermablend in about 2 minutes.



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Heck, I can remove it permanently with a belt sander in about 30 seconds.
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Link Posted: 4/23/2014 7:23:47 AM EDT
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OP has been trying to take the heat off Florida all week with the "oklahoma" threads... nice try.


2008...Obama doesn't win a single county in Oklahoma...0-77 ..we are the only state that can say that...that's our "get out of jail free" card...forever
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Nice try with the "Oklahoma" title.... but he's a Kansas resident facing trial in Kansas...


GREAT BEND, Kan. (AP) - A Kansas man charged......Sheriff Brian Bellendir has advised the court that Kansas Administrative Code 69-15-14 states....



OP has been trying to take the heat off Florida all week with the "oklahoma" threads... nice try.


2008...Obama doesn't win a single county in Oklahoma...0-77 ..we are the only state that can say that...that's our "get out of jail free" card...forever


Yep, OP has a boner for all things Oklahoma.  Like Florida is a saint or something
Lets just sit back and enjoy his train wreck.
Link Posted: 4/23/2014 7:58:32 AM EDT
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Tough.

Shit.


Inky should thought of that before he got his permanent idiot-stamp.
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Chapman's attorney says in a motion the tattoo would be extremely prejudicial if seen by a jury.

Tough.

Shit.


Inky should thought of that before he got his permanent idiot-stamp.


I was in the jury pool for a guy whose look just screamed dirtbag gang-banger.  Facial tats, the tears, you name it.  The guy's lawyer was asking if we could look beyond that, because the guy's main defense was that he was mis-identified.  You gotta be kidding me, the guy goes out of his way to get distinctive tats, and then wants to claim the witness was mistaken?   I was able to concede that it was possible, but very low probability.

What got me off that jury was that someone had broken into my car in the '90s, and the defense lawyers didn't want any jurors who had been crime victims.  So I ended being picked to judge a child molester instead.  Just my luck.

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Never happen. He doesn't look like one of Obama's kids.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:08:08 PM EDT
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People who consciously make themselves unemployable with tats our jewellery should not be eligible for public assistance. That would include tattoo removal. Live with your own decisions and their outcomes
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:09:33 PM EDT
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Every week seems to bring a new standard of dumbness.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:14:51 PM EDT
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"Oh, this?  It's German for 'The Bart, the.'"
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:16:33 PM EDT
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The Honorable badfish274, exercising the wisdom of Solomon, would split the Defendant in half force him to wear a turtleneck.
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Sick of you

"Ignored"
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:21:20 PM EDT
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I don't remember a Constitutional right for self-mutilation; the State needs to step in and end this Inkie menace permanently and swiftly.

For the children.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:22:02 PM EDT
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This.  First practical reason I've seen for one.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:22:19 PM EDT
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Give him one of these.

Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:23:48 PM EDT
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I'm an inky, but he's fucking retarded.

Enjoy the man love dip shit
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:25:14 PM EDT
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Tough.

Shit.


Inky should thought of that before he got his permanent idiot-stamp.
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Chapman's attorney says in a motion the tattoo would be extremely prejudicial if seen by a jury.

Tough.

Shit.


Inky should thought of that before he got his permanent idiot-stamp.


 Making an assumption that he is indeed guilty, he should have thought before he killed someone.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:26:39 PM EDT
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"Attorneys have reached an agreement to have Jeffrey Wade Chapman wear a turtleneck at his first-degree murder trial, covering a tattoo on his neck that says "murder” in reverse letters."

 






What sucks for him is they also moved the trial date to August 18.  Turtleneck sweater in Kansas during the summer?








 
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:33:16 PM EDT
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Let the victims family choose the removal process
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:40:40 PM EDT
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I can't wait for our first inky self-mutilating President.

 
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We should have elected one in 1964.

Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:40:54 PM EDT
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I can't wait for our first inky self-mutilating President.

 
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We should have elected one in 1964.

Link Posted: 4/25/2014 2:41:06 PM EDT
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Fluffy, J. concurs.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 3:04:38 PM EDT
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Murder defendant (hereafter "D") has a swastika tattooed in the middle of his forehead.

D gets court permission to cover it with makeup.

During trial, detective is asked to ID D for the jury.

Detective looks around the courtroom. "I can't be sure."

Prosecutor: "Excuse me???!!!???"

Detective: I think it's the man sitting next to Mr. Defense Attorney, but I'm not sure. Your honor, could I step down for a closer look?"

Judge: "Go ahead"

Detective walks over to D, peers at him from several angles, inches away.

Detective: "I'm just not. . ."

Detective licks his thumb, wipes makeup off of swastika tattoo, steps back, points.

"THAT'S HIM!' says detective.

True story, told to me by the prosecutor involved.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 3:28:05 PM EDT
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I sense he will be sent to an Inkie reservation.




Link Posted: 4/25/2014 3:29:51 PM EDT
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Neckbeard
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 3:33:48 PM EDT
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Sick of you

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Start posting Red leg threads. There's plenty of jacked up shit. They are not too far removed from their forefathers.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 7:54:47 PM EDT
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Fluffy, J. concurs.
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The Honorable badfish274, exercising the wisdom of Solomon, would split the Defendant in half force him to wear a turtleneck.


Fluffy, J. concurs.


We should start our own court, Mr. Fluffy.

We both own Garands. Lets go from there.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 8:00:19 PM EDT
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We should start our own court, Mr. Fluffy.

We both own Garands. Lets go from there.
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The Honorable badfish274, exercising the wisdom of Solomon, would split the Defendant in half force him to wear a turtleneck.


Fluffy, J. concurs.


We should start our own court, Mr. Fluffy.

We both own Garands. Lets go from there.



And we could preside over the trials of alleged gun boilers as well as those accused of despoiling fine firearms by Tapco.   Perhaps it could be called the Superior Court of Arfcom.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 8:02:50 PM EDT
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And we could preside over the trials of alleged gun boilers as well as those accused of despoiling fine firearms by Tapco.   Perhaps it could be called the Superior Court of Arfcom.
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The Honorable badfish274, exercising the wisdom of Solomon, would split the Defendant in half force him to wear a turtleneck.


Fluffy, J. concurs.


We should start our own court, Mr. Fluffy.

We both own Garands. Lets go from there.



And we could preside over the trials of alleged gun boilers as well as those accused of despoiling fine firearms by Tapco.   Perhaps it could be called the Superior Court of Arfcom.


We'll need three to be able to overcome a split.

I'd nominate FLAL1A but he's way too competent for this.
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Yeah and it's not like Great Bend is on the OK border or anything.

Sadly this is one of our shitbags.
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Nice try with the "Oklahoma" title.... but he's a Kansas resident facing trial in Kansas...


GREAT BEND, Kan. (AP) - A Kansas man charged......Sheriff Brian Bellendir has advised the court that Kansas Administrative Code 69-15-14 states....

Yeah and it's not like Great Bend is on the OK border or anything.

Sadly this is one of our shitbags.


Sorry, I missed that.  I'll fix the thread title.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 8:07:17 PM EDT
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We'll need three to be able to overcome a split.

I'd nominate FLAL1A but he's way too competent for this.
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The Honorable badfish274, exercising the wisdom of Solomon, would split the Defendant in half force him to wear a turtleneck.


Fluffy, J. concurs.


We should start our own court, Mr. Fluffy.

We both own Garands. Lets go from there.



And we could preside over the trials of alleged gun boilers as well as those accused of despoiling fine firearms by Tapco.   Perhaps it could be called the Superior Court of Arfcom.


We'll need three to be able to overcome a split.

I'd nominate FLAL1A but he's way too competent for this.


Johny Reno has been looking for a law gig, just saying
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If by work you mean his jail cell, then yes. He shows up every day.
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