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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:29:01 AM EDT
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Fucking epic thread!
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:29:12 AM EDT
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Epic thread is epic.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:30:57 AM EDT
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QFT. I called it snap chat earlier, I meant tinder. You youngens have all kind of cool stuff to meet women with these days. Back In my day, you called people because it was quicker then texting.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:31:05 AM EDT
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It'shappening.jpg

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RUN


holy shit this thread is awesome
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:31:46 AM EDT
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I shared this thread with my wife, she did not think it was as funny as I did.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:34:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:38:45 AM EDT
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Gettin sleepy





Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:39:36 AM EDT
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lolol
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:41:19 AM EDT
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What was the one about the guys who's friend asked him
to rail his girlfriend, adam's apple, arby sandwhich beef flaps........
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:44:41 AM EDT
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lol

There was some speculation that the Op of that thread made the whole thing up. That, and the girl he was "supposedly" having relations with, wasn't bad looking at all. Op just posting a shitty pic of her in the Original post.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:45:47 AM EDT
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If you get laid doing this, you are my fucking hero.

and there better be pictures of the whale girl to back it up
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:46:58 AM EDT
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If you get laid doing this, you are my fucking hero.

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sounds like he has that one girl in the bag, who gave him her number so they can text about their kids lolol
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:47:36 AM EDT
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She's on that escort time?


Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:48:31 AM EDT
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Stockings?! . Where are the pics?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:48:53 AM EDT
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lol

There was some speculation that the Op of that thread made the whole thing up. That, and the girl he was "supposedly" having relations with, wasn't bad looking at all. Op just posting a shitty pic of her in the Original post.
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lol

There was some speculation that the Op of that thread made the whole thing up. That, and the girl he was "supposedly" having relations with, wasn't bad looking at all. Op just posting a shitty pic of her in the Original post.


It was proven fake late in the thread.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:48:58 AM EDT
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I'd show you, but I don't think it's CoC
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:49:46 AM EDT
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I'd show you, but I don't think it's CoC
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Stockings?! . Where are the pics?


I'd show you, but I don't think it's CoC


Bro, do you even BOTD?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:50:28 AM EDT
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"Recommend me a pair of brown work/motorcycle boots"







"What happens if I exceed the max payload weight in my truck?"




Never change your battery in the dark












Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:55:11 AM EDT
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Where should I put my hands when pulled over?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:58:09 AM EDT
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Apparently, arfcom is full of unintentional lady's men.



This is borderline genius.  
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:59:50 AM EDT
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Excellent timing sir



Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:01:33 AM EDT
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They sell rip-its at gas stations now, just sayin.
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This thread will have legs.

But I'm gonna crash soon.

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They sell rip-its at gas stations now, just sayin.


LIQUID FUCKING GOLD. I once stayed up for 65 hours and did two separate rucks (13 miles and 3,500 vertical feet each) on rip-its and nature valley protein bars alone.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:03:18 AM EDT
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Epic thread in the making!
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:04:12 AM EDT
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I bet she giggled a lil



Dunno why I'm still awake. -.-
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:08:59 AM EDT
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I'm fucking crying here. My coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy. This is a thread of epic proportions.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:09:49 AM EDT
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Wow, that is really blatant!  This thread is awesome, I hope you keep it coming.  It looks like Susannah might be gtg for a spin!  Same with this last girl, Hannah.  How are they so...clueless?  Keep up the epic work.  I think you have a thread full of admirers.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:10:52 AM EDT
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Wow, that is really blatant!  This thread is awesome, I hope you keep it coming.  It looks like Susannah might be gtg for a spin!  Same with this last girl, Hannah.  How are they so...clueless?  Keep up the epic work.  I think you have a thread full of admirers.
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I bet she giggled a lil

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Dunno why I'm still awake. -.-


Wow, that is really blatant!  This thread is awesome, I hope you keep it coming.  It looks like Susannah might be gtg for a spin!  Same with this last girl, Hannah.  How are they so...clueless?  Keep up the epic work.  I think you have a thread full of admirers.




Thanks dude


Update on Hannah

Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:17:35 AM EDT
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Wow, that is really blatant!  This thread is awesome, I hope you keep it coming.  It looks like Susannah might be gtg for a spin!  Same with this last girl, Hannah.  How are they so...clueless?  Keep up the epic work.  I think you have a thread full of admirers.
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I bet she giggled a lil

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Dunno why I'm still awake. -.-


Wow, that is really blatant!  This thread is awesome, I hope you keep it coming.  It looks like Susannah might be gtg for a spin!  Same with this last girl, Hannah.  How are they so...clueless?  Keep up the epic work.  I think you have a thread full of admirers.

You over estimate tinder sloots.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:30:41 AM EDT
[#29]
Can't... Go.. On..any longer.

I'll pick it up tomorrow, but before I go...



Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:32:44 AM EDT
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Fuck.  Yes.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:33:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:42:11 AM EDT
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Yes, please do this.

 
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:42:37 AM EDT
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In for the shenanigans
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Yep.



 
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:43:51 AM EDT
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I'd show you, but I don't think it's CoC
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I'd show you, but I don't think it's CoC

My inbox has room.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:44:28 AM EDT
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"If you died, would anyone find you"





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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:44:31 AM EDT
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"Is this going to be a problem?"
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:46:48 AM EDT
[#37]
" no FNAR love?"
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:49:11 AM EDT
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Yes, please do this.  
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Yes, please do this.  


Haha this.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:50:20 AM EDT
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You over estimate tinder sloots.
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I bet she giggled a lil

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Dunno why I'm still awake. -.-


Wow, that is really blatant!  This thread is awesome, I hope you keep it coming.  It looks like Susannah might be gtg for a spin!  Same with this last girl, Hannah.  How are they so...clueless?  Keep up the epic work.  I think you have a thread full of admirers.

You over estimate tinder sloots.


I have a GF so I've never done the tinder thing. Are they really that slutty?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:56:44 AM EDT
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I have a GF so I've never done the tinder thing. Are they really that slutty?
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I bet she giggled a lil

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Dunno why I'm still awake. -.-


Wow, that is really blatant!  This thread is awesome, I hope you keep it coming.  It looks like Susannah might be gtg for a spin!  Same with this last girl, Hannah.  How are they so...clueless?  Keep up the epic work.  I think you have a thread full of admirers.

You over estimate tinder sloots.


I have a GF so I've never done the tinder thing. Are they really that slutty?


Generally yes, kinda like POF girls but generally better looking. Some of them are straight up and just let you know they are just there for the D.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 3:59:33 AM EDT
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Generally yes, kinda like POF girls but generally better looking. Some of them are straight up and just let you know they are just there for the D.
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I bet she giggled a lil

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Dunno why I'm still awake. -.-


Wow, that is really blatant!  This thread is awesome, I hope you keep it coming.  It looks like Susannah might be gtg for a spin!  Same with this last girl, Hannah.  How are they so...clueless?  Keep up the epic work.  I think you have a thread full of admirers.

You over estimate tinder sloots.


I have a GF so I've never done the tinder thing. Are they really that slutty?


Generally yes, kinda like POF girls but generally better looking. Some of them are straight up and just let you know they are just there for the D.


Well now I know what to install if we break up.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:08:01 AM EDT
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This is fucking magical.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:09:21 AM EDT
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Theres even slutty girls on snapchat. I am by no means a master ladies man, but girls these days make is so easy any douche bag loser can get with a girl if he tries in the least bit. Hell half the time girls melt when I say something like "you're really beautiful" it's rather sad really.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:28:52 AM EDT
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jajajaja awesome op
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:31:07 AM EDT
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Grrr can't send verification code.  Try again later.  Always miss out on the fun.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:34:56 AM EDT
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This.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:36:13 AM EDT
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LIQUID FUCKING GOLD. I once stayed up for 65 hours and did two separate rucks (13 miles and 3,500 vertical feet each) on rip-its and nature valley protein bars alone.
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This thread will have legs.

But I'm gonna crash soon.

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They sell rip-its at gas stations now, just sayin.


LIQUID FUCKING GOLD. I once stayed up for 65 hours and did two separate rucks (13 miles and 3,500 vertical feet each) on rip-its and nature valley protein bars alone.


I think I know the outcome! ;)
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:36:33 AM EDT
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Theres even slutty girls on snapchat. I am by no means a master ladies man, but girls these days make is so easy any douche bag loser can get with a girl if he tries in the least bit. Hell half the time girls melt when I say something like "you're really beautiful" it's rather sad really.
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I am so disconnected from the single life.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:39:01 AM EDT
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I am so disconnected from the single life.
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Theres even slutty girls on snapchat. I am by no means a master ladies man, but girls these days make is so easy any douche bag loser can get with a girl if he tries in the least bit. Hell half the time girls melt when I say something like "you're really beautiful" it's rather sad really.


I am so disconnected from the single life.


It has gotten old for me so I am in the process of getting me on of them there girlfriends everyone talks about. I am literally the last one of my friends to be single, everyone else is getting married and stuff.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 4:40:45 AM EDT
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I think I know the outcome! ;)
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This thread will have legs.

But I'm gonna crash soon.

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They sell rip-its at gas stations now, just sayin.


LIQUID FUCKING GOLD. I once stayed up for 65 hours and did two separate rucks (13 miles and 3,500 vertical feet each) on rip-its and nature valley protein bars alone.


I think I know the outcome! ;)


Shut up you.
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