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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:23:33 AM EDT
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In on 2.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:24:57 AM EDT
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I'd never be taken alive, I'd kill myself before I surrendered.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:26:12 AM EDT
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You've been able to find cute women in tindr?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:26:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:27:28 AM EDT
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E-FUCKING-JECT
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:27:45 AM EDT
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It's code for "has phallus"
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:28:39 AM EDT
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Stick your dipstick in it just once. Then you can always go back for a lay guaranteed
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:28:41 AM EDT
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And on the phalan front..

Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:29:24 AM EDT
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Bean or no beans!!!
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:30:31 AM EDT
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Stick your dipstick in it just once. Then you can always go back for a lay guaranteed


Knock her up on the first date and you won't have to worry about birthcontrol for the next 9 months
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:30:34 AM EDT
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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:32:32 AM EDT
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TAG!
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:33:36 AM EDT
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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.


Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:34:16 AM EDT
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"How hairy are you?"
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:34:49 AM EDT
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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.


Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from.


Roger that
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:35:27 AM EDT
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I've never heard of this tinder, but I guess you're meeting a lot of really dumb, slutty chicks on it- so maybe I should look into it. Really dumb, slutty chicks happen to be just my type....

Also, that's seriously very awesome. I don't think I've ever tried just using Arfcom thread titles as pickup lines...
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:36:30 AM EDT
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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.


Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from.


Roger that


Thank you, you are both a gentleman and a scholar
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:37:52 AM EDT
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"Became a grandpa today"
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:38:35 AM EDT
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"Strokin' it! Arfdocs invited in."
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:39:20 AM EDT
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End well this will not

Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:39:55 AM EDT
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OPSEC bro
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:42:43 AM EDT
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So, a nearby neighbor is spreading human waste on his fields 2 miles away...
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:43:36 AM EDT
[#23]
Looking for a good set of jumper cables ?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:44:02 AM EDT
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This thread will have legs.

But I'm gonna crash soon.

Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:44:08 AM EDT
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Had a run in with some cougars this morning.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:44:21 AM EDT
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Dying here!

There's the "How Hairy Are You" poll
going on also.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:45:13 AM EDT
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This thread will have legs.

But I'm gonna crash soon.

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They sell rip-its at gas stations now, just sayin.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:46:01 AM EDT
[#28]
Should a home buyer expect a new roof for free?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:46:26 AM EDT
[#29]
Company will pay 80% of my tuition for a degree. What major should I choose?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:46:36 AM EDT
[#30]
Holy shit this is good stuff here! Real genius level stuff.

Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:47:08 AM EDT
[#31]
Do you take offense to people who call you "buddy"
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:47:36 AM EDT
[#32]
Is it possible for children of different marriages to live under different rules under same roof?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:48:03 AM EDT
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Would you kill an Elephant for Sport?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:48:45 AM EDT
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Ask one of them if they think Jake the Snake is going to die.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:48:46 AM EDT
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Thinking about moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico - Is it a decent place to live?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:49:15 AM EDT
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Eww haha



Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:49:20 AM EDT
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And all these are just from my subscribed threads list... GD really is a goldmine.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:50:06 AM EDT
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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.
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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.


you told me everything I need to know about her. She is smart enough to know you are joking with her and she is playing along with you. Smart, hot, sense of humor. Bro, DO IT!!!

By the way, what the hell is snapchat?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:52:08 AM EDT
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I just got canned!!!  

Waterworld the movie, just how bad is it?

Why is Obama going gray?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:52:16 AM EDT
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Damnit OP! I can't stop looking at every thread title as a pickup line! Doubling my time to pick threads to read.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:53:11 AM EDT
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Ask what she thinks you should use to keep your balls from sticking to your leg.   Maybe if she has any personal recommendations.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 1:57:21 AM EDT
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Finally, GD is back!!!
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Does Shelena have a wart on her nose??


She's a witch!!
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:07:55 AM EDT
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This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:10:45 AM EDT
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This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut.
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This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut.


Lol, I'll play it safe



Dragoncon!

Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:12:59 AM EDT
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In!

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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 2:19:01 AM EDT
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