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Link Posted: 9/9/2001 8:48:35 AM EDT
[#1]
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How about Bandit?
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I'm too late!  This was my ferret's name & would have been my suggestion!
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 9:05:53 AM EDT
[#2]
CA pet laws are par for the course in this bleedin heart tree huging cespool.

Rat cages, good ones, are more expensive than ferret cages too.....

I couldn't deel with a ferret. it would be worse than having a kitten that wouldn't grow up. They sound cute and all but it would wear thing real fast. I though having a racoon would be cool when I was a kid,,,,, Im soo glad I never got one.


my vote is pinhead


Link Posted: 9/9/2001 9:33:12 AM EDT
[#3]
How could you possibly have a fat ferret and not name him [b]DINGLEBERRY[/b]? It just wouldn't be right with anything else.



or:
Dufus
Jarret - rhymes with ferret?
Mongrel
"NO!"
Shorty - "Docta Jones, no parachute!"
Dipshit
Willy
Critter
Spaz
(Crack)feind
Tugboat
Gai Daigoji, Ninja Ferret
Snuffalufagus
and lastly- Jihad, the best dog name I ever heard.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 11:39:32 AM EDT
[#4]
Honor a president...name him

SLICK WILLIE

You know, because Clinton was such a big asshole!
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 12:19:35 PM EDT
[#5]
So, have you picked the name yet?  

Looks like no one has replied since my last post a few days ago.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 12:42:18 PM EDT
[#6]
What about the good ol' fahioned Rambo.

other suggestions:
far-clar, pronounced just like it sounds
colt
SOCOM
chia, like chia pet
beavis
da moose
gizmo
gremlin
wiener
rat
ahhhhhhh, what is that(really freak out guests)
chewbacca, chewie for short
sasquatch
elvis
skeeter
chupacabra, the mexican thing that kills goats and sheep. Actual translation is "goat sucker".
the yetti
or the ever popular Mr. Bigglesworth...
[thinking] gunny, that's a good one
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 8:32:09 PM EDT
[#7]
I can't believe this. I let you guys go on this long and you still can't get it. His name is

Fifty
as in .50
as in Ferret .50
You know, so you can explain when your guests get that puzzled look.

Guess what my daughter's choir teacher is having her sing for voice excercises-and she's walking around the house singing it.

I shot a hippopatomus with bullets made of platinum because if I use lead in them it's hide would surely flatten them.

Isn't private school wonderful?
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