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Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:08:50 PM EDT
[#1]
That's not a "tampon blowout." That's spray tan running. You guys never cease to surprise me.

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Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:12:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:12:44 PM EDT
[#3]




Quoted:

Genetics... Latinas typically blow up after 25



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yep...she aint no white girl. shes a latina now.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:13:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Trijicog still smash.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:15:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
That's not a "tampon blowout." That's spray tan running. You guys never cease to surprise me.

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So her thighs are sweating? Wonderful.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:15:34 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Trijicog still smash.


Hope you have the chevron reticle, as that shit'll beat the crosshairs offa ya.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:18:53 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Trijicog still smash.


Hope you have the chevron reticle, as that shit'll beat the crosshairs offa ya.




Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:19:11 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:19:26 PM EDT
[#9]
Let's see you in 10 years, Sparky.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:19:27 PM EDT
[#10]
Baby got back!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:19:52 PM EDT
[#11]
IBTL

She has admitted she struggled with an eating disorder all her life. Now, she has stopped fighting it. I say good for her, eat up. She can't compete with the newer, younger models forever.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:25:45 PM EDT
[#12]
she's also had a kid or two.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:31:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
That's not a "tampon blowout." That's spray tan running. You guys never cease to surprise me.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


I dunno... I've worn tan in a can and sweated like a pig, and it never did that. That
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:37:20 PM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


She used to be so slutty pretty.


dirty trashy and cheap but in a good way



 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:39:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Man, that's a shame.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:53:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Man, that's a shame.


Damn straight it is. When I think about how hot she looked in that Candyman video it makes my man parts down right unruly.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:55:48 PM EDT
[#17]
"Makes me that much stronger.... Thanks for making me a- cheeseburger"

Beauty is skin deep. About 3 feet deep under that skin is some beauty, buried in lard.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:58:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
bet it is fuckin awesome ............







She sings so hard, she bleeds. That's dedication!!!











just kiddin



http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-bleeds.jpg


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:07:13 PM EDT
[#19]
I'll be in my bunk...





Projectile vomiting into a trash can
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:33:23 PM EDT
[#20]
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Looks fake to me, the colors don't seem right.  


Go to the Superficials website. It was right off their page..... Hell I even linked their image.


What's a red blooded, gun loving American male doing on TheSuperficial.com?

"Celebrity Gossip and Celebrity Photos on The Superficial. Outrgeous commentary on celebrities, what they wear, and what they say and do."



Is this like Covert's Bieber fixation?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:36:39 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Tampon blowouts suck. Happens to every girl.


Happens to some of the guys in GD also....

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:26:19 PM EDT
[#22]
She's part Hottentot.  Saw an exhibit in the Smithsonian about them.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:29:29 PM EDT
[#23]
edit
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:34:08 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
"Makes me that much stronger.... Thanks for making me a- cheeseburger"

Beauty is  skin deep skin. About 3 feet deep under that skin is some beauty, buried in lard.


Fixed

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:40:53 PM EDT
[#25]
Time is rough on all of us.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:53:39 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Man, that's a shame.


Damn straight it is. When I think about how hot she looked in that Candyman video it makes my man parts down right unruly.


Now it's just gross.   A fat woman blowing a plug makes her a "People of Walmart" candidate.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:53:40 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:11:24 PM EDT
[#28]
Didn't she just have a kid?

If less than 6 months cut her some slack.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:14:28 PM EDT
[#29]


Ha! I knew it was fake. Good googling OATT.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:17:36 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
bet it is fuckin awesome ............



















just kiddin



http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-bleeds.jpg



Tampon blowouts suck. Happens to every girl.


If you think they suck then imagine what its like on our side of the line when it happens. She should have known better than to sit on my lap. Had to throw those kakis and shirt away.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:20:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:


Ha! I knew it was fake. Good googling OATT.


Oh, thank you, thank you.


I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings in these types of threads.  I know how much joy they get out of them.    
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:21:17 PM EDT
[#32]







 
 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:22:06 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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bet it is fuckin awesome ............



















just kiddin



http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-bleeds.jpg



Tampon blowouts suck. Happens to every girl.


If you think they suck then imagine what its like on our side of the line when it happens. She should have known better than to sit on my lap. Had to throw those kakis and shirt away.



At least you don't get debilitating cramps. I'm talking make you puke cramps.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:23:44 PM EDT
[#34]


Boob meat extends to the armpit area. That Naugahyde shirt is too tight or cut poorly and is smooshing flesh weird. It's not that she's shaped weird or anything.

eta: I was looking at the light colored chest blob on the left and totally missed the chicken skin on her arm. You're right, I'm wrong, she's got fucked up flesh.


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:24:29 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Ha! I knew it was fake. Good googling OATT.


Oh, thank you, thank you.


I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings in these types of threads.  I know how much joy they get out of them.    

The OP was the first hint.  And don't feel too badly; they're still whooping it up in the "Well Behaved Women..." thread.  

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:24:55 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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bet it is fuckin awesome ............



















just kiddin



http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-bleeds.jpg



Tampon blowouts suck. Happens to every girl.


If you think they suck then imagine what its like on our side of the line when it happens. She should have known better than to sit on my lap. Had to throw those kakis and shirt away.



At least you don't get debilitating cramps. I'm talking make you puke cramps.


True that - I'm an old guy, been around a while, seen/done a lot. I've known good women who really suffered from that. Its nothing to make fun of.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:25:23 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:







Boob meat extends to the armpit area. That Naugahyde shirt is too tight or cut poorly and is smooshing flesh weird. It's not that she's shaped weird or anything.


No armpit sex???



 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:26:00 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Genetics... Latinas typically blow up after 25

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yep...she aint no white girl. shes a latina now.


Yeah,, Mine did. Big Time.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:27:01 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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bet it is fuckin awesome ............



















just kiddin



http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-bleeds.jpg



Tampon blowouts suck. Happens to every girl.


If you think they suck then imagine what its like on our side of the line when it happens. She should have known better than to sit on my lap. Had to throw those kakis and shirt away.



At least you don't get debilitating cramps. I'm talking make you puke cramps.


True that - I'm an old guy, been around a while, seen/done a lot. I've known good women who really suffered from that. Its nothing to make fun of.


This reminds me of that SNL skit  about the game show, "Who's More Grizzled".
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:27:34 PM EDT
[#40]
Dat   ASS
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:28:12 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:

Quoted:


Boob meat extends to the armpit area. That Naugahyde shirt is too tight or cut poorly and is smooshing flesh weird. It's not that she's shaped weird or anything.

No armpit sex???
 



See my edit.

Go on and knock yourself out. Ruin that shit.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:30:52 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
bet it is fuckin awesome ............



just kiddin



http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-bleeds.jpg


Tampon blowouts suck. Happens to every girl.


Me thinks thats spray on tan...not aunt flo.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:32:39 PM EDT
[#43]
I'd still hit it.  She's rich enough to make up for many imperfections.



Besides, I'm not 20 anymore, either.   Those who are no longer at their absolute peak of health, fitness, and looks should not be

criticizing others for also being unable to stay perfect forever.  






Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:40:56 PM EDT
[#44]
She's worth over 90M she can look any way she wants
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:05:10 PM EDT
[#45]


Christina is still pretty, but she is heavy, quit making excuses

If I was single I would still hit it all weekend long

If shes happy who cares, she is worth millions

Free


Quoted:
Let's see you in 10 years, Sparky.


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:08:18 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
The pic is chopped. Of course I can tell by the pixels.....also her hands are a black womans hands, check out the hands.

Jim


so you're sayin it's a wookie with C.A.'s head?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:09:45 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
bet it is fuckin awesome ............



















just kiddin



http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-bleeds.jpg



Tampon blowouts suck. Happens to every girl.


especially when 3-4 are needed for each application....


not directed at you BES.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:10:29 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
I'd still hit it.  She's rich enough to make up for many imperfections.

Besides, I'm not 20 anymore, either.   Those who are no longer at their absolute peak of health, fitness, and looks should not be
criticizing others for also being unable to stay perfect forever.  




I'm not a singer, but I can criticize a pro when he's singing off key in public. Being cute is her damn job. It's not like we're picking on the girl at the office.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:11:50 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
bet it is fuckin awesome ............



















just kiddin



http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/christina-bleeds.jpg



Tampon blowouts suck. Happens to every girl.


especially when 3-4 are needed for each application....


not directed at you BES.


How do you know how big she is?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:12:46 PM EDT
[#50]
This is correct

You need to go whip her into shape pronto!!!



Free


Quoted:
Quoted:
I'd still hit it.  She's rich enough to make up for many imperfections.

Besides, I'm not 20 anymore, either.   Those who are no longer at their absolute peak of health, fitness, and looks should not be
criticizing others for also being unable to stay perfect forever.  




I'm not a singer, but I can criticize a pro when he's singing off key in public. Being cute is her damn job. It's not like we're picking on the girl at the office.


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