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Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:31:30 PM EDT
Dang, I couldnt imagine the horror a small child would feel at having seen that.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:35:23 PM EDT

Quoted:
This only begs the question, what kind of bomb do you use on a smurf village.   Can you get by with a Mk 80 series GPLD bomb or do you have to break out the JDAMS?




Seriously? Id use a BLU 82.




Quoted:
NAPALM STICKS TO SMURFS!!!






Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:38:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:39:02 PM EDT

Those bastards killed Smurfette!!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:41:48 PM EDT
I seem to be Disgruntled Smurf.



Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:42:07 PM EDT

Quoted:
WHERE IS THE DAMN VIDEO?  POST A LINK!!!



Would if I could.  But until some Belgian captures it from Belgian tv and hosts it, it wont be on the internet.  I looked all over for it.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:01:14 PM EDT
cool i'm Doctor Smurf.


little blue s.o.b.'s have had it coming for a long time
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:06:19 PM EDT
Anti-war?


I would consider that pro-war.

Fuckin' Smurfs. Always fucking it up for Gargamel.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:09:19 PM EDT

Quoted:
NAPALM STICKS TO SMURFS!!!





I do not, and I'll thank you to retract that statement, sir.





Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:29:01 PM EDT
WTF? my name is Super Absorbant Smurf???  Great, I must be a blue, hat-wearing, no-Smurfette-banging tampon or something....the UN carpetbombing me would be a blessing.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:35:22 PM EDT
Well, according to that site, I am....

Yahweh Smurf.

Thou shall have no smurfs before me.

Smite me, and I'll smurf you up.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 2:14:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 2:22:44 PM EDT

Link Posted: 10/9/2005 2:41:38 PM EDT

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smurf name generator.. sweet mine is.....Waspinator Smurf.....SWEET!!              


                                                             
www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html                



Hoochie Smurf checking in.  
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 4:02:03 PM EDT

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smurf name generator.. sweet mine is.....Waspinator Smurf.....SWEET!!              


                                                             
www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html                



Mine was "Hannibal Smurf".

Gargamel once tried to test me....  I ate his liver with fava beans....  and a nice chianti....   <THPTHPTHPTHP>

Link Posted: 10/9/2005 4:24:32 PM EDT
Insatiable Smurf  
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 4:27:55 PM EDT
If only the Smurfs had enetereed into mutual defense pacts with the neighboring villages and used their resources to acquire a state of the art ADA system, that wouldn't have happened.........

You can control your own behavior, you can't control other people's....................... which is the opposite of what a lot of the disarm for peace people preach.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 6:49:48 PM EDT

Quoted:
Sounds cool!

The only good smurf is a dead smurf!

ETA Charlie don't smurf...sorry.

I wanna' see this film!!!

A pre-emptive strike on a smurf training center...I like it!



I hope they have some Hueys on there blaring "Flight of the Valkyries"

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  It reminds me of...  SMURFBERRY CRUNCH!
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 7:17:32 PM EDT
Jose Titty Fucking Smurfs, this is some funny ass shit
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 7:25:05 PM EDT
Man-Eating Smurf checking in.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:05:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:17:51 PM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:
smurf name generator.. sweet mine is.....Waspinator Smurf.....SWEET!!              


                                                             
www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html                



Mine is Fundamentalist Smurf I shit you not. Maybe they bombed the village becuase they thought I was there or something. Those assholes will pay for this  I'm going to go jismurf on thier asses now.




That was mine too...
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:23:02 PM EDT
Boozy Smurf checking in!

Odd, since I don't drink.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:57:07 PM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:
smurf name generator.. sweet mine is.....Waspinator Smurf.....SWEET!!              


                                                             
www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html                



Mine is Fundamentalist Smurf I shit you not. Maybe they bombed the village becuase they thought I was there or something. Those assholes will pay for this  I'm going to go jismurf on thier asses now.




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 12:38:13 AM EDT
Bombing Smurfs are smurferific.  I would love to smurf bombs on them and hand them their smurfs.

Spelling fixed.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 12:58:36 AM EDT

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Bombing Smurfs are is smurferific.  I would love to drop smurf bombs on them and hand them there their smurfs.



Link Posted: 10/10/2005 1:41:14 AM EDT

Quoted:
If we are going for realism, did they also have ad
showing Baby Smurf and Smurfette being gang
raped by UN peacekeepers?



Link Posted: 10/10/2005 3:54:40 AM EDT

Quoted:
this thread is worthless without video



The campaign could backfire big-time because everyone pretty much agree that the Smurfs SHOULD be annihilated.  The Care-Bears are next.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:03:10 AM EDT

Quoted:
The Care-Bears are next.



Didn't you hear?  They were all wiped out by the JustDon'tFuckingCareBears.  
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:08:57 AM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:
The Care-Bears are next.



Didn't you hear?  They were all wiped out by the JustDon'tFuckingCareBears.  



Someone rang???  SuperAngryAboutSomething Bear, checking in!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:27:48 AM EDT
Cool.. maybe they can carpet bomb the teletubbies next.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:28:53 AM EDT

Quoted: Didn't you hear?  They were all wiped out by the JustDon'tFuckingCareBears.
I thought the Garbage Pail Kids took out the Care Bears.
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