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Link Posted: 10/1/2014 9:11:37 AM EDT
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...and now a few words from our first lady.

Link Posted: 10/1/2014 9:14:50 AM EDT
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What the fuck is Gooney Goo Goo?






Link Posted: 10/1/2014 9:17:57 AM EDT
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Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

 
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for the uncultured people out there...

NSFW  Gooniegoogoo
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 9:31:04 AM EDT
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for the uncultured people out there...

NSFW  Gooniegoogoo
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for the uncultured people out there...

NSFW  Gooniegoogoo


Link Posted: 10/1/2014 9:44:57 AM EDT
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for the uncultured people out there...

NSFW  Gooniegoogoo




Link Posted: 10/1/2014 10:04:24 AM EDT
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Michelle Zero = Aunt Bunny.

Link Posted: 10/1/2014 11:05:17 AM EDT
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NSFW  Gooniegoogoo
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for the uncultured people out there...

NSFW  Gooniegoogoo





Link Posted: 10/1/2014 11:50:17 AM EDT
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"I bet she climb tha fuck outta trees tho don't she, Gus?"
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Link Posted: 10/1/2014 1:53:26 PM EDT
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Hahh thanks for that one!
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 3:49:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/1/2014 5:14:39 PM EDT
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Awesome prom pictures.


























Shitty goes to prom:
















 
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 5:29:13 PM EDT
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This meme is going viral































Link Posted: 10/1/2014 6:39:29 PM EDT
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This will never work.  A flightless bird on a treadmill?  

Link Posted: 10/1/2014 6:42:59 PM EDT
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Why is the fire so big Gus? Every year you come here, and you burn down my motherfucking yard.
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2:42 what's his screen name.
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Why is the fire so big Gus? Every year you come here, and you burn down my motherfucking yard.
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Why is the fire so big Gus? Every year you come here, and you burn down my motherfucking yard.


First time I ever heard that Eddie Murphy routine,  I laughed till my stomach hurt.
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 8:06:52 PM EDT
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She looks exactly like a chick I went to high school with.  Would not surprise me if it was her.



 
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 8:55:59 PM EDT
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Kiss and Nickelback.

Two bands that made Rock'n'Roll choke on its own dick.

Link Posted: 10/1/2014 9:28:18 PM EDT
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Kiss and Nickelback.

Two bands that made Rock'n'Roll choke on its own dick.

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Kiss and Nickelback.

Two bands that made Rock'n'Roll choke on its own dick.



to be fair, sucking on nickle backs dick was very nice in the beginning, but it turned sour quickly.
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 9:33:41 PM EDT
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She looks exactly like a chick I went to high school with.  Would not surprise me if it was her.
 
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She looks exactly like a chick I went to high school with.  Would not surprise me if it was her.
 


"..got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye"
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 10:20:56 PM EDT
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to be fair, sucking on nickle backs dick was very nice in the beginning, but it turned sour quickly.
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Kiss and Nickelback.

Two bands that made Rock'n'Roll choke on its own dick.



to be fair, sucking on nickle backs dick was very nice in the beginning, but it turned sour quickly.


wat
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 10:41:40 PM EDT
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"..got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye"




BTTTF

Link Posted: 10/1/2014 11:08:17 PM EDT
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Girly Drinks vs Manly Drinks

http://youtu.be/7lPtr6dQrnY
Link Posted: 10/1/2014 11:18:33 PM EDT
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Saw this on the road the other day. There was a bunch of writing on the sides, too, but I couldn't get pictures.

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Holy shit a Wookie... AND Chewbacca

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Link Posted: 10/2/2014 8:11:33 AM EDT
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from the prom pics link




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My hair is a helicopter.  Your argument is invalid...?
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 8:20:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:36:03 AM EDT
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rost hard
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My hair is a helicopter.  Your argument is invalid...?





Link Posted: 10/2/2014 10:28:55 AM EDT
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Epic trolling of a text spammer....

http://www.quickmeme.com/news/?p=4764
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So is Chewie pissed because some else came dressed as a Wookie too?
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Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:11:43 PM EDT
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Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night.  Locals were


shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my


girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.  It completely spoiled our 10th


anniversary.
         My son was thrown out of
school today for letting a girl in


his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this


year!  You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching


altogether."





         The cost of living has
now gotten so bad that my wife is


having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.





         A man calls 911 and says
"I think my wife is dead." The


operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the
same,


but the dishes are piling up!"





         I was explaining to my
wife last night that when you die you


get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said


she would like to come back as a cow.  I said, "You obviously haven't


been listening."





         My wife has been missing
a week now.  The police said to


prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of


her clothes back.





         I've heard that Apple
has scrapped their plans for the new


children's-oriented iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a


good product name.

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Well shit, I live near Dulles airport, too.

Link Posted: 10/2/2014 1:36:23 PM EDT
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Isn't that the one that came preloaded with the complete Michael Jackson collection?




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That was fucking awesome.
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  That was fucking awesome.
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  That was fucking awesome.

I'd be getting my jaw cast.
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