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My bad dude. I was one floor off from my apt.
I shit you not, I did that once. Rode my bike home from a bar. Took it up elevator instead of stairs like normal. Must have hit 3 instead of 2.
I was shaking that door. Putting my key in it. Then noticed the lock was upside down. I strted freaking out that someone had broke into my apartment, and had busted the lock.
I crouched down to look under the door for feet.
Then when I stood up, I saw rhe numbers. I got the hell out of there before I got shot.
Lol.
Shit, check this out; One time when I was way younger me and two of my buddies were out bar hopping until everything was closed. We were hungry and still wanted a few more beers, and my buddy tells us we're not far from the apartment of this chick he used to screw off and on, and that she's always down for some late night action.... He tells us he still has a key to her place, and we can sneak in and he'll wake her up, possibly we'll all get busy, at the least we can drink some of her alcohol and hang out for a while. So, we go for it, we sneak into this chick's apartment, and while my buddy goes to take a crap and then to wake her up, me and my other friend get some beer out of her fridge and start flipping through the channels on her TV....
My boy comes rushing out into the living room looking freaked out, he tells us we need to get the fuck out of there; he doesn't know WTF is going on but that it's not his old fuckbuddy sleeping in there.
He called her the next day and she told him she moved three weeks ago.