Quoted: I worked with a guy that got tired of having his dr peppers stolen so he took a dr pepper can and drilled a hole in the bottom and then filled it up with skoal spit and then sealed it with rtv . |
Just F'ing wow, you win the prize. That will last in my brain housing group for a long time!
I lived in a college dorm and was having food thief issues as were a few of us. I lost a steak, a gallon of oj, and leftover lasagna over a few weeks. Other people were missing more than me. After a trip to the supermarket and the drug store we were set.
ex lax shaved onto the top of Friendly's brand sundae cups!
left over buffalo style chicken wings rolled around in epicac.
turns out our thief was a grad student from a Portuguese family with shitloads of money
dumb fuck shit himself to bed one night and the very next night puked his guts out.(that's the one were we, the conspirators, found out)
The fucker wasn't even embarassed!